toothpaste comes from a *blanks* ass

[Reply #40 on:]

 

So what does the slurm queen eat then? and shouldn't she be in the same situation? she eats *blank* and there for shouldn't really need to drink it's own slurm?

Yeah, it wouldn't make sense that she would NEED to drink her own Slurm, and there's no indication that she does.  On the other hand, I've heard of cases where people drank their own urine, so maybe that's comparable to what the Queen was doing.

[Reply #41 on:]

Doy, she eats the berries. Why else would they have them lying around?

[Reply #42 on:]

the only berries i saw were in the fake factory...?

[Reply #43 on:]

 

Originally posted by KAH:
Doy, she eats the berries. Why else would they have them lying around?

KAH is right!

[Reply #44 on:]

Wooo! What do I win?

[Reply #45 on:]

toothpaste comes from the ass of the toothpaste mammal. They're very rare, and Crest has the only one known to exist locked in their laboratory.

[Reply #46 on:]

it could come from a creature's ass that doesn't exist yet

[Reply #47 on:]

It's white and kinda liquidy so my guess is some kind of minty fresh sea gull.

[Reply #48 on:]

Ooh, a minty fresh seagull! I'm once more leaning toward the tooth fairy though. Think about it. The tooth fairy eats teeth.

The tooth fairy excretes a paste made of teeth.

Tooth paste.

Logical.

[Reply #49 on:]

maybe it comes from the living dead ass

[Reply #50 on:]

 

Originally posted by KAH:
Wooo! What do I win?

How about this!

And remember, it's Highly Addictive!

[Reply #51 on:]

ooh..i didn't even NOTICE that.... so the fake factory was kinda right in the slurm is made out of berries?.. it still kinds scary though..that it turns from purple to green...ew..

[Reply #52 on:]

Seagull is a good guess, their droppings are made from fish bones which they can't digest, so theres a lot of calcium in there.

[Reply #53 on:]

Actually I think I like Tnuk's idea better. It would explain where the toothfairy gets his income. Think how much the Crest company must pay him for collecting those teeth (for which there is no set price). What a scam.

[Reply #54 on:]

I think that toothpaste in the year 3000 comes from rat droppings