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Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #440 on: 08-22-2005 18:16 »

A: He ate some bad diamond tacos.

B: If a tree fell on Zoidberg, and no one was around to hear it, would anyone bother to go look for him when he turned up missing?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #441 on: 08-22-2005 19:52 »

A: Hell No.

Q: How long would it take for Zoidberg's body to decompose?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #442 on: 08-22-2005 20:10 »

A. 36 days.

Q. What is Fry's favorite videogame? (Besides Space Invaders)
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #443 on: 08-23-2005 04:41 »
« Last Edit on: 08-23-2005 04:41 »

A. Asteroids

Q. Why was Fry only frozen for 1000 years minus 1 day? The timer said 1000 years and the counter got all the way to zero.
Why did he awake a day early?
Zogonif

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #444 on: 08-23-2005 06:34 »

A: There was a mulfunction with the freezing gizmo

Q: If Zoidberg joined the army what rank would he have ?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #445 on: 08-23-2005 06:45 »

A: Lobster stew, or the lowest one possible.

Q: Why doesn't the cryogenic lab go underground like all the other ONY buildings?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #446 on: 08-23-2005 06:49 »

Because the aliens mistook it for a mountain.

Why does Zapp like Lee Lemon before he realises it's Leela?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #447 on: 08-23-2005 06:53 »

A: Because he finds Lee sexually attractive.

Q: How many times has Fry asked Leela out?
Generic Zombie

Crustacean
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« Reply #448 on: 08-23-2005 07:30 »

A.As many time as you think  off screen

Q.HOw many things was Seymour doing in the pizza mix sauce thing?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #449 on: 08-23-2005 09:46 »
« Last Edit on: 08-23-2005 09:46 »

A: 3  - Swimming, Eating and pissing.

Q: How old is Bender?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #450 on: 08-23-2005 10:40 »

A. 6 years old in 3003. Revealed in "Bendless Love".  (Not counting the thousand years buried after "Roswell that Ends Well" )

Q. What phobias does Hermes have?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #451 on: 08-23-2005 11:30 »

Isn't he 4?

A: Quadstampaphobia: scared of stamping a form only 4 times.

Q: In the entire universe, Zoidberg is the *blank*th best doctor. Fill in the blank.
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #452 on: 08-23-2005 11:33 »

A: the 1th best doctor (oneth (does that count?))

Q: What make was Fry's bike in 1999?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #453 on: 08-23-2005 15:47 »

A: Scooty Bike Jr. 2000

Q: When was Amy born?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #454 on: 08-23-2005 17:24 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by GreyThinkyWhale:
Isn't he 4?

He was 4 in 3001. Time passes in the Futurama universe.

A. Amy was born on May 26th, 2980.

Q. What happened to the book "Fry Defeats the Brain" after the episode?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #455 on: 08-23-2005 17:26 »

A: Stephen King steals it and publishes it under his name.

Q: Did any brains not get sucked into alternate universe thingy?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #456 on: 08-23-2005 18:56 »
« Last Edit on: 08-23-2005 18:56 »

A: No considering most of them were eaten in TDTESS

Q: Where did the Brain Balls go after they gave up there planet?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #457 on: 08-23-2005 19:44 »

A. They found part-time jobs on the Globetrotter Homeworld.

Q. Do Brains always think fast?
benderForPres

Crustacean
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« Reply #458 on: 08-23-2005 21:53 »

A. except when drunk or watching television

Q. How did Nibbler get back from Robot Hell in Hell is Other Robots?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #459 on: 08-23-2005 21:59 »

A. He Radioed his personal spaceship which picked him up.

Q. How old is Nibbler's spaceship?
Al

Crustacean
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« Reply #460 on: 08-23-2005 22:07 »
« Last Edit on: 08-23-2005 22:07 »

Hi (Place amusing Latin epiphet here)
 
Quote
Originally posted by benderForPres:
A. except when drunk or watching television

Q. How did Nibbler get back from Robot Hell in Hell is Other Robots?
A:  The Cross-Town Express, just like everyone else!

Q Part 0:  If Leela's one-eyed mutated gene and Fry's two-eyed gene are of shared dominance, will their offspring have...
A)  One Eye
B)  One and a Half Eyes
C)  Two Eyes
D)  Three Eyes

Q Part 1:  If the above answer is D) Three Eyes, what effect will Fry's, "Nasty in the Pastey," have on the popularity of, "Third Eye Blind?"  Be specific and give quotes.

[edit] Arrrrgh!  Thread Bifurcation!! [/edit]
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #461 on: 08-24-2005 01:03 »

A: I think of a decent answer...

Q: Why can't I think of a decent question?

Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #462 on: 08-24-2005 01:55 »

A. Because you are too lazy to look deeper into the question and post a thought-out answer, so you just make a pointless "I dunno" post, simply because you want to boost your post count.

