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« on: 01-26-2007 22:35 »

Test my soup! Soup + Test threads combine at last. Hail the Soup Thread!
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« Reply #1 on: 01-26-2007 22:53 »

I believe this is the first Soup + Test Thread ever to be made on any forum... ever! PEEL has made internet history!
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« Reply #2 on: 01-26-2007 23:01 »

So lame. Look what you started, Faze. All because you had to have some soup. Jerk!
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« Reply #3 on: 01-26-2007 23:07 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2007 23:07 by totalnerduk »

 
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Originally posted by BirthdayClown:
So lame. Look what you started, Faze. All because you had to have some soup. Jerk!

 
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Originally posted here by me.We could call the next test thread the "soup thread" for a bit of variety.

1. Don't give Faze creidt for this. It's all me. Inspired of course, by LoveForFry, she should get 1/4 of the credit for it.

2. It's not lame, damn you. It received more support than the other ideas.

3. I hate you.

4. Somebody else would have posted a much crappier one, had I not stepped up.

5. Did I mention I hate you?

6. Where is DaveMason?
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« Reply #4 on: 01-26-2007 23:10 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2007 23:10 »

Faze ate soup. I told him take it to the soup thread. Then you all went crazy about having a soup thread. If you took your dick out of your mouth long enough, you'd know how it all started. Moron. So you wouldn't have your precious soup thread without Faze, guy.
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« Reply #5 on: 01-26-2007 23:14 »

You're bad and you should feel bad.
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« Reply #6 on: 01-26-2007 23:18 »

I smell a blatant rip-off of Faze's great idea.

But since TNUK altered it, I can hate the title without feeling bad about it.  :p
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« Reply #7 on: 01-26-2007 23:19 »

To feel something he's have to have emotions and for that he'd need a soul.
So it's not going to happen.
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« Reply #8 on: 01-26-2007 23:20 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2007 00:00 »

I still woulda gone with The Conversation Pitt.
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« Reply #9 on: 01-26-2007 23:21 »

How can Rob get his dick in his own mouth?

(please no pictures)
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« Reply #10 on: 01-26-2007 23:24 »

It's detachable. Duh.
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« Reply #11 on: 01-26-2007 23:27 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2007 23:27 by totalnerduk »

 
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Originally posted by BirthdayClown:
Faze ate soup. I told him take it to the soup thread. Then you all went crazy about having a soup thread. If you took your dick out of your mouth long enough, you'd know how it all started. Moron. So you wouldn't have your precious soup thread without Faze, guy.

No.

Faze wanted soup.

You wanted a thread specifically for soup.

I suggested making the title of the next test thread something to with soup.

If you'd take your head out of your arse for five seconds before you type, you might occasionally get your facts in order.

 
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Originally posted by Gocad:
I smell a blatant rip-off of Faze's great idea.

But since TNUK altered it, I can hate the title without feeling bad about it.    :p

See my response to Jeremy. It is not a rip-off. Nor was it Faze's idea.

If you hate the title, then that's fair enough, I'm not going to argue with you on that. However, could we all please remember to not get things wrong because it's fucking annoying when it takes so little effort to be correct in the first place.

Anybody else care to make something totally untrue up based on the last five pages of the test thread? Maybe they'd like to conjecture that I posted an in-depth advocation of child abuse?

Maybe somebody would like to claim that I announced my hitherto hidden desire to recieve fellatio from a life-size gummi bear?

No?

Good.

Now to wait for the inevitable misunderstanding where I am decried as a "child molester" and a "candy fucker".
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« Reply #12 on: 01-26-2007 23:31 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2007 23:31 »

You're a candy molester?
....

Sounds fun.   :p
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« Reply #13 on: 01-26-2007 23:34 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2007 23:34 »

 
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Originally posted by TNUKLEHEAD:
 Faze wanted soup.

No, he ate soup. You're a filthy liar! How can anyone believe you? I hope you die in a fire!! And I'll make sure it says "Filthy Soup Liar" on your grave!

