Would You Rather? GAME

[Reply #640 on:]

Fishy Joe's

Would you rather party with slurms mckenzie or 'THE ZAPPER'

[Reply #641 on:]

Slurms

Would you rather use the power of seduction on Amy or Leela?

[Reply #642 on:]

Leela, silly. 

Would you rather attend a Jamaican party or a Martian party?

[Reply #643 on:]

Jamaican party....you know why..

Would you rather be in charge of making a ball of garbage or making to newest line of killbots?

[Reply #644 on:]

Make new line of Killbots, sounds exciting!

  Would you rather be human and take a leak or be a robot and leak fluid?

[Reply #645 on:]

Human. Robots are too el weirdo

Would you rather make money buy taking in orphans a-la-Bender or by managing toxic waste (also a-la-Bender)?

[Reply #646 on:]

That's bizzare...I was thinking exactly the same question.
I'll go with orphans; kids are cute...but also annoying.

Would you rather be in a space battle or a fire fight on the ground?

[Reply #647 on:]

I'll go with the space battle, I guess. I'll go in, and then whimp out!

Would you rather be in a Star Wars battle or one in Futurama?

[Reply #648 on:]

Hm...strange indeedy LIC

One in Futurama!

Would you rather fight the Trisolians or the spider people

[Reply #649 on:]

I've got a problem with insects, so I'll go with the Watery Folks.

Would you rather fight a bending unit or a mafia robot?

[Reply #650 on:]

A bending unit

W.Y.R. drink beer w/ Bender or Slurm w/ Fry?

[Reply #651 on:]

Slurm with Fry

Would you rather vacation at Monument Beach or have a picnic on Europa?

[Reply #652 on:]

monument beach.

Would you rather be blasted in space (like bender in Godfellas)or lock monks in the closet

[Reply #653 on:]

blasted in to space as long as i have a space suit.

would ye rather have a paralell universe in a box or zoidberg or another character locked up in a box?

[Reply #654 on:]

A paralell universe

Would you rather ride the walrus, or ride the moon worm?

[Reply #655 on:]

moon worm

Would you rather steal a $10,000 cigar or drink 100 cups of coffee

[Reply #656 on:]

Steal a $10,000 cigar. Someone on the board actually did try the "fry coffee challenge" (as he called it I believe) and ended up in the hospital

Would you rather have Z-Ray eyes or gills?

[Reply #657 on:]

Z-rays. Wow, somebody actually drank 100 cups of coffee? I never thought to try that; and in light of the previous attempt's turnout, I don't think I shall. 

Would you rather "do unto" or "be done unto" by your favorite Futurama character of the opposite sex?

[Reply #658 on:]

be done unto! But what if I want to "be done unto" by Zoidberg.

Seriously though....
Would you rather be in a movie w/ Harold Zoid or be on a soapopera w/ Bender?

[Reply #659 on:]

Soap Opera! Hey kids at home, try this!



Would you rather be a newsmonster or a slurm queen?

[Reply #660 on:]

Newsmonster! "I Will Destroy You!"

Would you rather study food w/ Master Spargle or the force w/ Master Yoda?

[Reply #661 on:]

Master Spargle of course!

Would you rather go on a crime spree with Roberto or The Robot Mafia?

[Reply #662 on:]

Robot Mafia

Q: Would you rather snu-snu Zoidberg or have your lower horn harvested?

[Reply #663 on:]

 

Originally posted by Harry Sach:
be done unto! But what if I want to "be done unto" by Zoidberg.

Some considerate lover you are. 

Snip snip. There is no way I would ever snu-snu Zoidberg. Evah.....

Would you rather snu-snu a person of choice or find out that Futurama characters are real?

[Reply #664 on:]

Depends, Would I get to snu-snu Leela?

Would you rather get really drunk or post on a message board?

[Reply #665 on:]

 

Originally posted by Harry Sach:
Depends, Would I get to snu-snu Leela?

Not while I'm around, pal.   

I wuv you guys and all, but I'd rather get drunk beyond belief.

Would you rather snu-snu a radiator or a exhaust pipe (on a car)?

[Reply #666 on:]

A radiator.

Would you rather dream of Leela as a cartoon character or realise that in real life her one BIG eye really freaks you out?

[Reply #667 on:]

I've already done the latter, so that.

Would you rather pilot the PE Ship or the Nimbus?

[Reply #668 on:]

nimbus, it's bigger and more threatening.

would you rather be zapp or kiff?

[Reply #669 on:]

Kif gets action. And no, not that kind of action. You can take that a few ways.

Would you rather have the Nimbus or the Millenium Falcon?

[Reply #670 on:]

Nimbus

Would you rather work for Robot Santa for 100 days or imprisoned by the Amazon women for a month for snu-snu and you get 25 women everyday.

[Reply #671 on:]

Santa's got issues; I'll take the Amazonians.

Would you rather see Fry play holophoner or Leela play drums?

[Reply #672 on:]

Leela play drums. Fry sucks on the holophoner.

Would you rather have a bending robot for a friend or a horrible gelatinous blob?

[Reply #673 on:]

A bending unit. You never know when you'll need a good bend, or something that is just a primitive form of bending.

Would you rather have a Helper or a Robot 1X?

[Reply #674 on:]

Primitive form of bending? You'd have to be pretty close friends.

Helper sounds gay, whatever it is. I'll go with the 1X.

Would you rather be friends with the actors on Futurama or the characters that they portray?

[Reply #675 on:]

Characters.

Would you rather take this question from me or answer a answer that has nothing to do with this question?

[Reply #676 on:]

Take this question.

Would you rather take this question from me or answer a answer that has nothing to do with this question?

[Reply #677 on:]

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Would you rather own half of Mars or a giant diamond?

[Reply #678 on:]

half of mars, that way you can make your own laws.

would you rather own the eastern part of mars or the eastern part of mars?

[Reply #679 on:]

Answer: It seems that I have no choice...

Question: Would you rather own a box containing your own universe or a box containing unlabeled booze and tangled Christmas tree lights?