Fall Madness 20th Century Match 1 - Fry vs. Michelle

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Opening round of Fall Madness 2004, and we're starting with the 20th Century division, arguably the weakest of the 4.  We'll start with a grudge match, 1st-seeded Fry against his on again off again ex of the last thousand years, 16th-seeded Michelle.  Will Fry be able to stand up to her one last time, or will he be pussywhipped back into submission?  Only YOU can decide.

Voting will close sometime September 8th.

[#1 :]

Nevermind.

[#2 :]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
pussywhipped

Are you allowed to say that?

Anyway, Fry.

[#3 :]

What am I Ubermod? an idiot? Yeah ok. I don't know what's going on here - have'nt been around since the last nothern hemisphere autumn (that means 'fall'). Ummm, anyway in the spirit of hap-hazard guessing - who is the best?
Fry me up.
By the way, you are allowed to say pussywhipped in a free society (I'm talking about net-dom, not america!) but there must also be a free flow of criticism/dissent without hegemonous backlash - only an exchage of ideas right?
As such - Pussy whipped is a  term that undermines my people (ie women). Not that I wish to whip any one (at least in the metaphorical sense), but the idea that the lowest place to be is subservient to a women is symptomatic of the idea that women are supposed to be the lowest, or second class citizens...
Has Leela taught you nothing?!
equal up you self (it's your task for the week - trust me, you'll like it)   

[#4 :]

 

Originally posted by niggle-snoosh:
Ummm, so whats the go with fry v's Michelle - if it is as it seems then clearly Fry - but things are'nt always as they seem huh?
Little help...

This time, they're exaclty as they seem.  What's going on here is what's usually known as "a popularity contest" - just vote for your favourite character of the two compeating.  For example, I voted for Fry.

Hope that clears it up for you.  Further questions should probably be directed here.

[#5 :]

No fair Nix, how come you get to flood and the rest of us don't?   

There's absolutely no contest here. Fry all the way. 

[#6 :]

Thanks boingo2000, sorry about the questioning - still learing the ropes

Fry, Fry, Fry, Fry, Fry, Fry, Fry etc.

[#7 :]

Fry did the nasty in the pasty.

Michelle is a bitch.

Nuff said.

[#8 :]

 

Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:

Michelle is a bitch.

Meeeeeeeeow!

[#9 :]

Bonder!... I mean Bender!... I mean Fry!...

[#10 :]

I voted for Michelle as you can tell

[#11 :]

Michelle has a nice rack, and shes with Paulie Shore...how ever the hell you spell his name...  Besides there are to many shows that have a character like Fry, and of all those shows hes the worst idiot.

[#12 :]

In the words of Nixorbo

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
*What are you people, idiots?*

Fry!  Why is this even a contest?  Michelle wasn't even that good-looking compared to 31st century chicks.

[#13 :]

 

Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Fry did the nasty in the pasty.

Michelle is a bitch.

Nuff said.

I second that, comrade Nasty.

Not only is she a bitch, she left Fry to go out with Paulie Shore. Re-read that. Now do it again. PAULIE SHORE, people.

[#14 :]

Michelle managed to repeatedly break Fry's heart and control him.

It's not about which person you think has the better personality, it's about who's the more dominant of the two. That's what all you people are missing with this bracket thing. It's a battle.

Michelle easily destroys Fry.

[#15 :]

gotta go with fry...

[#16 :]

Fry's a dude. 'Nuff said.

[#17 :]

I must agree with the majority, Fry.

[#18 :]

Fry, this one's a no brainer

[#19 :]

yea, Fry!
Oh this is what this Fall Madness thing is... I'll join in next time 

[#20 :]

Fry, of course.

[#21 :]

Fry.

[#22 :]

Gotta go with the majority. 

"Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank!"

[#23 :]

 

Originally posted by David A:
 Are you allowed to say that?

Second. What is with Nix and his foul mouth, lately?

Also I won't be a jackass by voting for Michelle. I'll go with Fry. I guess.

[#24 :]

My vote goes to Fry.

[#25 :]

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973, when Ali faced an 80-foot-tall, mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory's not what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed. This is Tongue Luck imitating John DiMaggio imitating George Foreman, voting for Fry.

[#26 :]

No surprises here, another vote for Fry.

[#27 :]

 

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973, when Ali faced an 80-foot-tall, mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory's not what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Interesting if true.
Fry-boy.

[#28 :]

 

Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
Michelle managed to repeatedly break Fry's heart and control him.

It's not about which person you think has the better personality, it's about who's the more dominant of the two. That's what all you people are missing with this bracket thing. It's a battle.

No, it's a popularity contest.  Simple as that.

[#29 :]

 

Originally posted by evan:
 No, it's a popularity contest.  Simple as that.

Oh, well that's pretty gay.

Nix, you can repeal my bracket if you want, if this whole thing is based on which person you like more, then I'm destined to lose anyway. I thought this bracket was supposed to be who would win in a battle, but if it's a popularity contest, then it's the stupidest idea ever. Unless of course, other people are misconceiving and destroying the chart.

[#30 :]

You honestly think that Fry will would be beaten in hand to hand combat by his high matenience girlfriend with no extrodinary fighting abilities or physical status?

Or are you just going against the flow for the sake of it?

[#31 :]

Doy. Fry.

[#32 :]

Hmmm...This one was a bit of a toughie.  As much as I hate Michelle and Fry being the central character of the series, I still had to think about it for more than a nanosecond.

Fry.

[#33 :]

Fry.  Michelle is way too scared of everything in the year 3000.  Then she ditches Fry for douche Pauly Shore.  I can't vote for that.