What do you folks think are the most often, cheesiest moments in movies or tv?

One that I've grown to hate is the one (especially in Bond movies) but in a lot of other films as well, the bad guy tells Bond their whole "evil" plan while having him in a death trap, after which Bond(or whatever good guy) escapes, and puts an end to them and their plot.  That's why I liked Austin Powers, when Scott Evil says, let's just put a cap in him, Dad.  Oh come on.   

I also remembered this piece of awfulness.  The hero shoots the monster, alien, etc. with their gun, all to no effect, then, the hero throws their empty gun at it.

(Just once, I'd love to see the bad thing keel over from the guns impact)     

the armed bad guys in movies are always really really bad shots while the hero is always a really really good shot. The only problem is that the hero never has a gun when he needs one.

what about the dead monster/villain that is not really dead...just lying there apparently dead...and when you walk over to poke at it with your gun or say, a stick, it wakes up suddenly and gets to its feet and approaches menacingly as if to say, "this time I mean business." The hero shoots, but guess what, he/she is out of bullets or energy in their battery pack, so the monster approaches slavering or laughing and just when we think it is all over *BANG* a shot rings out and the monster, now with stunned blank expression, slumps to the ground dead.  The hero turns quickly only to find that the killing shot was delivered by some scrawny side-kick, or perhaps virginal princess who finally worked up the nerve to do something about it

Random Kid ~ "I was just getting a glass of milk"

The last place sports team that defeats all their challenges on and off the field and rises to the top with the addition of one rebel player (ie Bad News bears, Major Leauge 1, 2, 3).  Also the teacher variation of this plotline (Dead Poets Society, Dangerous Minds).

Ahhahaha I like that Clemens.
Does he get a bandana too?
But seriously i'm scared that that actualy will happen in revolutions.

The undefeatable One-Man-Army
(Arnie, Sly, Bruce, you name it)

Asian guys must work in Chinese Resteraunts.

I've always wondered where angry mobs get their rotten fruit and veg from that they're always throwing. It even happened recently in The Gangs of New York and they were in a bloody theatre! It almost ruined the scene because I found it unintentionaly funny.
Also I hate it when characters see a bad guy/ monster who is quite far away, and they then fall over backwards and scramble hopelessly slowly on thier hands and knees whilst still facing the threat.
Just watch the scene in the dark forest in Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. He had bloody ages to run away!
John Connor also does this breifly in T3 when Arnie has turned bad. He could so easily run away as Arnie is only shuffling along!

 

Originally posted by Wonderbee31:
Something that got really big in the slasher films of the 80's onward, especially Friday the 13th, was the way that the killer would usually be walking(at a slow pace) behind the victim.  The victim could run 100 meter in 3 seconds, but then, would usually trip, get up, looking for the killer, who then, would somehow be magically ahead of them, usually with some weapon other than just a plain old knife or gun.   

In the same vein, when the hero is able to run down a hallway just ahead of the explosion. Okay, the Millennium Falcon could do it in ROTJ, but I seriously doubt a normal person can outrun an explosion.

The Sniper always die's horribly.

It's amazing how a single guy can take out one Tank in earlier action movie, isn't?

- Shooting the car once or twice makes it blow up.
- Often when characters drive somewhere it's morning, but when they get 5 minutes down the road, it's midnight.
- "I've been bashed and bruised, and my legs are blown off"... but I can still take on a whole army with this pathetic pistol.
- Chronic Screaming woman... for no reason
- The whole thing where the hero is going to be killed by the villain and you get this dialog...
<hero> So what are you going to do now?
<badguy> You pathetic fool! I've got this electronic key on my arm, which opens this hidden safe, which contains a detonation button, which will release a billion nuclear weapons when I push it, and it makes another button come up from the floor... once the nukes have been launched the only way to stop them is with my combination...
<hero> Oh lord, just kill me now
<badguy> And, since you're going to die now, the combination is 12345 *mechanical laugh*
The hero frees himself, incapacitates the villain, stops the launch of the nukes and the villain skreeees and makes an attempt to kill the hero, only A. to have something fall on him, B. have the hero's sidekick kill him, C. have the hero kill him.

People are flying through the room after being hit by a 9mm or something similar ... hilarious

Upper class people with British or other European accents are always the bad guy.

I find many happy endings very cheesy or simply inappropriate.
And it's strange that sometimes a supporting character only has to die to show that the current situation is seriously perilous.

Bombs always stop on 1. Unless you're in Goldfinger where it's 007.

Timers are never acurrate, you see it at 10, flip to a character who talks for 15 seconds, flip back to a timer at 8.

That every mentally handicapped person has to be an unrecognized genius is bad cliché and humiliating

Afetr a huge fight, the boy and girl get back together in the end, except for that freddie pinze jr movie where he drank shampoo to kill himself, that was a horrible movie whew.
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A bug object that could crush you there's always that person who just stands there and looks at it