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Fry1077

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« #200 : 03-03-2005 21:35 »
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A: He would sell out and make 2 action movies and 1 crappy love movie.
Q: what would happen if zap was earth president

yay! TOTPD!

Nerd-o-rama

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« #201 : 03-03-2005 21:36 »
« : 03-03-2005 21:36 »

A:

Q: How many alternate Universes (the ones created in TFP) feature characters replaced by robots?
Jicannon

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« #202 : 03-03-2005 22:20 »

A: Aw geez, I actually have to think? 1 was it?
Q: How many sizes did Mom have to add to her fat suit?
Eyedol7513

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« #203 : 03-03-2005 22:55 »
« : 03-03-2005 22:55 »

A: PlanetEXPRESS.

Q: Why did Fry's dog cross the road? (Assuming he did cross a road in his life.)
Nerd-o-rama

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« #204 : 03-03-2005 23:48 »

A: Because there was free pizza on the other side.  Man did that dog love his pizza.

Q: What's nerdier?  Downloading all the Futurama music you can find easily, or compiling and distributing a Futurama soundtrack?  On a related note, is TalaxianHunter ever going to release his soundtrack in a format that works?
Andy1234

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« #205 : 03-04-2005 07:09 »

a:leela might be dating him

Q:what would happen if fry didn't go bankrupt in the episode "a fishful of dollars"?
Andy1234

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« #206 : 03-04-2005 07:12 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Andy1234:
a:leela might be dating him

Q:what would happen if fry didn't go bankrupt in the episode "a fishful of dollars"?
i screwed up there, i was reading pg5 before i posted it. but carry on

  :puke:
Prof. Wernstrum

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« #207 : 03-04-2005 07:44 »

NoR: Compiling and distributing a Futurama soundtrack. Also, no.
A1234: He would be crushed by the gravitational pull of his own wallet.

Q: What happened in the real season finale of Single Female Lawyer?
Nerd-o-rama

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« #208 : 03-04-2005 08:29 »
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A: The exact same thing that wpund up happening in Fry's version.  Remember, it's a Fox live action show.

Andy1234...use the button next time.

Q: What if the What if machine didn't exist?  What if I asked the What if machine this question?
SpaceCase

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« #209 : 03-04-2005 12:34 »

A: Error 42

Q what would happen if the Hypno-Toad had a Brain-Slug on his head?
(Assuming that's even possible.)
Dr.Jerkbird

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« #210 : 03-04-2005 12:39 »

A: He would look Ugly!

Q:Someone take it for me!
Nerd-o-rama

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« #211 : 03-04-2005 13:30 »

Q: Why does Dr. Jerkbird suck at this game

Q: Could Zombie Jesus cook a Zombie Burrito so big, even he couldn't eat it?
morbo_it

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« #212 : 03-04-2005 13:55 »

A) yes, he could
 
Q) how' s the weather in new york on 15th february of 3002?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« #213 : 03-04-2005 14:54 »

Hotter than now!

What will fry do if Leela died first?

Quimbly

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« #214 : 03-04-2005 15:53 »
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A: He would start being infatuated with someone else who'd never date him... Amy, probably...possibly Hermes.

(A2: If by "died first" you meant that she was the first person to die in a Fishy Joe's restaurant killing spree, then Fry would probably go insane and conduct his own fast-food restaurant killing spree...using Space Honey.)

Q: Could you please explain the process by which Bender develops a rusty beard whenever he hasn't had any booze to drink for a day or two?
Nerd-o-rama

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« #215 : 03-04-2005 16:26 »

A: [Answer stolen from a thread in Re-check that I don't want to bother searching for]
As Bender's fuel cells lose their charge from lack of fuel, various subsystems begin to shut down to conserve power.  One of the first to go is a certain section of his repair system that is supposed to prevent oxidation.  Without this routine, the area around Bender's mouth is rapidly rusted over by the alcohol fumes from what's left of his fuel supply.

Q: Do I have too much free time?
Fry1077

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« #216 : 03-04-2005 17:57 »
« : 03-04-2005 17:57 »

A: YES!!!
Q: what would happen if The Hypnotoad glued a rainbow colored wig to it's head?
i_c_weiner

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« #217 : 03-04-2005 20:31 »

A. He would hypnotize the Globetotters to make him a member of the team, where he could hypnotize more people.

Q. What would happen if Futurama came back instead of Family Guy?
Andy1234

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« #218 : 03-05-2005 08:06 »

A :people would have parties and stuff like that.

