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TheGingerKid

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« Reply #160 on: 03-02-2005 16:13 »

A)Its a post that he was born into, like being the Queen/King of England

Q: If Kif hates Zapp so much why doesnt he just quit?
Flip

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« Reply #161 on: 03-02-2005 16:16 »

A: It's good pay

Q: When was Brannigan's Law set up?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #162 on: 03-02-2005 17:49 »

A. In the year 2997 when Zapp accidentally blew up a pre-industrial utopian society.

Q. How did Fry's parents die?
mint

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« Reply #163 on: 03-02-2005 17:50 »

When Zapp was born!

When will Leela accept fry?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #164 on: 03-02-2005 19:08 »

A. In the next series finale.(not to mistakened for season finale)

Q. What is Fry's favorite future band?
Fry1077

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« Reply #165 on: 03-02-2005 22:52 »

A: I don't know, ask him.
Q: What would happen if fry lived in the 19th century?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #166 on: 03-02-2005 23:30 »

A: 
Quote
Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk here
...Fry (1865-1898) was a delivery boy for a fish market. He was stowing crates of halibut in the hold of the USS Maine on February 15, 1898 when his lantern ran out of fuel. Groping blindly through the hold, he finally found what he thought was a candle, but was actually a stick of dynamite. The explosion destroyed the Maine (and Fry), and touched off the Spanish-American War.
Q: Just how did the rats of New New York die out to be replaced with owls?
TheGingerKid

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« Reply #167 on: 03-03-2005 07:19 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2005 07:19 »

A: Once Fansworths design of robot was released quite simply the fumes killed the little rats, and lets put it like this prof's hands were involved in the genetic engineering of super mutant owls.

Q) How is it the 'indians' end up being the 1st people living on Mars, when Philip J Fry II was the 1st person to land on the mars?

Sorry what I meant to say wasnt what I typed =S
Andy1234

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« Reply #168 on: 03-03-2005 12:08 »

A:they wren't indians they were martians and phillip j fry II was the 1st person on mars not the moon.

Q)why do robots have porno theatres if they can't reproduce?
Andy1234

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« Reply #169 on: 03-03-2005 12:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Andy1234:
A:they wren't indians they were martians and phillip j fry II was the 1st person on mars not the moon.

Q)why do robots have porno theatres if they can't reproduce?
I'm Lrr from the planet Omicron persei 8!

TheGingerKid

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« Reply #170 on: 03-03-2005 12:19 »

A: I dont think Porno have ever been about reproduction its about Lust.

Q: Why dont they ask people who have been cryogenically frozen about the moon landing ect...?
Andy1234

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« Reply #171 on: 03-03-2005 13:17 »

a:because not all people are from that time like the person fry meets in the hip joint, she won't have witnessed it

q:how do stem cells work
mint

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« Reply #172 on: 03-03-2005 15:22 »

Watch South park and find out for yourself!  :p

If fry end up in the desert island because he is upset that Leela don't want him what kinds of adventure will he have?
morbo_it

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« Reply #173 on: 03-03-2005 15:27 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2005 15:27 »

A) meet a savage called john saturday, build a civilization based on fast food and tv, and then die

Q) if bender was chinese instead of mexican, what would he look like?
TheGingerKid

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« Reply #174 on: 03-03-2005 15:33 »

A) The same really other than 1 foot shorter and he would maybe have an inbuilt navigation system or somthing and maybe he's have a slightly differnt accent...

Q) What if in space pilot Fry didnt set the cryogenic tube to 5 minuets for leela?
MrMoose

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« Reply #175 on: 03-03-2005 16:44 »

A: The series would have sucked because there would be no Leela....or Terry might have just let her out when he noticed.

Q: How much exactly is 10% short of a letal dose of salt?
Quimbly

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« Reply #176 on: 03-03-2005 17:13 »

A: 0.000543 Snogs (Niblonian units of mass)

Q: What is Bender's second favorite ingredient to use when cooking (being that salt is obviously his favorite) ?
TheGingerKid

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« Reply #177 on: 03-03-2005 17:18 »

A: Spice from a Spice weasel...

