Would You Rather? GAME

[Reply #680 on:]

The second one that I don't feel like writing out.

Would you rahter own a box containing another universe or a box containing unlabeled booze and tangled Christmas tree lights?

GtaCiaFMTotPD(Going to a Concert in a Few Minutes Top of the Page Dance)

[Reply #681 on:]

Another universe nicka!

Would you rather have butter melt in your pocket or have a parrot peck you in the face?

[Reply #682 on:]

A:butter4 melt in my pocket, that way i don't get hurt

Q:would you rather  leela dated fry or bender

[Reply #683 on:]

Bender. HAH!

Would you rather Fry date Michelle or Umbriel?

[Reply #684 on:]

Michelle. He'll be happier that way, if you know what I mean.

Do I mean he'll get snu-snu or he'll just be happier in some other way?

[Reply #685 on:]

Snu-snu. I could go on for hours about the anatomic incompatabilities between human men and mermaids, but I certainly wouldn't want you all to become bored with me in any way that would be possible to comprehend at all.....   

Would you rather snu-snu a mer-person or snu-snu a human underwater? Oxygen will be supplied

[Reply #686 on:]

A human underwater....provided I can choose which human that is

Would you rather live in (present) New York or New New York?

[Reply #687 on:]

 New New York. Those transportaion tubes look awsome.

 Would you rather have Leelas job or Heermes   

[Reply #688 on:]

Heermes. I heard he didn't have a job at all 

Would you rather be a pizza delivery boy or a package delivery boy?

[Reply #689 on:]

Package delivery boy. Hey! You could even delivery a pizza!

Would you rather be a career assigner for defrostees or starship captain for a package delivery company?

[Reply #690 on:]

Captain. I love the title, and it's a great way to get laid.  Not to mention life-threatening, action-packed fun every day you're at work!

Would you rather deliver a pizza to Newark or Dog Doo 7?

[Reply #691 on:]

Newark. I don't like long car(/spaceship) rides.

If you were a mutant would you rather have one eye or a weird sideways mouth like Moris?

[Reply #692 on:]

 1 eye, A sideways mouth means that I couldn't eat the sameway.

Would you rather have the What if machine? Or the machine that makes you sound like the professor 

[Reply #693 on:]

What-If Machine. "What if this girl liked me?" [sigh] I can only hope.

Would you rahter have the Professor sound thingy or the finglonger?

[Reply #694 on:]

The professor voice box. When I take over the world I could use the professors' voice to hand out edicts!

If you could be anyone in the futurama universe who would you be?

[Reply #695 on:]

Not really a Would You Rather question, but oh well.

Fry. Because he's a lazy bum.

Would you rather be Leela or Amy? And this is to all people.

[Reply #696 on:]

Amy, her parents are filthy rich. Leela's parents are poor sewer dwellers.

Would you rather drink botweiser or benderbrau?

[Reply #697 on:]

Bender Brau. He made it himself. 

Would you rather drink a carbomb or one of those martinis with the sparklies on top (as seen in Kif Gets...)?

[Reply #698 on:]

Sparkile martini deffenitly.it looks really cool.

Would you rather eat at the orbiting reasterunt? (In Amazon woman in the mood) or the place that bender takes Fry with the food on convear belts 

[Reply #699 on:]

I have eaten at one of those place w/ the conveyor belts, they're really big in Japan.
But, I'd rather eat at the orbiting resteraunt, because I can't do it now.

Would you rather eat Bender's cooking or clean up penguins on McPluto.

[Reply #700 on:]

Penguins. I have enough digestive problems already.

Would you rather eat something made by Leela or Amy? (Choice of food does not necessarily reflect their personal backgrounds...)

[Reply #701 on:]

Leela, being she is from Earth.

Would you rather eat Leela or Amy?

[Reply #702 on:]

Leela, she has more meat. 

Who would you rather see booted from the show, Hermes, or Zoidberg?

[Reply #703 on:]

Hermes, beauraucrats are a dime a dozen.

If you were Bender, would you rather snu-snu Crushinator or Femputor?

[Reply #704 on:]

Femputor

If you were on the Professor's basketball team, would you rather guard Bubblegum Tate or Sweet Clyde?

[Reply #705 on:]

Sweet Clyde, he's shorter.

Would you rather be stranded on the planet of the moochers or on dog doo 7?

[Reply #706 on:]

Moochers. I go around yelling "Get a job!" at everybody.

Would you rather have your arm snipped off by Zoidberg or have to work in ten minutes like me? Grrrrrrrr

[Reply #707 on:]

..have to work in 10 mins. I have to do it sometime today anyway, so why not keep my arm?

Would you rather ride a T-Rex or a pony programmed in BASIC?

[Reply #708 on:]

T-Rex!!!!

Would you rather see the end of the universe or blow up a planet.

[Reply #709 on:]

blow up a planet

would you rather deliver a package to the Trisolian planet or the Amazonian planet?

[Reply #710 on:]

Amazonian planet. There's always the chance of super sized snu-snu.

Would you rather eat Bender's cooking or caviar fertilized by Zoidberg?

[Reply #711 on:]

they're both suicide choices...

(answer above question)

[Reply #712 on:]

I'll go with the cooking. I'll just barf it out and eat it, making it taste better.

Would you rather bring Kurt Cobain back to life or bring somebody else's dog back to life?

[Reply #713 on:]

Somebody else's dog. Kurt can die for all I care!   

Would you rather eat a big heaping bowl of salt or drink salt with water in it?

[Reply #714 on:]

Salt with water in it. Which is almost water with salt in it, which isn't too bad.

Would you rather bring somebody else's dog back to life or an idol of yours?

[Reply #715 on:]

Probably Water with the salt in it. *Eurgh!*

Would you rather kill Free Waterfall JR, Free Waterfall SR, or Old Man Waterfall?

[Reply #716 on:]

An idol of mine. Screw people and their feelings!

Would you rather have a picnic with Michelle or take a ride with Amy and Zoidberg?

[Reply #717 on:]

JDB: Free Waterfall Sr. He was an idiot.

Jicannon: Zoidy and Amy. Fun there!

Would you rather have a cat or a dog and light the other on fire?

[Reply #718 on:]

Sicko  a dog so it wouldnt be scared to jump into some water to put out the fire

Would you rather be a duck or a penguin

[Reply #719 on:]

A penguin. Nobody shoots them...except for Free Waterfall Sr....but he's dead.

Would you rather be dead or DeaD?