Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

[Reply #680 on:]

A:He would turn into Frason.


Q: Does Scruffy drink Slurm?

[Reply #681 on:]

A: Yes but very slowly

Q: Should Bender drink Slurm more often?

[Reply #682 on:]

A:Yes

Q: Does Zapp Like to eat Glagnar's Human Rinds?

[Reply #683 on:]

A: Yes, only if he scores

Q: Does Zapp ever score

[Reply #684 on:]

A:Only once with Leela.


Q:How many times has Leela Scored?

[Reply #685 on:]

A: only once with Zapp

Q: will lrr ever be nice

[Reply #686 on:]

A:UHHH

Q:Is Bender's Mom Hot?

[Reply #687 on:]

A: Bender's "mom" is the factory he was made in, so yes, the machinery does get hot when it's working at maximum output.

Q: What kinds of people live in universe number 1337?

[Reply #688 on:]

A: In universe 1337 everybody who's smart is stupid and the stupids are smart so Fry is the smartest person in universe 1337

Q: If you were a robot would you date Angeline or the Crushinator

[Reply #689 on:]

A: 300 one dollar hookerbots.

Q: does "National Pornographic" really outsell the Bible?

[Reply #690 on:]

A: Knowing how the world is, most problably

Q: Why is the Planet Express Ship green?

[Reply #691 on:]

A: So it flys faster

Q: If you lived in the year 3000 what job would you have

[Reply #692 on:]

A:I would be in the Robot Mafia

Q:Who do you think is cooler Bender or Flexo?

[Reply #693 on:]

A: Bender with a goatee

Q: The Glob or fryfan001

[Reply #694 on:]

A: Why ask that question?fryfan001. Globs okay but fryfan001 is better. No offence.

Q: Is Fry really that stupid?(not fryfan001, the real fry)

[Reply #695 on:]

A: Yeah. He once ate a big bowl of stupid.

Q: What are the wonders of the world in the year 3000?

[Reply #696 on:]

A:I hate ignorant people


Q:Why are they ignorant?

[Reply #697 on:]

sheesh i said im sorry but it was a nasty question  so heres something to cheer thou up. Just click on yoda and enjoy;
star wars gangsta rap

[Reply #698 on:]

Hey Man I was just kidding but ya ive seen that before lol! 

[Reply #699 on:]

 

Originally posted by Krokei:
A: Yeah. He once ate a big bowl of stupid.

Q: What are the wonders of the world in the year 3000?

A: How the mayor actual became mayor

Q: Should Fry be mayor

[Reply #700 on:]

A:Yes

Q:Is Fry related to Billy West?

[Reply #701 on:]

A: More than likely, actually email him see what he says's

Q: Bender related to john?

[Reply #702 on:]

A) not directly. john's sister has been married with a cousin of bender's

Q) how much did the marriage last?

[Reply #703 on:]

A: AS long as long as a crazy frog advert

Q: How likes crazy frog?

[Reply #704 on:]

A) Zoidberg

Q) Is Kif the love child of mr burns and smithers?

[Reply #705 on:]

A: Both..........

Q: IS cosmic's name, so cosmic

[Reply #706 on:]

A: Erm......yes

Q: Farnsworth is Fry's greatX? Nephew? (how many greats are there?)

[Reply #707 on:]

A: to many

Q: How many are to many

[Reply #708 on:]

A. 999999999Error

Q. Do the Harry Potter books outsell "National Pornographic"?

[Reply #709 on:]

A: let's just say, if the books were competing, harry potter would be popular with women.

Q:why is kif green?

[Reply #710 on:]

A: Because the writer's didn't like blue

Q: Kif or Bran

[Reply #711 on:]

A. I don't like bran, so I'll go with Kif. Plus, Kif's color is cooler.

Q. How did Kif come to his DROOP rank?

[Reply #712 on:]

A: He went to Mars Uni where he majored in taking orders from an idiot.

Q: What do you prefer, Thomson's Teeth or Glagnar's Human Rinds

[Reply #713 on:]

A. The Teeth, since I'd rather not be a cannibal today.

Q. Who will be credited for the revival of Futurama, when this revival occurs?

[Reply #714 on:]

A. The fans.

*collective "awwwwwwwww"*

Q. Who does Fry like better Xena, Uhura, or Captain Janeway?

[Reply #715 on:]

A: Xena.

Q: What ever happened to the parallel box?

[Reply #716 on:]

A: The Professor put it in the basement and forgot about it. It is now used to hold Scruffy's porn collection

Q: If Fry's opera had been a success how would his life be now

[Reply #717 on:]

A: Fry would buy another can of anchovies and find the robot oil secret. Mom would take over the world and make luw to Farnsworts. (sp?)

Q: Would Fry implant the oil making gene to children and ruin Mom??

[Reply #718 on:]

A: He was going to, but then he got bored and didn't. Then Mom found out, and shot him. Repeatedly.

Q: What ever happened to The Radiator?

[Reply #719 on:]

A. The Radiator went back to the Radiator Planet in her Radiator Ship. On arrival to the Radiator Planter, the Radiator met the Radiator of her dreams, and she and the male Radiator had a great Radiator wedding with Radiator's using Radiator instruments to make wonderful Radiator music.

Q. Where is the Radiator Planet located?