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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Um, I think it's still technically my turn, but I'll just let you have this turn, nye.
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LayZ341

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Zoidberg: HOORAY, its a jury summons! I can feel useful again.
Zoidberg (Reading to himself): Dear Dr. Zoidberg, Please stop applying for jury duty. No one wants to hear or cares about your opinion. You are useless, so you don't have the right to judge anyone. Have a nice day.
Zoidberg: Awwww.
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LayZ341

Professor

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Professor: Hermes, I can't stand Zoidberg. He is always sniffing around for food or bothering someone. Doesn't he realize that everyone hates him. Why doesn't he just kill himself! I mean if I was....
Hermes: Uh...Professor, he is right here in front of you.
Professor: See what I mean!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Professor: Where did my Social Security check go?!? How many times do I have to tell them I'm not dead!
Hermes: Shhhh. We'll split it like the last time.
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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As much as I like disembodied Pac-Man heads, I think LayZ wins this one.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Cop: For the last time the Futurama DVD movie hasn't been greenlit.
Fry: Oof! Ow! Eep!
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Smitty: For the last time, punk, my shirt does not say "LICE"!
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Crash_7

Professor

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URL: My stick is bigger. Ohhhh, yeaaahhh! Smitty: Yeah, but mine vibrates!
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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Smitty: Don't whine yet. I haven't gotten a hold on your hair yet.
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Amy: Shwoah, Professor. That's too much information. Professor: Nonsense. It wasn't even considered a crime against nature in my day.
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