Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

[Reply #320 on:]

just under his girdles max capacity.

what king of fluid is in the bladders that support Kif's body?

WOOOOOO Top of the page!

[Reply #321 on:]

Dasani water

What did the Native Martians do with their giant bead?

[Reply #322 on:]

A: They used it as a pillow at night.

Q: What would Bender drink to fuel his power cells if alcohol wouldn't work?

[Reply #323 on:]

A: Human blood

Q: What if futurama was never created?

[Reply #324 on:]

A: We'd be in a Family Guy Forum, and Family Guy would not be as good.

Q: What if Matt Groening and Geroge Lucas were the same person?

[Reply #325 on:]

A: What if what? So what if they were? Do you mean what would happen if they were the same person? What would happen to Futurama? To the fanbase? What would he look like? I dunno, they look the same anyway.

Q: How did the Robot Mafia get founded?

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A: The community patrons of NNY's "Hell's Robo-Kitchen" district got together and voted in favor of electing the Don Bot and his goons as racketeers for their neighborhood.  They figured, if they didn't get a Robot Mafia soon, a human mafia would step up in its place.

Q: What was Tinny Tim designed to do?

[Reply #327 on:]

A: To make oil-ade and the cute backward letters on the sign.

Q: Which piece killed the king, when Fry and Bender were playing chess.

[Reply #328 on:]

A: While Fry and Bender were playing chess, the King of Nebulon-9 (Gasnor) was killed by a piece of popcorn that he swallowed that went down the wrong pipe.  Of course, Gasbeasts like Gasnor from Nebulon-9 have several "pipes", so the chances of getting the popcorn piece stuck in the wrong pipe was very unlikely, but you can't deny that it happened.  Gasnor is as dead as dead can be.

Q: How often does Bender release his huge amount of flaming gas from his shiny metal behind, like in Crimes Of The Hot?  Each it happens, does the Earth's orbit change?

[Reply #329 on:]

A. Bender doesnt normally do it in that big a quantity, usually in small bursts.

Q. What would happen if Mom's robot revolution ever stopped?

[Reply #330 on:]

A: The whole alocohol industry would plummit, ultimately go bankrupt where people no longer could drown their sorrow and the world would fall in to total anarchy and chaos. Did i forget to mention the aliens would destroy what was left?

Q: Why was the lunar lander returned to the moon?

[Reply #331 on:]

A. Because Neil Armstrong's head became the first head-in-a-jar to have their base touch the moon. "One small toss for man. One giant pass for head-kind."

Q. What if Family Guy was never created?

[Reply #332 on:]

A. Futurama still would have been cancelled. They would have gone to [as], but the ratings wouldnt be as good as a Family Guy/Futurama Block.

Q. Who invented PIkea?

[Reply #333 on:]

A. Hmmm...PIkea. It sounds like some sort of invention in computer field, something nerdy. With that said, I'll go with a PEELer.

Q. Who invented the first spaceship?

[Reply #334 on:]

Farnsworth’s great great ancestor 

If you take Leela or Amy out for dinner what cuisine would you choose and why?

[Reply #335 on:]

 

Originally posted by mint:
Farnsworth’s great great ancestor   

Phillip J. Fry II or Yancy jr?

Leela, she seems pretty easy if you're not Fry.

What is Amy's favorite food?

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A. Fry's Homecooked Hot Dogs.

Q. What's in the hot dogs?

[Reply #337 on:]

Fry's special sauce.

What's in Fry's special sauce?

[Reply #338 on:]

 

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Q. Who invented the first spaceship?

Are you kidding me? Come on guys, the Soviets did! MORONS!

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A) bender's secret ingredient

Q) what is bender's secret ingredient?

[Reply #340 on:]

A: Fry's special sauce
Q: Where did Fry learn how to cook?

[Reply #341 on:]

You don't wanna know...

What is the first thing Bender ever cooked?

Originally posted by:NP
Are you kidding me? Come on guys, the Soviets did! MORONS!

This is a futurama game, not a world history lesson post board; don’t expect serious answers from me!   

[Reply #342 on:]

A. Fry's Homecooked Hot Dog.

Q. How was the hot dog? Good? Bad?

[Reply #343 on:]

A: It was kind of bad and crunchy, because he just lit it on fire until it seemed cooked, and then doused it in special sauce.

Q: Where can robots get a sense of taste installed?

[Reply #344 on:]

A: France
Q: Why were robots programmed with sexual desires?

[Reply #345 on:]

a:because its fun and fair.but they should know how to use a condom.

Q:what should robots have installed to your opinion?

[Reply #346 on:]

A) a cd player, a VCR, a shaping system that makes them look like a x-wing, a microwave, a condom vendor, and a weapon of mass destruction

Q) what of the previous things are installed on bender?

[Reply #347 on:]

A) All of the above, as well as a machine that goes "Ping!"

Q) Why did they change the rules of blernsball between FOABP and ALOHO?

[Reply #348 on:]

(Unknown, you get a cool point from me for the reference in your answer!)

A) Because Al Gore said so.

Q) How did Amy get so fat?

[Reply #349 on:]

A: Um, food?

Q: Is the guy behind you gonna give you a cookie, or just plain hit you on the head?

[Reply #350 on:]

A. Cookie, then hit you in the head.

Q. Is the guy infront of you going to give you a cookie or hit you on the head?

[Reply #351 on:]

A: Give me a bigggggggggg cookie!

Q: Do you know what my name is?

[Reply #352 on:]

A. Yes, it's...[Gets shot by a figure that resembles Roger Rabbit, but probally isn't]

Q. Who framed Roger Rabbit?

[Reply #353 on:]

Whitey, it was whitey!

Ho has better juggs: Leela or Jessica Rabbit?

[Reply #354 on:]

A. Leela. Especially the wine glasses. Excellent for drinking wine in. And don't forget the mugs she has!

Q. Who would be a better Pope: Bender or Fry? Pick which one and say something they'd do as Pope.

[Reply #355 on:]

Bender. He would change the communion beverage from wine to beer.

Who would make a better wife, Leela or Amy?

[Reply #356 on:]

A. Leela. She would "Hi-ya" the kids into shape.

Q. Who would you like as a wife: Leela or Amy?
And for the ladies, like as a husband: Fry or Hermes?

[Reply #357 on:]

A. Amy. She's got the $$$.

But Leela is my mistress... 

Q. Who was the first Space Pope?

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Pope Harry I

Who is the head of the college of cardinals?

[Reply #359 on:]

I thought futurefreak was the first Space Pope 

College of cardinals? It got dissolved in 2667 by Pope Hitler XXX

What was Zapp's first battle?