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Originally posted by Flip:
Q: What Happened to Fry's VW after Bendin' In The Wind?

A. It's sitting next to the box containing our universe in the PlanEx TV room.

Q. Do abbreviations count in Scrabble?

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A: No.

Q: Where did they get the DNA to clone Fry a new pair of hands in "I Dated A Robot!"?

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A1: "THEY DON'T!!!!" - Zoidberg

A2: Oh you know where........ His arm....what the hell were you thinking you sick bastards?

Q: Do words in the Becktionary count in Scrabble?

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A. No. Beck sucks.

Q. What other sea creatures did Zoidberg work out with at the gym?

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Sea creatures

What would happen if Cubert's nose did not get squash in the test tube?

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A: YOU Suck! (nasty)

Q: Whats Benders faverit liquer?
     

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Wow.  EVERY word in your question is either misspelled or grammatically incorrect.

A1: "Whats" -- You mean there's more than one 'what'?  Maybe you're asking multiple questions at once.
A2: "Benders" -- You mean there's more than one Bender? Silver Bender from Universe 1 and Golden Bender from Universe A, for staters.  I'm not sure how many Benders you want, though.  Based on the Parabox episode, there would also (probably) be Big-headed Bender, Hippie Bender, Eyeless Bender, Pirate Bender, Frozen Bender, and many more.  I guess I'll assume an infinite number of Benders.
A3: "Faverit" -- Does not compute.  Maybe you're thinking of 'Faverite', a citizen of Faver.
A4:  "Liquer" -- Does not compute.  Maybe you're thinking of 'liqueur'.  I've never seen any Bender drink a liqueur, only liquor.  But, I guess there would be a universe where he would ONLY drink liqueur.

So, using parallel logic, and assuming much, your question is asking: amongst all Benders, in all parallel universes, which of them is a citizen of Faver and loves to drink liqueur?

Ultimate Answer: {} 
(i.e. The empty set.  Meaning that there is no solution to the question.  The only liqueur-drinking Bender is the one from the Hoity-Toity Universe, and in that universe, Bender is a citizen of New York, not Faver.)
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Q: What's Bender's favorite liquor?

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Bender's favourite liquor is Bailey, because it starts with a B.

Since my previous Question is not been answered: here we go again

What would happen if cubert's nose did not get squash in the test tube?

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A: Quite simple, really.  He wouldn't have a little piglet nose.  It would be long and prominant, like the Professor's.

Q: What question would Cubert ask the "What-If" machine?

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A: "What if I wasn't a prick?"

Q: What question would Santa ask the "What-If" machine?

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What if I ruled the world?

What would Zapp ask the "What-If" machine?

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A: What if I'd gotten laid in the last three years?

Q: What would Amy ask the What if Machine?

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A: What if I had gotten picked by the computer who only picks uncute people like Leela the last time?

Q: What would the What-if machine ask the What-if machine?

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A: What if I wasn't a machine?

Q: What would be the first thing that Leela would do if she had 10 dollars?

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A. Buy a dartboard and stick a picture of Zapp in the middle.

Q. Who is in the middle of Zapp Brannigan's dartboard?

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A: The Neutral Planet president.

Q: What other special abilities does Bender have that we haven't seen before?

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A) he can shave people.
Q) what would happen if leela wore amy's dress?

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A: Time would skip forward randomly.

Q: Which country is always the first to surrender to invading aliens? (obvious answer)

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A: The Republic of French Stereotypes

Q: Which country is always the last to surrender to invading aliens?

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A: Earth!

Q: What would Earth be like if Fry was President?

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A: Destroyed.  Possibly by a space cow.

Q: What would Earth be like if Leela was President?

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A: It would be a mix between the US and France. We would kick ass but we would also complain and cry a lot.

Q: What would Earth be like if Zoidberg was President? (Please someone say what I want you to say, if not oh well)

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A: Zoidberg would get the scientists working on getting the Big Ball of Garbage back to Earth.  Similarly, he would go after other planets' garbage balls.  Once he had amassed enough of them, he would cover all the land in a layer of garbage, thus finally inflicting his revenge on the Earthicans for having mistreated him for so long.

Q: What would Earth be like if Bender were President?

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Damn I was really hoping you would say "No world, you put your hands up."

A: DEATH TO HUMANS!!! With the exception for maybe Fry and a few others if Bender is in a good mood.

Q: Blah blah blah, Farnsworth president...you know the drill.

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A: "Well, it's the apocalypse alright."

Q: ...if Brannigan were President?

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A. A whole lot of wild sexcapades, many of them involving Leela.

Q. ...if Amy were President?

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A: Is there such a way for an entire planet to fall on their collective face while preforming pointless and simple tasks.

Q: ....Scruffy were President?

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A: Nothing.

Q: The Professor is a professor of what?

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A: professing, he professors

Q: what does professing involve

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A: Test tubes, assorted chemicals, and the liver of a wild wombat.

Q: What would happen if manhattan sank into the ocean.

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A: everybody would start a new life under the sea

B: If zoidberg was green, what colour food would he eat

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A: He hasn't eaten in so long, it wouldn't matter.

Q: What would you see if you saw Parallel Scruffy?

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A: A Millionaire fat woman.

Q: If Bender built a ship, what would it be called?

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A) booze queen
Q) where is mr bean, or his head, in 3000?

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A: He's displayed in the caveman exibit at the museum.
Q: What if Roberto was president?

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A) Salutes would be very messy.

Q) Who's the master of wonton-burrito-meals?

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A. Fry, but Zoidberg wishes he was.

Q. Are Kif and the head of DOOP related?

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A: Does one wild night on DOOP spring break count?

Q: What does Amy spend most of her money on?

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A: Hookers and fat people.

Q: What was the craziest thing the Professor did during the time of "selling his body"?

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A: Hon, unless you like your mother and a bucket of chum on Mardi Gras, you do NOT want to know!

Q: What would Amy be like if she was cute, yet not superficial?