DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Possible jokes:
Physical humor
Drug abuse
Sex Poop
Well, we all see where this is heading!
Fry: How much e^xLax did you say was in those brownies, Bender? Bender: I don't know, but it was lower than the LC50, you big whiner. Fry: Uh-oh, my underpants are about to undergo a brown shift.
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Gorky

DOOP Secretary

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Hmmm...let's see...
I'll give this one to wwe_fk simply for putting incredibly disturbing images in my head.
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JDB

Professor

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Leela: Hey, where's your urine test gone? Bender: Oooohh, somebody get me a bucket
Nice choice of picture by the way!
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Gorky

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: Ewww, Fry. What'd you just step in?
Bender: *sigh of relief*
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: Bender, we've told you not to spill your coolant on the ship's floor.
Bender: It's okay, I'm just about finished...wait...wait...yeah, that's it. Fry, you gotta patch up my crotch now.
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: Quick, stomp it out! Fry: Who would set the floor of a spaceship on fire? Bender: Certainly not any sexy bending robot I can think of.
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Crash_7

Professor

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Leela: Thank God we were able to stomp out that flaming paper bag!
Fry: *sniff*sniff* EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!
Bender: *snicker* Works every time!
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LayZ341

Professor

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Leela: What is this on the floor? (Fry looking down Leela's shirt) Fry: Who cares.
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LayZ341

Professor

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Clool, thanks. Have fun. 
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LayZ341

Professor

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Wow, now lets see. Who should I pick? It was a hard decision but I guess you can take it wwe_fk. Hopefully your pic will get more action.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Leela: It says here that psychic powers should only be used to bend spoons.
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LayZ341

Professor

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Professor: Good news everyone, thanks to Bender I can't finally beat Hermes in a limbo contest!
Bender: Yeah it was nothin, an easy 50 bucks.
Leela: It says here that staying it that position will lead to severe spinal problems.
Professor: Uh Bender.....
Bender: ALL SALES FINAL!
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Crash_7

Professor

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Bender: For the last time, professor, I'm NOT sitting there!
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Fry: I thought you wanted me to get Anubis passes. Leela: I told you get "a new bus pass."
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the scary door

Crustacean

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Fry: What are we gonna do?! What are we gonna.... Leela: Quiet Fry I think I see Clamps. He can never pass up a good clamping...
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JDB

Professor

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Leela: Fry, If you don't stop your ass rubbing up against my head, I'll kick it off!
Fry: Sorry Leela, But thats not my ass...
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LayZ341

Professor

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Those were good, but I like the "Sean" reference. Zoidberg227 its your turn now.
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Gorky

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: Bender, you sexy robot, I must have you now.
Bender: Never! My heart belongs to that jerk down the street with the gaping hole in his chest!
Fry (o.s.): (seductively) Leela, if you're really desperate...
If you need your three main characters demoralized to the Point of No Return, Gorky's your (wo)man!
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LayZ341

Professor

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Bender: Must kill all humans!
Leela: Bender, killing all humans can't be your solution for every problem.
Fry: Let him go Leela, it works most of the time for him. Plus he usually get tired out by the thrid victim.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Leela: Let it go Bender. We know you're DC.
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