Q: How Many boyfriends has Amy really had and what are there names? (Impossible Task?!?)
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #178 on: 03-03-2005 17:27 »

A: 2. Fry and Kif. Lovers: Now THAT'S impossible!

Q: How many one night stands has....
The Professor had?
 :D
Flip

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« Reply #179 on: 03-03-2005 17:34 »

A: 666

Q: Would zoidberg cope if he was rich?
mint

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« Reply #180 on: 03-03-2005 17:45 »

Yes and No.

What kind of robot would mom invent after robot 1x?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #181 on: 03-03-2005 17:53 »

A. Robot 2x. Now with a sexy, seductive voice.

Q. Who would win in a fight, Robot Santa or Robot Devil? Why?
Flip

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« Reply #182 on: 03-03-2005 17:55 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2005 17:55 »

A: Robot Devil, because he is evil.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Bender or flexo?
TheGingerKid

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« Reply #183 on: 03-03-2005 18:03 »

A: Neither it would be like watching a mirror. Although Bender is a bigger cheat.

Q: How did Mom Corp Start
mint

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« Reply #184 on: 03-03-2005 18:25 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2005 18:25 »

She inherited it from her mom   :p

If you can change one thing about Bender what would it be and why?
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #185 on: 03-03-2005 18:55 »

Nothing. Bender is great!
though I wouldn't mind a shelf in my chest cavity...   ;)
What would happen if the world was run by me, Bender?

Come on! That was BEGGING to be done!
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #186 on: 03-03-2005 19:09 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2005 19:09 »

A. Fry would control Canada, Australia, UK, and the Pacific Islands, and the rest is Bender's.

Q. What's Mom's real name?
MrMoose

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« Reply #187 on: 03-03-2005 19:11 »

A: Your Mom

Q: What is the best way to fight an omicronian?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #188 on: 03-03-2005 19:14 »

A. Get one of Professor's dooms-day devices.

Q. Who IS the Real Slim Shady refered to by William Shatner in his spoken word style of Eminem's song?
mint

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« Reply #189 on: 03-03-2005 19:17 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2005 19:17 »

I don't remember! :p

On the deserted Island bender met 3 robots that's outdated, if there was a fourth one what kind of robot would it be?

Scaredy Cat

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« Reply #190 on: 03-03-2005 19:57 »

A: The virus-prone robot

Q: Where does Kwanzabot live?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #191 on: 03-03-2005 20:00 »

A. On Kwanzmeaga 8.

Q. Is Rush heads-in-jars?
mint

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« Reply #192 on: 03-03-2005 20:21 »

No

Is Zapp a happy person?
Fry1077

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« Reply #193 on: 03-03-2005 20:22 »
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A: yes, when he is around meaty-looking women
Q: what would happen if robo-puppy was the president of earth?
mint

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« Reply #194 on: 03-03-2005 20:26 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2005 20:26 »

Dogs will be portrayed as the idealist model.   :laff:

What did Hermes say when downgraded bender caused the fire!
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #195 on: 03-03-2005 20:27 »

A: Mon.

Q: What is the genetic code of Fry's DNA?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #196 on: 03-03-2005 21:19 »

A: It's about 30,000 genes long and is identical to his grandfather's.

Q: Why isn't Philip J. Fry II, first man on Mars, a head in a jar?  Or alterntively, why isn't Rush?
Scaredy Cat

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« Reply #197 on: 03-03-2005 21:21 »

A. Maybe many people dont want to live out lives as heads in jars. Some just might decide to die.

Q. What planet is George W Bush's Head President of?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #198 on: 03-03-2005 21:32 »

A: People actually kept George W. Bush's head alive?

Q: Who is the Vice-President of Earth?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #199 on: 03-03-2005 21:37 »

A:

Q. What if Fry was a ninja?
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