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Harry Sach

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« #200 : 04-16-2005 09:05 »

She kicked Fry's flabby, pale ass.

What was Bender doing while all this was happening?
Andy1234

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« #201 : 04-16-2005 09:33 »

A:taking bets on how bad he'll be injured.

Q:how many people made bets?
SquarePupils

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« #202 : 04-16-2005 12:36 »

A: 25.4

Q: How badly was Fry injured?
Andy1234

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« #203 : 04-16-2005 14:23 »

A:...well lets just say he's now more machine than man.

Q:what percentage of him is machine?
IDIOTSVILLE

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« #204 : 04-16-2005 14:52 »

A: 50.9999999999999999

Q: Iron Or Tin Can
i_c_weiner

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« #205 : 04-16-2005 14:57 »

A. Dolomite, baby!

Q. What happened to Amy?
Andy1234

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« #206 : 04-16-2005 15:35 »

A:the question is what Did'nt happen to amy?

Q:what Did'nt happen to amy?
i_c_weiner

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« #207 : 04-16-2005 16:03 »

A. Not being drunk and Fry not doing it with her and Leela.

Q. Did Fry feel accomplished?
Harry Sach

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« #208 : 04-16-2005 20:14 »

No, he felt beaten and bruised.

Would Leela rather do Fry or Amy?
i_c_weiner

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« #209 : 04-16-2005 22:08 »

A. Fry. She would do Amy, but then again, she likes Fry's lower horn.

Q. Why does Leela like Fry's lower horn?
Nasty Pasty

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« #210 : 04-16-2005 22:21 »

A. She likes cute little things.

Q. What is The Robot Devil's middle name?
i_c_weiner

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« #211 : 04-16-2005 22:25 »

A. Beck.

Q. The Robot Devil is a manbot, right?
Spielor

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« #212 : 04-16-2005 23:41 »

A: Sure. He even has two horns, even though they are not really low.  ;) But at least he can please two women at the same time.

Q: But does he really like pleasing WOMEN?
i_c_weiner

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« #213 : 04-16-2005 23:52 »

A. No. He likes pleasing himself.

Q. What's the Robot Devil's girlfriend/wife's name?
Andy1234

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« #214 : 04-17-2005 01:48 »

A:Hooker bot 3000

Q:how much did he pay for hooker bot 3000
i_c_weiner

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« #215 : 04-17-2005 08:17 »

A. Nothing. She paid him.

Q. How much did she pay him?
Nasty Pasty

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« #216 : 04-17-2005 10:44 »

A. She gave him her soul.

Q. In what year were Robots first given souls?
morbo_it

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« #217 : 04-17-2005 13:23 »

A) in 2876, after the election of the first robot pope.

Q) what was the name of the first robot pope?
Spielor

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« #218 : 04-17-2005 14:35 »
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A: Pope Unit 0000001

Q: Why do robots need an extra pope if there is already a space pope who is responsible for all religions?
Zoidypoo

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« #219 : 04-17-2005 18:01 »

 Becuase robot popes are really cool.

 How did the Robot pope become pope?
i_c_weiner

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« #220 : 04-17-2005 19:32 »

A. He was elected, duh!

Q. Who was the runner up in this election?
Bender_Waffles

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« #221 : 04-17-2005 19:43 »

A. George W Bush's head.

Q. What material are Bender's eyes made of?
MrMoose

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« #222 : 04-17-2005 20:12 »

A: Beef jerky and some coal.

Q: What was the biggest accident involving the city tubes?
Procyon

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« #223 : 04-17-2005 21:18 »
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It was your normal, everyday rush hour traffic. A guy, after just leaving Bomber's Burritto Bar with his "I survived and conquered the 5-Bean Massacre!" shirt, rushed to get home. Unfortantely he was stopped by the NNY masses. Finally, he couldn't hold it any longer, and let one rip. At that exact moment, the guy behind him lit a cigarette.

BOOM! Flesh and burning plastic rained down on the unsuspecting passerbys. A tragic tale indeed.   :nono:

Q: Did Bubble Gum Tate ever hook up with Martha Stuart?
Harry Sach

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« #224 : 04-17-2005 21:24 »

For the sake of all that is good and decent I hope not.

