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Raelian1
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« on: 03-02-2006 18:23 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2006 00:00 by Tweek »

HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah" ). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information entertainment visit Foamy the Squirrel  and discover the truth about our origins have a laugh.
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #1 on: 03-02-2006 18:27 »

Could you be any more spammier? Or more wrong?
Gopher

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« Reply #2 on: 03-02-2006 18:54 »

Well, I'm convinced! My only question is, who do I make out this check for my life savings to?
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #3 on: 03-02-2006 19:01 »

Watch the sarcasm, or the aliens will get you.
Gopher

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« Reply #4 on: 03-02-2006 19:02 »

I'm glad this was posted; reading over it has given me a GREAT idea for a sci-fi story.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #5 on: 03-02-2006 19:17 »

Aaaaaaahahahahahahahaahaaha!  :laff:

I remember seeing a Raelian pamphlet on a bus once (left on a seat, abandoned, strangely enough), my friends and I all had a great laugh at it.  :love:
Melllvar

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« Reply #6 on: 03-02-2006 19:20 »

Brought to you by the people who thought Battlefield Earth was a good film.
Logan Fils

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« Reply #7 on: 03-02-2006 19:22 »

~FazeShift~

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« Reply #8 on: 03-02-2006 19:27 »

Hey ask Rael how his mom, his wife and his two children are, I hear they all disowned him.  :D
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #9 on: 03-02-2006 19:28 »

Burn!
Capīn Skusting

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« Reply #10 on: 03-02-2006 19:35 »

Ahh! 1973. Von Daniken's 1968 book Chariots of the Gods was peaking in popularity. I even went to one of his lectures.
I live in Brooklyn now. I've got a nice bridge I could sell ya!
bankrupt

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« Reply #11 on: 03-02-2006 19:37 »

 
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
Brought to you by the people who thought Battlefield Earth was a good film.

Scientologists are the group behind Battlefield Earth.  They're a seperate, but equally quaky group.

I think Raelians are the ones who created some waves a couple of years ago by claiming they had cloned a human being.  Like most quak groups, they couldn't produce any evidence that they actually did so.

TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #12 on: 03-02-2006 19:39 »
« Last Edit on: 03-02-2006 19:39 »

 
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I've got a nice bridge I could sell ya!

I'll take eight!

This whole theory is absurd though. I wish I was slightly more naive...

And that's from someone who watched "Most Haunted"
Hypnotize

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« Reply #13 on: 03-02-2006 19:53 »

I knew Real, he stole my crack, around december 13, i wonder if that could have something to do with this alien thing...
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