Why can't you acknowledge that the chain of events that led to this dumb thread wouldn't have started if the Great Faze hadn't eaten soup? Any credit goes to him and his stomach. You, sir, are nothing but a...so and so.
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« Reply #14 on: 01-26-2007 23:35 »

sweet, sweet candy

:drool:
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« Reply #15 on: 01-26-2007 23:41 »

See, the problem with receiving fellatio from candy...

I might be the only one, but my genitals aren't equipped with taste sensors.
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« Reply #16 on: 01-27-2007 00:03 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2007 00:03 »

The Being Of Inconceivable Horror, Herald Of ~FazeShift~, The Annihilator Of Felines, has this message regarding the argument above:


That was some good soup though...
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« Reply #17 on: 01-27-2007 00:13 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2007 00:13 by totalnerduk »

 
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Originally posted by BirthdayClown:
     
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Originally posted by TNUKLEHEAD:
 Faze wanted soup.
No, he ate soup.

I'm pretty certain that before he ate it, he wanted it. Why would anybody eat something that they did not want?

As for credit going to Faze and his stomach, neither Faze nor his stomach suggested adding soup to the test thread.

It was LFF's post above mine that gave me the idea, and it was quite clearly the will of the universe that it come to fruition - how else do you explain the fact that every other time I've had a suggestion for the Test thread's title, I have not been around to create the new thread, and instead have logged on to find it seven or eight pages deep?

Did I mention that I hate you?

Oh, and Faze. Yes, I hate Faze too. Because Faze is not nice to cats, and cats deserve nicetude. Although, hating Faze does not necessarily mean disliking him.

JeremyClown, I say this last part with utter sincerity. I'd love to meet you. So that I can stab you in the face.
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« Reply #18 on: 01-27-2007 00:26 »

"Excuse me, what's the Soup Du Joir?"

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« Reply #19 on: 01-27-2007 00:28 »

TNUK, you're dodging the issue. Does your penis have taste buds?
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« Reply #20 on: 01-27-2007 00:36 »

 
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
See, the problem with receiving fellatio from candy...

I might be the only one, but my genitals aren't equipped with taste sensors.
so you've tried before?
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« Reply #21 on: 01-27-2007 00:38 »

So, does chewing jelly babies make you a paedophile?
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« Reply #22 on: 01-27-2007 00:43 »

Cannabilistic Candicidophile.
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« Reply #23 on: 01-27-2007 00:44 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
 
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
See, the problem with receiving fellatio from candy...

I might be the only one, but my genitals aren't equipped with taste sensors.
so you've tried before?

Ever seen American Pie? I try to live my life according to that movie.
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« Reply #24 on: 01-27-2007 01:23 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2007 01:23 »

TNUK, I don't hate you. To hate someone, you have to care enough about them to feel something for them. I feel nothing for you. You are a mere blip on the PEEL radar, sir. But it's good to see a return of some of that fire in you that once made you worth hating. You're a shell of your former self. You seem to be so afraid of being banned again that it's changed you entirely. It's like someone cut off your balls (bollocks) and promised to return them if you play nice. Now you're so non-offensive, so non-memorable that you feel the need to cling onto a soup thread with your cold, dead fingers, hoping that it will get you a few pats on the back. It's really sickening, sir. Bring back the old Wanker/Chav that we all loved to hate. It's not too late.

I pray for the day when everyone but Faze is banned. Threads will be a pleasure to read. No skimming through a pile of bullshit to get to the gold nugget that is Faze's post. It will all be gold, sirs. All of it!

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« Reply #25 on: 01-27-2007 02:30 »

I was going to post my usual criticism of the test thread title, but now all the fun's been sucked out of it.

I hope you're all happy. I'm never attempting a running gag ever again.  :(

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« Reply #26 on: 01-27-2007 06:44 »

Where the fuck is the soup discussion?

Heinz Tomato Soup pwnz! Bow down the creamy tomato goodness people!
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« Reply #27 on: 01-27-2007 06:50 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Test my soup! Soup + Test threads combine at last. Hail the Soup Thread!