If you could bring Futurama back for as long as you wanted or cure AIDS which would you do?
Bender_Waffles

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« #225 : 04-17-2005 21:32 »

A. I'd bring back Futurama. Cause who says it isnt the cure for AIDS?

Q. What planet is Hypnotoad from?
Harry Sach

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« #226 : 04-17-2005 22:59 »

Omicron Persei 9

Stink lizards or electro snails?
Nasty Pasty

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« #227 : 04-18-2005 11:01 »

A. Gotta go with the snails.

Q. Did Leela ever have a pet besides Nibbler? If so, what is it and what is it's name?
Jicannon

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« #228 : 04-18-2005 11:22 »

Yeah. It was a human named Fry.

Whatever happened to the body of Sylvester Stalone?
Nasty Pasty

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« #229 : 04-18-2005 12:32 »

A. He was dug up in the year 2586 for a Broadway musical based on the Rocky Movies.

Q. What kind of mysterious lifeforms live in the "Sub Sewer"?
Quimbly

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« #230 : 04-18-2005 12:45 »
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A: Sub-mutants, of course....
There's this one that is just a foot with eyes, rather than a whole leg.  And another one has a mouth that opens diagonally, rather than horizontally.  There's also one hideous fellow that has a <bleep> coming out of his head, instead of an arm.  Poor guy.

Q: What was the name of the robot that was used to exhume Sylvester Stalone's body?
morbo_it

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« #231 : 04-18-2005 13:22 »

A) undertaker unit 0023
Q) why did they exhume sylvester stallone's body?
Quimbly

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« #232 : 04-18-2005 13:32 »
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A: That's an easy one:
 
Quote
Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
A. He was dug up in the year 2586 for a Broadway musical based on the Rocky Movies.

Sheesh.. look up 1 post...    :nono:

Q: What kind of neat/special tricks can the mutant with an arm coming out of his head do?
i_c_weiner

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« #233 : 04-18-2005 17:32 »

A. He can do headhand stands.

Q. What kind of tricks can the hideous fellow that has a <bleep> coming out of his head sub-mutant do?
Quimbly

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« #234 : 04-18-2005 22:35 »

A: Well, he can water the plants that are hanging from the ceiling.....without a pitcher.

Q: What special abilities does the large-headed mutant possess?
Harry Sach

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« #235 : 04-18-2005 23:15 »

He has the unusual ability to suck and blow at the same time.

Is Hedonismbot a robosexual or just misunderstood?
Spielor

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« #236 : 04-19-2005 02:42 »

A: He is just misunderstood. I mean, he was built in the Roman Empire 21 B.C. and is thus the oldest robot there is. Sure he's different. You can't blame him for that...

Q: How is it possible that a robot has been built 21 B.C.?
smision

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« #237 : 04-19-2005 02:59 »

A: Time Travel

Q: How is (planned) time travel possible?
Quimbly

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« #238 : 04-19-2005 09:12 »

A: In addition to transport to and from different alternate universes, Fry Holes also can be used to travel through time in the same universe.

Q: So, let's see....The Romans "built" Hedonism bot, but that's only possible through time travel.  So, did a Roman go into the future and get the parts he needed, and then returned?  Or did the Roman study robotics in the future and then went back to build a robot out of the materials on hand?  (Remember the Terminator?  In their "holes", they couldn't bring any material with them, when they time travelled.)  Or, did someone from the future come back in time to show the Romans how to build the robot?  What's the REAL story, and what happened?!
Harry Sach

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« #239 : 04-19-2005 12:07 »

He was originaly a steam powered mobile vomitorium. Over the centuries he was burried in the ruins of Pompeii, and ultimately dug out in the year 2132. After his discovery he was give upgrades,many over the centuries, making him the pleasure loving robot we now see. It's kind of like Calculons history, only more interesting because it involves Hedonismbot.

Would you rather indulge in worldly delights w/ Hedonismbot or drink beer w/ Flexo
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