The What-If Machine Game

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New game! It's called the What-If Machine Game!

Rules:
Answer the previous What-If question.
Ask a new What-If question.

This is kinda like the Ask a Smart Question Get a Smart-ass Answer thread, but it's a whole different theme and the answer doesn't have to be a Smart-ass answer.

What if Fry were a wizard?

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There would be all kinds of magic everywhere but none of it would work right simply because it's Fry.

What if Zoidberg was god?

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There where would be mackrel EVERYWHERE!

What if Leela Were even LESS impulsive

Also, what was that prize a while ago moose?

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She would have killed everyone in a spaceship crash, as she was not able to out manuever the Space Pirate ship because she was so nonimpulsive that the Space Pirates knew her next move.

What if Bender was Glorious Gold?

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He would have sold his body for cash 3 minutes after he was made.

What if Amy was poor?

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Amy would've been in the "naughty business".

What if Fry had been the first person on Mars?

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He would have savoured the moment by burping and scratching his ass.

What if Farnsworth built an irreversible machine to destroy the World?

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He would keep it a secret from himself.

What if The Beatles made a reunion tour in the 3000's?

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"Across the Universe" would have a whole new meaning.

What if Zoidberg were a Wookie?

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Okay, this thread is almost identical to the 'Ask a Question' thread. I've already recognized some of the questions already asked in the other thread.

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Perhaps you could just have made "The what-if machine game" into the unofficial title for the thread 'ask a question get an answer'?
Anyway...
What if Zoidberg were a Wookie?
A- then we'd be watching a whole different show.

Q- what if you asked the what if machine, 'what if I built a what if machine?'

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A- You'd get a Blue Screen Of Death because the "what if" machine in the "what if" machine sequence was powered by Microsoft.

Q-What if Futurama never existed?

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A- you wouldn't be here posting.

Q- what if all missions could be solved with chess?

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A-Deep Blue would be supreme ruler.

A-What if you played D&D for the next billion years?

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Now that I think about it, this thread is kinda like the Smart Question/Smart-ass Answer thread.

You would become a Level 95,000,000,000 Wizard with a +302,033,492 Wand.

What if the Professor hadn't asked the What-if Machine what if he had invented the finglonger?

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A- He would have asked it "what if I invented the wanglonger"

Q- What if Fry was less stupid?

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A. He would have been smart enough not to fall into the cryogenics tube and the universe would have been destroyed.

Q. What if Al Gore wasn't a head in the 3000's?

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A- He would have been a different body part... and no one wants to see that...

Q- What if their was a robot GOD?

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Okay, this thread is almost identical to the 'Ask a Question' thread. I've already recognized some of the questions already asked in the other thread.