Q. What did the Brain Spawn do after they were imprisoned in the parallel universe for the second time?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #463 on: 08-24-2005 06:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
A. Because you are too lazy to look deeper into the question and post a thought-out answer, so you just make a pointless "I dunno" post, simply because you want to boost your post count.

Actually I don't care too much about the 'preciuous' post count. If I did want to boost it I would spam the boards, but I don't. The post count means nothing to me...

Q. What did the Brain Spawn do after they were imprisoned in the parallel universe for the second time?

Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #464 on: 08-24-2005 10:54 »

A: They just sat there bored for a thousand years then remembered that they tetris on the big brain.

Q: How long did they play tetris until, got bored of doing that?   
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #465 on: 08-24-2005 11:23 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Dan1248:
 Actually I don't care too much about the 'preciuous' post count. If I did want to boost it I would spam the boards, but I don't. The post count means nothing to me...

Hmmm, 250 posts in two weeks? Nah, not spamming at all.  :)

A. They played tetris on the Big Brain for 5 weeks until the batteries ran out.

Q. In what year was the Planet Express building built?

Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #466 on: 08-24-2005 11:31 »
« Last Edit on: 08-24-2005 11:31 »

 
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Hmmm, 250 posts in two weeks? Nah, not spamming at all.

What do I have to do to prove I don't care?
Fine, get a mod to drop my "Total Posts" back down to 0 if it makes you happy.
To be honest, I don't care.
I may have 250 posts, but it doesn't mean I've been spamming up the joint, does it?

Q. In what year was the Planet Express building built?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #467 on: 08-24-2005 12:30 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Dan1248:
 What do I have to do to prove I don't care?
Fine, get a mod to drop my "Total Posts" back down to 0 if it makes you happy.
To be honest, I don't care.
I may have 150 posts, but it doesn't mean I've been spamming up the joint, does it?

Answer to your questions:
1. Stop responding to my posts.  :)
2. They can't reset your posts.
3. It's 250 posts, and yes. Yes it does.
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #468 on: 08-24-2005 12:51 »
« Last Edit on: 08-24-2005 12:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Fat Nerd Nasty Pasty:
 Answer to your questions:
1. Stop responding to my posts.    :)
2. They can't reset your posts.
3. It's 250 posts, and yes. Yes it does.

1. Stop replying! If you're gonna keep replying, remember to put the question at the bottom.
2. They can reset them, it says in the FAQ. Go get 'em to reset mine, I don't give two shits.
3. Give me 5 examples of my spam (besides whats been going on in this thread) in e-mail form. Don't post 'em here because its annoying everyone.


Q. In what year was the Planet Express building built?

Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #469 on: 08-24-2005 14:41 »

... now to bring this thread back on topic
A: 10 years before the professor left momcorp, and before it was built it was a indian burial ground

Q: When did Mom found her company
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #470 on: 08-24-2005 15:42 »

A: It started at school whatching a vidio called:
"How to own a sucsessful life whils seeing robo porno" and it followed through her years.

Q:What happened to Seymore before Fry and Seymore met?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #471 on: 08-24-2005 18:01 »

A: He wasted his money buying lotto tickets, had to live on the street then met fry and had a good life 'til uhh... well you know the rest. (He was the smartest dog ever [he knew how to sing "I'm walking on Sunshine"])

Q: What if Fry had his own Sitcom?
Chelseaguzom

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #472 on: 08-24-2005 18:03 »

I <3 that song.

Zogonif

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #473 on: 08-25-2005 01:07 »

A: If had one it would only last one season

Q: What would happen if Mom and Lrrr joined forces?
Nighteyes

Crustacean
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« Reply #474 on: 08-25-2005 05:58 »

A: The Apocalypse would surely come.

Q: What would have happened if Bender went back in time instead of fry going forward?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #475 on: 08-25-2005 06:22 »

A: It all happens in Futurama Comic #6

Q: What age will Farnsworth die?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #476 on: 08-25-2005 06:33 »

He'll never die, unless he get's a life-threatining desease and dies. A better question is, will the sunset squad robots ever find him. In fact, that is my question.

Will the sunset squad robots ever find the Proffessor?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #477 on: 08-25-2005 07:14 »
« Last Edit on: 08-25-2005 07:14 »

A: No. David Frost IV found out when he went to the toilet , once you leave you dont come back

Q: What would happen to Scruffy if he didnt work at P.E?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #478 on: 08-25-2005 07:35 »

Um, you got the Q & A mixed up...

A: He'd be a janitor at Momcorp for twice the salary.

Q: How much wood could a Fry chuck chuck if a Fry chuck could chuck wood?
PumaGirl

Starship Captain
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« Reply #479 on: 08-25-2005 10:54 »

A: He could chuck about the equivalent of two trees

Q: Apart from Star Trek what was Fry's favourite TV show of the 20th century?
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