Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

[Reply #480 on:]

A: its there desission, let them speak English.

Q: If Futurama carried on, what would be the next episode?

[Reply #481 on:]

A: They'd Do A Parody On CSI Where Fry And Leela Had To Find Out Who Destroyed Bender, They'd Find Out It Was Either MOM Or Zoiberg, But then, Figure Out The Clues Leading To Mom, At The End of The Episode They Would Walk Into Mom's Building With HandCuffs And Say In A Dramatic CSI (MIAMI) Voice, You're Under Arrest MOM, And, Like In Revenge Of The Sith, She'd Say, Are You Threatening Me Deliver Employees? In A Chancellor Voice, And All Of The Sudden She'd Bring Out Her Robots And Start Attacking. AND Right When They Were Running At Each Other. The Screen Would Turn Black And Read TO BE CONTINUED. And As If EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: JERRY BRUCKHEIMER  (As Seen In CSI) IT WOULD SAY EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS MATT GOENING & DAVID X. COHEN, In The Following Episode There Would Be A GALACTIC CIVIL WAR AND, AND, AND!
        Why Don't You Decide What Happens Next?

Q: If Groening Creates A New Should What Would It Be Called?
 

[Reply #482 on:]

A: Show? Past-o-Rama!

Q: Who would be the characters in past-o-rama?

[Reply #483 on:]

A: Black Ader, Quasimodo, Count Dracula and Emperor Palpatine.

Q: Where would Past-o-Rama take place?

[Reply #484 on:]

A: In the past...

Q: No, but where? On what planet or country?

[Reply #485 on:]

A: Tatooie (Or WhateveR) It'd Be them all getting into situations around a mail room... Good Stuff...
Q: If Futurama Were To Have A Spinoff Sitcom Of One Character, Who Would It Be; What Would It Be Called

[Reply #486 on:]

A. Bender's Comedy Variety Hour!

Q. What does 'That Guy' wear, boxers or briefs?

[Reply #487 on:]

A. Boxers, he dosen't like constiction.

Q. If Leela Became a Queen, what planet would she be queen of?

[Reply #488 on:]

A: Planet Leela
Q: Is there a queen of Earth in 3000? If so, who?

[Reply #489 on:]

queen nixon

can heads in jars have kids and if so how

[Reply #490 on:]

A: yeah but its a bit dissgussting.when one kisses a head in a jar,there tonges must touch to make babies.the rest is to sick to tell.

Q: What If Bender Was Gay? thats to the what if machine

[Reply #491 on:]

A: Bender's programmers would realize that they've failed miserably to program him properely and shut him down.

Q: What is it like in the year 4000?

[Reply #492 on:]

A: The post post-apocalyptic wasteland would be too confusing and we would be weirded out. 

Q: What if ThatGuy cured boneitus(whatever) in the future?

[Reply #493 on:]

A: Then he PE would be taken over, PE crew would be rich and Fry would make friends with the Suicidide Booth if you know what I mean.

Q: How much does the PE crew make per delivery?

[Reply #494 on:]

A: -5 Pesos

Q: When It Comes Time, How Does Zoidberg Die?

[Reply #495 on:]

A. Zoidberg dies when he finds out he is actually rich.

Q. Where, when, and how did Zoidberg get rich?

[Reply #496 on:]

A: He found a winning lottery ticket in the street after rummaging through a dumpster and accidentaly swollowing a suicide pill.

Q: Who lost/threw out the ticket?

[Reply #497 on:]

A: Mom cuz it was only walk around money.

Q: Who produces the suicide pills?

[Reply #498 on:]

 

Originally posted by GreyThinkyWhale:
A: Planet Leela

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*cough* lame! *cough*

A: The Rosie O'Donnell way- people will start thinking he's funny, though he's more boring than harvesting crops with a pair of toenail clippers. Exposure is key.

