Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

[Reply #720 on:]

A: The galaxy of no return

Q: why do they call it the galaxy of no return?

[Reply #721 on:]

A: Because you never return

Q: How many paralel universis are there?

[Reply #722 on:]

A. 99999999999999999999999999999 999Error

Q. Who will win the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award in the future?

[Reply #723 on:]

A: Matt Groening's head in a jar

Q: How many pounds does 3 of Nibbler's darkmatter poops weigh

[Reply #724 on:]

A: 7371111 lbs.    (Call 737-1111, Pizza Pizza, hey-ay-ay)

Q: What is the leading Pizza place in y3k?

[Reply #725 on:]

A: It's called Y3K cheese's pizza place

Q: If tommorrow's tuesday was yesturday and yesturdays tommorow is today, what is tommorows yesturday?

[Reply #726 on:]

A: today

Q: how accurite is the what if machine?

[Reply #727 on:]

A: Not very

Q: What is the what if machine made out off?

[Reply #728 on:]

A. What if microns with some honey (and if it's the upgrade then futuria particles)

Q. Why do many (most) people wear future clothes in ep1 (SP3000) but not the prof etc

[Reply #729 on:]

A. He's not exactly fashionable...   

Q. Who is Fry's favorite superhero?

[edit] By the way, the What If machine is made of Gold. Farnsworth mentioned it in one of the AOI episodes.

[Reply #730 on:]

A: See Jonny Wobbs Avatar

Q: Who's Nasty's Avatar of?

[Reply #731 on:]

A: Nasty himself. And an elephant, sure.

Q: Is Fry really arrogant enough to say that he's his favourite superhero?

[Reply #732 on:]

A: No

I cant be asked to do a question

[Reply #733 on:]

Q: Does Nibbler chew his nails?

[Reply #734 on:]

A: Yes he does, doesnt everyone

Q: Does Zoidberg have nails

[Reply #735 on:]

A: He has claws.  Get it?  "CLAWS"!

Q: How do you lasso one of those massive Mars beetles?  (My memory is failing me...)

[Reply #736 on:]

A. Buggalo. And you get a lasso and throw it around the buggalo's legs. Now, you gotta tie it so it doesn't get out of the knot. Crikey! This one's got some big chump'as. In this case, I'll use my extra special buggalo catchin' gloves. Crikey! The lil' fello' bit off my hand!

Q. What's the style of the 31st century?

[Reply #737 on:]

A: The Future.

Q: How many fingers does Zoidberg have? (You must consider underneath his clothes)

[Reply #738 on:]

A: Seven

Q: Even if you knew popplers were young Omicronians would you still eat them

[Reply #739 on:]

A: yes wouldn't you

Q: Would you eat smelly hippy

[Reply #740 on:]

A: No, I would become him.

Q: How many people of earth like smelly hippies?

[Reply #741 on:]

A: 4 billion

Q: What do you prefer, DUI Fridays or Dinkin Donuts

[Reply #742 on:]

A: Family bros. pizza

Q: what is blursball

[Reply #743 on:]

A. The bastard cousin of Blernsball.

Q. In what year will the big ball of garbage return to Earth?

[Reply #744 on:]

A: 4012

Q: What would you do if you were surrrounded by a gang of aliens who wanted to harvest your Human Horn

[Reply #745 on:]

A: Scream like I've never Screamed before...

Q:If Leela died, who would Farnsworth get to replace her?

[Reply #746 on:]

A: Kuranga Leela, her clone. Who incidentally was made of cereal.

Q: How do clones get to be made of cereal?

[Reply #747 on:]

A. Easy. It's much cheaper and easier to use sugarfrosted cereal as the building blocks of life and DNA. And they taste better too.

Q. What is Leela's dream job?

[Reply #748 on:]

A: President of Earth.

Q: What do you get if you combine Fry's DNA with DNA from Morbo?

[Reply #749 on:]

A. A stillborn. 

Q. Who became Pharaoh of Osiris III after Bender left?

[Reply #750 on:]

A. One of the Slaves who was crushed seconds later by pieces of the Bender statue...

Q. Who would have won the Slurm Factory tour if Fry didn't?

[Reply #751 on:]

A: Scruffy

Q: Who's gonna be the next president of earth?
Will Nixon be re-elected with another body

[Reply #752 on:]

A:no, clinton will win with the body of a secretary, and he will sing the song "I touch myself"

Q: will england still have a queen in the year 3000?

[Reply #753 on:]

A: Yes, Nixon.

Q: What will be Earths biggest threat in the year 3000?

[Reply #754 on:]

A:Giant Bender

Q:why did fry make out with a radiator

[Reply #755 on:]

A. He has a fetish for scalding hot metal women.

Q. Why does Zapp Brannigan love Velour instead of velvet?

[Reply #756 on:]

A: he has a speech impediment

Q: why doesn't kif just quit his job

[Reply #757 on:]

A. Kif can't leave the DROOP when "war were declares", and with Zapp Brannigan in command, there's always a war going on.

Q. Which StarWars movie is Fry's favorite? Why?

[Reply #758 on:]

A: Star wars episode 36, when producers run out of ideas, because Lukes Son's son yan has been taken to the studio to discuss his salary

Q:Why Does Bender want to be a folk singer?

[Reply #759 on:]

A: The pay is good.

Q:How many total Star Wars films have been shot in y3k?