Would You Rather? GAME

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NEW QUESTION!

Would you rather be a Omicronian or an Amazonian?

Oh! Oh! Oh! TotPTD(Top of the Page Tap Dance)

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Omicronian, my young would be tasty.

Sticking with that lame ass copy cat question because I'm too lazy to come up with something better.
Who would you rather fight, a Omicronian or Amazonian?

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I'll go with Amazonian. They may be huge, but at least they have flesh.

Would you rather see a new season of Futurama, or a Futurama movie?

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A new Season.

Would you rather kill the Robot Santa or The Robot Devil?

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i would rather live in new new york

Kill all humans or Kill all robots? 

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robot santa he is a bad influence

kill dr. zoidberg or zombie jesus?

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A1: Kill all humans...they don't do anything important anyway.

A2: Zombie jesus because I said so. Besides Zoidberg is probably dead inside from all the crap he takes anyway.

Would you rather be a robot or an alien?...assuming that you could actually choose.

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@Jerkburg- Use the edit button. It's a wise tool.

A robot. Robots are awesome and you could be a robot that looks like an alien, and then change to a human-like robot, and change to something else.

Would you rather be best friends with a robot or an alien?

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A robot for no reason a'tall

Would you rather play golf with Zoidberg or have tea time with Edna?

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Zoid would probably eat the balls, but at least there would be moments of silence.

If you were frozen, which year would you rather be thawed; 3001 or 3003?

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3001. Then, I could live 3002!

If you were frozen, would you rather meet Zombie Jesus or go to Atlanta before it sunk?

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Zombie Jesus!!! He's cool... except when he gets hungry for brains...

Would you rather be bender or flexo?

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Bender, duh!

Would you rather be Anglelyne or Countess de la Roca?

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Countess.
I always wondered what would happen if I got sucked into a black hole.

Would you rather live in New New York and actually be in the future or live in Springfield where you could watch Futurama?

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Springfield and watch Futurama. I quite like the present.

Would you rather experience an invasion of space monsters or evil giant carrots?

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Carrots... couse you can eat 'em to death if things get to out of hand...

Would you rather be zoidberg or a head in a jar?

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Zoidberg.  Sitting on a shelf all day would get boring.

Would you rather build a scale model of Mom's spaceship (with all of the windows included) or translate an entire Harry Potter book into Alien?

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mom's space ship...

would you rather swim in the professors cloning tank, or swim in the mutagenic lake?

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Cloning tank. No offence to my peeps, the mutants, but I like my humanoid appearance too much.

Would you rather be mauled by Rob Zombie or Zombie Jesus?

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zombie jesus he's biblical BABY!

would you rather sleep with zombie jesus or rob zombie (for the ladies)... or guys... whatever

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I'm a guy; soooo....I can't do that. I bet Leela's a fierce lover, though.  LiC and Leela; who would maul who? Hmmmm...

Would you rather get caught in the middle of a Irish robot bar fight, or run with the robotic bulls?

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You can't ever go wrong with a bar fight of any kind...especially if you participate.

Would you rather sleep with Leela and then right after have your limbs ripped off one by one until you die or sleep with the professor and have the video of you doing so replayed back to you for the rest of your life?

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Leela, then death. "I'll go with...Johnny Got His Gun for $200, Alex".

Would you rather be trapped in a small room with Leela for 24 hours, or an even smaller room for 48?

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48... she's just... so... busty, and... wow... soft... ooh... pointy... what was the question?

would you rather be trapped in bender's closet... or in the psychiatric ward with roberto!

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I don't think 48 hours would be long enough.   

Bender's closet; there might be burgler's tools or something I could use to escape.

If you were an electronic signal, would you rather go through the Gizmometer or Bender's CPU?


The Original Futurama Headbanger

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Bender's closet.  I don't want to die yet.

I just have to ask this...
Would you rather jack off or jack on (assuming you could)?

sorry-you got to answer while I was typing this...oops

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Just wanted to point out that Bender's closet is Fry's bedroom, so... yeah, where was I going with this?

Anyways, to LIC's question: B-E-N-D-E-R! I could learn his deepest secrets for extortion, then learn how to steal anything I want!
SP: Jack on, becuase I'd be giving the volts of electricity, not recieving them.

Would you rather be stuffed into Fry's locker for a day or date and live in a fat woman that flew around and made rocket ship noises?

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SP: I gotta go with jack on. I'd feel better about myself. Plus there's pretty colours!      Great question SP!

Pro: Fry's locker, believe it or not. I suppose I could disinfect myself afterwards.

If you could play a future interactive online video game, would you play Grand Theft Auto or Metal Gear Solid?


Faster Than You'll Ever Live To Be

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Grand Theft Auto. I'd get a posse together and we'd blow up everything!

Would you rather play a future American football game or a future racing game?

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I'd rather play a future racing game.

Would you rather "do the nasty" with someone from 'Futurama', or (if you're lucky) the hot teacher that you have?

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Well, if it's the hot teachers from the Hot For Teacher music video, that! But, I'll have to go with Futurama, because of the "babilicious babes".

Would you rather do the nasty with anybody from Futurama or anybody from the here and now?

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A: Somebody from Futurama.  I want to see the results of this "genetic engineering" that Amy and Leela spoke of.

Q: If you got a government rebate, would you spend it on something or use it to pretend that you're rich?

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Pretending is for losers with big weird eyebrows. I'd spend it. Never mind what I'd spend it on...

If you could visit the Futurama future in person, would you rather it look real or animated?

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A. Animated. I'd find some other rude gestures to use.

Q. Would you rather be Zoidberg or Hermes?

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Something on your mind Eyedol? 

I'd rather be Zoidberg, I've got more in common with him.

Would you rather eat some LSD soylent green, or stay home alone and get trashed on Listerine?

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Nothing's on my mind Zmithy.......

A: I'd rather eat some LSD Soylent Green.

Q: Would you rather drink Slurm, or your current favorite soft-drink? (Whatever that may be?)

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A: I'd go for the Slurm. I want to party with Slurms McKenzie.

Q: Would you rather have bender as a roommate or have a really smart monkey share a dorm wth you?

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A:Bender of course

Q: (ladies)would you rather have sex with Fry or Zoidberg/(men)would you rather have sex with amy or leela?

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A: thats easy AMY of corse

Q:how many siblings does zoidberg have?

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Eyedol, that post was waaay better before you edited it. I had a hot biology teacher too   .

A: Leela.
Then Zoidberg (those mouth flaps... !).
Then Leela again.

EDIT: Bugger... Oh well -

A: None, they all either got eaten by him, or got some sex instead.

Q: Would you rather get zapped in the crotch with an F-ray, or spend 5 minutes on a probulator?