Whoah! It took too long for our webserver to update, so two people posted while i was disconnected. Sick-assed.

A: Mom's Friendly Deep Hopeless Despair, Inc.

Q: Who actually invented the fing-longer (No- I don't think it's the Professey)

[Reply #499 on:]

 

Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
  ...

*cough* lame! *cough*

I'm too lazy to actually think of anything...

 

Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
Q: Who actually invented the fing-longer (No- I don't think it's the Professey)

A: Lrrr in order to surf 1000 year old televsion from his couch.

Q: What is Lrrr's favourite show?

[Reply #500 on:]

A: The destruction of a planet in 100 easy steps. On Discovery Chanell 

Q: Why was the human upper horn regarded as the afrodiziac(sp?) in the first place?

[Reply #501 on:]

A: 1000-year-old "The Brady Bunch".

Dammit! Once again!

A: One word: Klinger (from M*A*S*H)

Q: Does he let Ndnd touch the remote, and if so, what'd she want to see?

[Reply #502 on:]

A: When Lrrr wasn't looking, she'd turn on 'Changing Rooms'.

Q: Why was Bender programmed to kill all humans?

[Reply #503 on:]

A: Its an default mexican-build robots software package.

Q: Would you like to live 160 yrs and then go to the Near-Death star??

[Reply #504 on:]

I think I answered this question once with something like

"It was a mistake. He was supposed to kill all the humans.....with kindness!"

..That Guy beat me.

A: No

Q: How come the Native Martians just happen to strikingly resemble Native Americans in dress, behavior, and beliefs?

[Reply #505 on:]

A to Soban: Yes, if Leela, Fry, Cubert and Bender rescue me...

A to Ji: Because that's what the writers thought would make a good, realistic story.

Q: What would be your ideal job in the year 3000?

[Reply #506 on:]

A: Blurns-ball player or a whale biologist(sp?) 

Q: Why is dolomite so imperishable??

[Reply #507 on:]

A: [proffessor]'Cause it's dolomite baby![/proffessor]

Q: No really, why?


sorry, had to do that...

[Reply #508 on:]

A: Cause I hate whales 

Q: Whoa? Oh Right. Why is Leelas appartment so underfurnished?

[Reply #509 on:]

@Soban: Dolomite is imperishable because you hate whales? Oh, do explain.

[Reply #510 on:]

Sure it is simple... *Long scientific talk* ... and thats why it must taste like grape-ade. 

BACK TO TOPIC PLZ   

[Reply #511 on:]

A: Because no-one furnished it.

Q: Why does Bender have such a big closet?

[Reply #512 on:]

A. Because he felt like getting one of the 00 Suites.

Q. What other times has Bender's self destruct code gone off?

[Reply #513 on:]

A: Every time some fucktard kid has tried to make a "secret" code for his "secret" no-girls club.

Q: How do space bees make the buzzing sound in vacuum?

[Reply #514 on:]

A. Space honey causes the laws of physics and all sciences to apply.

Q. What would've happened if they were space wasps in The Sting rather than space bees?

[Reply #515 on:]

A: No honey, no halucinations, no Leela.

Q: Where do the Space Wasps live?

[Reply #516 on:]

A: Near the the space bees only down to the left 20 miles on,pass the cronaton space and straight onward 100 miles next to the hobos and robos.

Q: Is there a rich planet[i can allow Mars]?

[Reply #517 on:]

A: They don´t. They used to live where the space-bees are now found, but they were so dangerous they died. Thereby leaving place for the weakling-space-bees.

A: Mars. You asked for it.

Q: How did humans get rid of the Cyborg oppressors?

[Reply #518 on:]

A: Cyborg oppressors are similar to the killbots they have specified kill limit, so they sent wave after wave... u know the rest  .

Q: How did humans get rid of the Giant Carrot oppressors?

[Reply #519 on:]

a: with a nice salsa dip.

q: how did the Giant Carrots come to be?