The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #80 on:]

Welcome to PEEL sriontoc. Enjoy your stay here at Nerd World. (Unfortunately, I don't know the link for the PEEL FAQ, but I'm hoping someone else does, and will provide it for you.) Oh yeah, please don't act like IDIOTSVILLE.

A: See "Leela's Homeworld".
Q: How would the Futurama world change if the Professor didn't wear glasses?

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Yeah! A long awaited TOTPD!

[Reply #81 on:]

PEEL FAQ

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A: Well nothing but he's gonna get more women for all i know.

Q: What will happen to the proffeser when he's 170?

[Reply #82 on:]

A: His current behavior will multiply by 170.

Q: If Leela's pupil was green, what would become of Sal?

[Reply #83 on:]

A: Sal would get a job in a men's bathhouse.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of Amy's "Tootsie Pop"?

[Reply #84 on:]

A: 29

Q: What would you want that was pwned by or touched by Leela?

[Reply #85 on:]

A. Her bed. It looks very soft.

Q. What kind of shampoo does Leela use?

[Reply #86 on:]

A: Purple and Popular

Q: What type of lotion does she use?

[Reply #87 on:]

A. Purt and Popular. Watch 'War is the H-Word'. She said that her lotion was that, not her shampoo.

Q. How many people has Leela had sex with?

[Reply #88 on:]

A. 7. Once with Fry during the time jump during which they decided to get married, four times in college, one time with some guy she meet in a dating service, and once with a coworker, and the mystery of the coworker lives on.

Q. What's Leela's favorite fastfood place?

[Reply #89 on:]

@IC: Don't forget the Zapper.  And Alkazar.

A. Dinkin Donuts.

Q. What is Alkazar's full name?

[Reply #90 on:]

A. Alkazar van Sheeponmop Lector.

Q. Why'd I not include Zapp and Alkazar in the list of people Leela had sex with? (And don't say "Because you forgot." )

[Reply #91 on:]

A: Um...because...they weren't good enough to mention? (Damn...it's hard when I can't take the easy way out.)

Q: What started Zapp's obsession with velour?

[Reply #92 on:]

A. He had a velour baby blanket.

Q. Who did Chaz date after him and Leela broke up?

[Reply #93 on:]

A: A cardboard box. He was lonly and got fired by Mayor Poopenmyer

Q: Back to Velour, Is there velour underpants in the future?

[Reply #94 on:]

A: Of course. Guess who's the spokesman?

Q: Back to the cardboard box, did Chaz ever get beat up by the box's jealous, chain-smoking, one-eyed ex-lover?

[Reply #95 on:]

A. Nah, he evicted the guy. After all, he still has the Mayor's Aid badge...

Q. What is Alkazar's species called?

[Reply #96 on:]

wow, been here not even a week and I've been insulted?! if you notice I asked what the 'what if machine' said, not 'what is' leela's homeworld!!

A: ummmm....... Alkazar'arians?

Q: if Alkazar had to live in a box, what box would it be?

[Reply #97 on:]

A. He was looking at the 2988 Ford Cardboarder, but he decided on the 3000 Dodge Viperbox.

Q. What did Alkazar do after his plan was defeated?

[Reply #98 on:]

A: He'll carry on dating freaks.

Q: Ya know The manager of the Ultimate Fighting League that was last seen to own the NNY Mets, what happens to him?

[Reply #99 on:]

A. He bought the Yankees.

Q. What happened to the Yankees after he bought them?

[Reply #100 on:]

A: The team got renamed to the Honkies.

Q: Aside from radiators, what household appliances has Fry also had sex with?

[Reply #101 on:]

A: The toaster

Q: what did the toaster think?

[Reply #102 on:]

A:could have been better

Q:why is fry so lonely that he has sex with anything

[Reply #103 on:]

A: because he doesn't want to make god cry.

Q: whay does calculon need constint praise?

[Reply #104 on:]

A: Because he's a celebrity.

Q: Why does Bender need constant praise?

[Reply #105 on:]

A: because "bender is great."

Q: why do all planet elders dress in cloks?

[Reply #106 on:]

A: Because they leave a lot to the imagination.

Q: What company makes Leela's bra?

[Reply #107 on:]

A: just bras, "not a girdel in sight"

Q: why would bender and ren make good friends?

[Reply #108 on:]

A: Because of their similar Mexican heritage.

Q: Why does Bender need to pump a lot of blood out of his basement? And why does a single apartment have a basement to begin with?

[Reply #109 on:]

A: the blood is from the people he killed so he could have there house and, among other things, basement.
Q: why shasta and not another brand?

[Reply #110 on:]

A. Fry has a history with Shasta that he can't just break now.

Q. What's this history?

[Reply #111 on:]

A:It's 99cents for a 3 liter.

Q: how did clamps get his scar?

[Reply #112 on:]

A. His acetylene torch slipped while he was "freshening up," but he'll clamp anybody who knows the truth.

Q: If the Second Coming of Jesus wiped all the videotapes on Earth, what destroyed the DVD collections?

[Reply #113 on:]

A: ME!!!(the gigantic brain)

Q: how come the crew ignores leela's drinking problem?

[Reply #114 on:]

A. Because nobody sees her drink.

Q. Where does Leela drink?

[Reply #115 on:]

A: When she gets home.

Q: what happened to make barbados slim hate hermes?

[Reply #116 on:]

A. Hermes stole Labarbera from him.

Q. What did Nibbler mean when he said Leela was "The Other"?

[Reply #117 on:]

A: to be reveled in the futurama direct to dvd movie.

Q: what ever happened to whaling fungus?

[Reply #118 on:]

A. Died choking on his own vomit.

Q. How many albums will the Beastie Boys have out by the year 3087?

[Reply #119 on:]

A: still 7

Q: what did zapp do after the nimbus was destroyed by the declipodiean.