Q:what would happen if there was a futurama movie.
TheGingerKid

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« #219 : 03-05-2005 14:30 »

A: There would be a sudden rush of Futurama fans who havnt seen all the eps and they would buy the dvd's thus boosting its popularity and forcing Fox to make a new series. (I Wish)

Q: What would happen if fox lost the rights to futurama???
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« #220 : 03-05-2005 15:13 »

Futurama might come back...

What happened if Zapp starred in a movie?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #221 : 03-05-2005 15:55 »

A: no one would go and see, but he would still be famous.
Q: What would happen if Zoidberg was the only one on Earth.
Philp_J_Fry

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« #222 : 03-05-2005 16:03 »

A: He would rule the earth
Q: What would happen if this thread was called ask a smart ass question, get a smart awnser?
Futurama Nerd

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« #223 : 03-05-2005 16:08 »

A: Then it would suck masjor ass.

Q: Is the next person to post a girl, boy or unknown?
Nasty Pasty

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« #224 : 03-05-2005 16:12 »

A. Girl

Q. Why was Fry able to take off his helmet in the Infosphere(in 'Why of fry') when the inside was exposed to the vacuum of space?
Young_and_Angry

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« #225 : 03-05-2005 16:15 »

A: Because,like me, he is magic and the laws of gravity and in this case oxygen do not apply to him.

Q:What kind of music does Leela like?
Nasty Pasty

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« #226 : 03-05-2005 16:25 »

A. Freeform Jazz (see TDHAIPT).

Q. who is Bender going to marry?
Philp_J_Fry

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« #227 : 03-05-2005 16:49 »

A: Farnsworth
Q: Why is he going to marry Farnsworth?
Nasty Pasty

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« #228 : 03-05-2005 16:55 »

A. To inherit his vast fortunes.

Q. What is Amy's favorite food?
i_c_weiner

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« #229 : 03-05-2005 19:12 »

A. Anything that won't make her dad make fat jokes.

Q. One of the most mysterious mysteries ever, why'd Fox "cancell"(sp) Futurama?
Eyedol7513

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« #230 : 03-05-2005 22:46 »
« : 03-05-2005 22:46 »

A: Because they're stupid.

Q: Why did the Professor get mad at Mom when she told him that she created a 16ft. robot, when it was only 1ft. over the 15ft. the Professor would have accepted?

[edit]: It's spelled "cancel".
i_c_weiner

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« #231 : 03-05-2005 23:10 »

Thanks for that cancel spelling.

A. Because The Professor's a nerd/geek/know-it-all/I'm-right_you're-not type of guy.

Q. Why is it that robots run on liquor?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« #232 : 03-05-2005 23:14 »

A: The alcohol fuels their power cells.

Q: Why was a Robot Devil created?
i_c_weiner

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« #233 : 03-05-2005 23:16 »

A. So the robots had an excuse to make a Robot God, though it hasn't been made yet...that we know of(dum dum dummmmmmm).

Q. What would happen if Fry drank more than 100 cups of coffee?
Nasty Pasty

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« #234 : 03-06-2005 00:16 »

A. He would be able to time travel.

Q. Who will become Earth President after Nixon's Head?
Nerd-o-rama

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« #235 : 03-06-2005 00:59 »

A: The headless body of Gerald Ford.  Now with 110% more idiotic stumbling!

Q: What's the only thing in New Jersey worse than Robot Hell?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« #236 : 03-06-2005 01:21 »

A: Their basketball team. (Assuming they still have one.)

Q: What does the Robot Devil do to Nixon's Head in Robot Hell?
Dr.Jerkbird

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« #237 : 03-06-2005 01:37 »

A:He makes out with it!

Q:Why Does Nerd-o-Rama suck at this game?
Q:Where does the pain monster live?
JDB

Professor
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« #238 : 03-06-2005 01:41 »

A. On Pain Island surrounded by Pain Ocean in The Pain Universe!!

Q. What does the Pain Monster like to do in his spare time?
Andy1234

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« #239 : 03-06-2005 03:52 »

A:share his pain with other people.

Q:what if bender was made of wood.(it being a dream in obeletely fabulous)
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