|
Dan1248
Professor
|
|
A: because she was hot!
Q: how can you do a spoken word version of a rap?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dan1248
Professor
|
|
|
« Reply #726 on: 10-27-2005 13:00 »
« Last Edit on: 10-27-2005 13:00 »
|
|
Originally posted by Quimbly: Q: What else does "blue" smell like (from RTEW)? A: blue only smells like one thing, blue Q: how long was Hermes on the Brain Slug Planet for? ps. Lame suggestion for next thread: "Kif, I'm asking you a question!" (Zapp Brannigan from Love's Labour's Lost In Space)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dan1248
Professor
|
|
A: he's a robot not a human
Q: why aren't monkeys donkeys?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
|
|
A. Because he finally figured out he doesn't have taste buds.
Q. Which robots have taste buds?
|
|
|
|
|
Dan1248
Professor
|
|
A: booze testers
Q: why is the professor the only one who ever gets sex?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dan1248
Professor
|
|
A: because he was so hyperactive he could move at light speed
Q: how the hell is that possible?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
|
|
A. Karrarrychael Jabirden Bot.
Q. What is up with Karrarrychael Jabirden Bot's name?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Quimbly
Bending Unit
|
|
A: Zombie Jesus had his second coming out party February 28, 2568. The party was a real doozie, and lasted three days past the 28th. In commemoration of all the crazy stuff Zombie Jesus did while drunk, everyone decided to extend February by three days. Of course, in order to keep the seasons in alignment, they had to cut short another month. They voted, and the result was November. NOBODY like November, right?! (PS: Leap Years now give February 32 days.)
Q: After the second coming out parties died out, what did Zombie Jesus do? I mean, did he get a job as a janitor, or what?
|
|
|
|
|
|