Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

[Reply #160 on:]

A:....not too sure really, but I'm sure it was the Lakers fault some how.

Q: How did New New York get everyone to eventually stop making garbage?

[Reply #161 on:]

A: They gave free butter to all the people who recycled their stuff

Q: Where did all of the native Martians go after leaving Mars?

[Reply #162 on:]

A. They never left Mars. They made Mars into a rocket ship and left a fake Mars in its place with a few "castoffs".

Q. Where is Mars now?

[Reply #163 on:]

A: In my tummy.

Q: How long do Michelle and Pauly Shore stay together?

[Reply #164 on:]

A. Not long. Shortly after Pauly Shore unthawed, Stephen Baldwin unthawed.

Q. What movies did Pauly Shore do in the future?

[Reply #165 on:]

A: 80s Guy Junior

Q: Why did this movie suck so much?

[Reply #166 on:]

A: It wasn't shot entirely in slow motion like all 31st century movies are.

Q: Why are all 31st century movies shot entirely in slow motion?

[Reply #167 on:]

A: Because of the Gxxrrrkkjj7 clan, who can only process things slowly, and are filthy rich. Other races (other aliens, humans, robots) are given special glasses that speed up the film, which means that they leave the cinema way before Gxxrrrkkjj7 clan.

Q: Why was Directing Unit 7.9885 considered a better director than Directing Unit 87.4C?

[Reply #168 on:]

A) because he was affiliated to Gxxrrrkkjj7 clan. no one messes with Gxxrrrkkjj7 clan.

Q) do nibblonians die?

[Reply #169 on:]

A: My guess is that when diarea comes, you know when they die.

Q:what will the evil brains think of next for there next evil plan?

[Reply #170 on:]

A: they will pretend to be marshmellows and eat humans.

Q: Is Zapp Gay?

[Reply #171 on:]

A: Definitively. He is wearing Velour (Hello...!), he is surrounded by men, he brags with having slept with one woman which he only does to prove he is not gay.

Q: After his official outing. Who will be Zapps boyfriend?

[Reply #172 on:]

A) smithers' head
Q) what will mr. burns' head do, after smither's head and zapp get together?

[Reply #173 on:]

JOIN IN!!!

Q: Who likes cake

[Reply #174 on:]

A. Mr. Burn's Head likes cake.

Q. With Smithers and Burns in Futurama, is Bart in Futurama? Is he a head or a body? What's he up to?

[Reply #175 on:]

A. No. No simpsons characters are in Futurama. Shut up about it.

Q. How many guns does Bender own?

[Reply #176 on:]

A: Only the F-ray that he hid in his compartment.  Who needs guns when you can bend things?

Q: How can heads in jars talk when they have no lungs?

[Reply #177 on:]

A. Wizards.

Q. Why does everyone blame the wizards?

[Reply #178 on:]

A. Because they have two letters in their name from the last 6 letters of the alphabet.

Q. Who would people blame if wizards couldn't be blamed?

[Reply #179 on:]

A. The foreigners.

Q. If wizards are to blame, what can we do about it?

[Reply #180 on:]

A: Call in the archers.  [<-BG2 reference]

Q: Which wizards are responsible for causing continuity errors in Futurama?

[Reply #181 on:]

The Washington Wizards

What happened to the guy who sold Zoidberg the super cream?

[Reply #182 on:]

A. He developed bonetis and died.

Q. Who would win in a fight William Shatner's head or Patrick Stewart's head? Why?

[Reply #183 on:]

A: Patrick Stewart's head because Picard is the best Star Trek Captain ever!!

Q: Who would win in a fight of Bender vs. Data?

[Reply #184 on:]

A: Bender would use his um....Bender would.

Q: Who would win in a fight between Destructor and Santa?

[Reply #185 on:]

Santa, Destructor isn't built to Yuletide specifications.

What cup size do you think Leela is?

[Reply #186 on:]

You got this out of the lame ideas for ontopic topics in the offtopic test thread, didn't you?

A: D.  She's a cartoon heroine older than 16.  What do you expect?

Q: As long as we're on the subject, how about Amy?

[Reply #187 on:]

B+ - C. She may be cartoon, but she is also asian.

Q: If Amy and Leela got into an oil wrestling match, who wins?

[Reply #188 on:]

leela.

Q: Normal Oil or moms robot oil?

[Reply #189 on:]

A: whatevers best to steal.

Q: what should leela be covered in while you try snu-snuing her?i know another rude one but im bored.

[Reply #190 on:]

A. Nothing. Fry on the other hand...

Q. Where did Bender learn how to play Piano?(see Godfellas)

[Reply #191 on:]

A. Like everything else, playing piano is just primative form of bending.

Q. Where did Bender get the piano from?

[Reply #192 on:]

A: He bought is at SPEARS, which is SEARS after Britney Spears' head bought it in 2798.

Q: Why did Bender BUY it there (EDIT: and not steal it like everything else)?

[Reply #193 on:]

He didn't. He stole it. You are thinking of Flexo, he bought his. Like a sucker.

Q:If someone who speaks 3 languages is trilingual, and someone who speaks 2 languages is bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks one language?

[Reply #194 on:]

A: Almost everyone I know.

Q: How do you predicy fry will die? 

[Reply #195 on:]

Predict you mean, I don't think predicy is a word, at least not that I know of anyway...

I think he will die from the sting of the bee...wait that's just a dream...Probably exchanging his soul with the devil to make Leela love him...to save Leela...something like that...

What kind of things the crew will surprise Amy with during Chinese New Year?

[Reply #196 on:]

A. Amy: How bout we all get drunk!
Fry: [Thinking] All my fantasies have finally come true!

Q. What kind of stuff did Fry do while he was sober while everyone else was drunk?

[Reply #197 on:]

A:tried to knock leela up.

Q:did he succeed?

[Reply #198 on:]

A) yes, but only with a chair
Q) what did leela do after she woke up, sober and all?

[Reply #199 on:]

A: took a tablet for her headache

Q:what did she do after that?