The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[#40 :]

 

Originally posted by SORF:
Q: would Scruffy beat Amy in a presidential race?

A. Of course, he's a man.

*gets beaten by every woman on PEEL*

Q. What is Bender's favorite brand of cigars?

[#41 :]

A: zubans cause Castro was his uncle's friend
Q: why do you suck

[#42 :]

Haha. And this is coming from you?

[#43 :]

sorry sir! (salutes)
any way...
whos killbots are better farnsworth or wernstrom?

[#44 :]

A: Housewives prefer Farnsworth's Killbots. And those housewives can be very dangerous... I hope that answers your question, small ball of impotent tumbleweed.

Q: What would happen if every PEELer guest starred in an episode of Futurama?

[#45 :]

A. The episode would be the same length as any episode. They'd squeeze all our words into a second at the end that sounds like a chipmunk. And they'd put all our names in super small text.

Q. What will happen to George W. Bush in the future?

[#46 :]

A: He'll be working in an ice cream store.

Q: What will happen to matt groening in the future?

[#47 :]

A: He'll be a billionair and own the world!

Q: What will happen to Ireland in the Future?

[#48 :]

A: They Go to the end of the rainbow galaxy

Q: Where will dr. bender nye in the future?
(Probley still wearing the same jacket)

[#49 :]

A: Heads in jars don't NEED jackets!

Q: What did Scruffy serve time in prison for?

[#50 :]

A: He was caught having fun, instead of being his ususal, slow self.

Q: Why does Scruffy have such a big mustache?

[#51 :]

A. He has "Cold Upper Lip Disorder". He could not survive without the "stache".

Q. What is Zoidberg's favorite color?

[#52 :]

A.blue, the colour of his sandels

Q.what medical school did Zoidberg attend?

[#53 :]

A: Red Lobster Medical School

Q: What is Amy's major?

[#54 :]

A. Cuteology, with a minor in Quantum Physics.

Q. What was Leela's major?

[#55 :]

A. Advanced Kung Foo.

Q. What was Hermes' major?

[#56 :]

A: How To Be Annoying 101

Q: What was Hermes' minor?

[#57 :]

A: Hating red lobsters

Q: How much Slurm does Fry drink a day?

[#58 :]

A: 3 Family packs, or 1 Queen's diarrheaic-episode's-worth, depends how you're measuring.

Q: What was the name of Farnsworth's first doomsday device to get a patent?

[#59 :]

A: Project X.

Q: What does Leela do in her spare time?

[#60 :]

A. She watches anime', reads and writes shippy Inuyasha/Kagome fanfic.

Q. What other imaginary Planet Express employees (a la Katrina and Zanthor) does the Professor think exist?

[#61 :]

A. Lil' Professey, his lifelong imaginary friend, Xeenena, a warrior woman that's a softy at heart, and Hannibal, a man much like Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs.

Q. What adventures have the Professor and Lil' Professey had?

[#62 :]

A: They  explored the amazingly barren wasteland that is the inside of my skull.

Q: Why is the inside of my skull a barren wasteland?

[#63 :]

A. Because you waste time on a computer on an online message board for an animated sitcom that's been in hiatus for three years.

Q. What's Fry's favorite animated show of the future?

[#64 :]

A. The Saturday morning animated "All My Circuits in Hyperspace."

Q. Why does the "What If" Machine think Leela is so evil?

[#65 :]

A. Because she just is! Have you seen those boots?

Q. Why did Leela's Career Chip say she was best to work at The Cryogenics Lab?

[#66 :]

A. Because she has one eye and the Career Chip Overlord thought it would be funny to have a cyclops greet people coming from the past.

Q. Why was Terry chosen for his position?

[#67 :]

A. He has a powerful vocal presence.

Q. Why was Leela's boss chosen for his position?

[#68 :]

A. The accent.

Q. How did Bender become bad?

[#69 :]

A. His mind was warped by the Internet.

Q. What kind of music does Bender listen to?

[#70 :]

A. Heavy metal!

Q. How does Zoidberg keep his lab coat clean when he lives in the dumpster?

[#71 :]

 

Originally posted by IDIOTSVILLE:
Q: Where will dr. bender nye in the future?
(Probley still wearing the same jacket)

Nice to know someone thinks something of me but i dunno that answer.
 
 

Originally posted by Shiny:
Q. How does Zoidberg keep his lab coat clean when he lives in the dumpster?

A: The Proffeser owns an automatic cleaner that works wonders in 1 1/2 minutes

Q: What punishment would you get if you were done for explosives found out that there yours?

[#72 :]

A. You'd probally get a few years in jail, but, because of your grammatical errors, your time in jail would probally be shortened.

Q. Does Leela have a brother?

[#73 :]

A. No.

Q. What is Yancy's grandson's name? (i.e. Philip Fry II's son)

[#74 :]

A: Clover. That's right, it weren't no "son".

Q: What ever happened to the Grunka Lunkas?

[#75 :]

A: They fell in Slurm and died.

Q: What is the best job in the future?
celabrate 75 post with the next post

[#76 :]

A. Chairman of the federal sex bureau.

Q. Who is the chairman of the FSB?

[#77 :]

A: Zapp Brannigan (duh...)

Q: How does one cure sexlexia? (A chief concern for those at the FSB.)

[#78 :]

A: Send the patient to the planet Amazonia and have  him Snu-Snued to near death. (Sexlexia is more common in men than women)

Q: How would you cure a woman (or Homosexual Man)with sexlexia?

[#79 :]

A: death is the only sure way. ;-)

Q: what did the what if machine say about leela's home world?