Ok is it tomato, chicken noodle, minestrone, vegetable, mushroom, French onion soups?

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« Reply #28 on: 01-27-2007 07:07 »

baby soup... each cup is at least 40% baby
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« Reply #29 on: 01-27-2007 09:47 »

 
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Originally posted by BirthdayClown:
TNUK, I don't hate you. To hate someone, you have to care enough about them to feel something for them. I feel nothing for you. You are a mere blip on the PEEL radar, sir. But it's good to see a return of some of that fire in you that once made you worth hating. You're a shell of your former self. You seem to be so afraid of being banned again that it's changed you entirely. It's like someone cut off your balls (bollocks) and promised to return them if you play nice. Now you're so non-offensive, so non-memorable that you feel the need to cling onto a soup thread with your cold, dead fingers, hoping that it will get you a few pats on the back. It's really sickening, sir. Bring back the old Wanker/Chav that we all loved to hate. It's not too late.


BC, I just want you to know that you have offended my lover, and I will stand up for him, proud and enraged and engorged. He who caresses me tenderly and kisses me lovingly is far more of a man than you could ever be. NerdUK is a bigger dick than you, and don't you forget it.
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« Reply #30 on: 01-27-2007 10:15 »

Woah, Jeremy. Calling TNUK a chav was really uncalled for.

You might as well said something about his mother  :nono:.
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« Reply #31 on: 01-27-2007 10:18 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2007 10:18 »

Soup aside, Condom parties1 are fun and Silent hill is an awesome movie2.

1. Someone received a gag present of a 24 pack of condoms and a home pregnancy test. We found various uses, apart from the obvious, for them, including, but not limited to, hiding them EVERYWHERE around the hosts house and putting a coke can in one and shaking it up then opening it.
2. This is the opinion of someone who never played the game, so i don't know how much the slaughtered the original story. But i do know that the red pyramid is my hero <3.
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« Reply #32 on: 01-27-2007 11:07 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Where the fuck is the soup discussion?

Heinz Tomato Soup pwnz! Bow down the creamy tomato goodness people!

Do you realize your mother has been serving you hot ketchup? Poor Nurdy.
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« Reply #33 on: 01-27-2007 11:12 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Woah, Jeremy. Calling TNUK a chav was really uncalled for.

You might as well said something about his mother   :nono:.

His mum's a chav too!

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« Reply #34 on: 01-27-2007 11:51 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2007 11:51 »

 
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Originally posted by chay's head:
Soup aside, Condom parties1 are fun.

1. Someone received a gag present of a 24 pack of condoms and a home pregnancy test. We found various uses, apart from the obvious, for them, including, but not limited to, hiding them EVERYWHERE around the hosts house and putting a coke can in one and shaking it up then opening it.
You bastard! There are poor horny people in Africa! Did you ever think about them?!?   :nono:
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« Reply #35 on: 01-27-2007 12:15 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2007 12:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
 Do you realize your mother has been serving you hot ketchup? Poor Nurdy.

That is your opinion, but if you want a liquid soup I go with Tomato. Also, leave my mother out of this soup discussion! that woman is a saint!   :cry:

I also love their Vegtable Soup brand. Also, anyone else think that freeze dried cup-a-soup crap sucks?

Canned 4 life y'all!
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« Reply #36 on: 01-27-2007 12:40 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2007 12:40 »

That Silent Hill movie bored my pants off.
And Tomato soup is both horrible and unnecessary. Come on, you have meat and vegetables, so throw them in the soup, jerk.
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« Reply #37 on: 01-27-2007 12:46 »

I never insulted your taste in soup good sir.

I challenge you to a duel to the death. Winner gets all cans of soup. The choice of weapon are spoons, sizes range from tea spoons to Steel Ladle.
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« Reply #38 on: 01-27-2007 12:54 »

Isn't this how WWII began?
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« Reply #39 on: 01-27-2007 12:56 »

Nurdbot FTW.
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