TheLesbianLeela
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« on: 11-27-2005 14:53 »
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Welcome everyone, to the new " I will/would give [name of PEELette/PEELer] a [name/description of present] for Xmas/Christmas"-thread. Have fun and don't insult other PEEL-member by sending them instant-exploding nuclear bombs in their backyard. ^_^ People who will get a Xmas-card from me ... - Tweek
- Juliet
- Mario
- Sweetmelly
- [... more to be added soon ...]
Young_and_Angy would get Paul McCartney ... wrapped in silk with a bow around it ... also puppies. I'll add more ideas in the next time ... ^_^ |
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
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omg <3 <3 <3 anyone I end up sending a card to will get a bonified certified high school graduation pic of me. Amy already got one when I saw her though...so I'll send her something else she'd much rather enjoy...I'll mail her Mario  |
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TheLesbianLeela
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #5 on: 11-27-2005 15:52 »
« Last Edit on: 11-27-2005 15:52 »
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... I'll add to my Xmas-card-list ... Slackit02 (that is if she would like to get a card from me) ... The Names Nick ... and probably Randi, too, since she's our "party-leader" (party = P.U.S.S.Y.) ... Originally posted by futurefreak:
I'll mail her Mario Could I have at least a clone ... What? ;o) |
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TheLesbianLeela
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by totalnerduk: Xmas cards are outdated. So you are. :P The real meaning of Xmas in the 21st century is symbolised by sending each other alcohol. How can I send alcohol to you (that will survive the far away travel) and live with the thought that drunk of this alcohol you did nasty things with the primeminister? As you can see I can't send you alcoholica, but a card with a picture showing alcohol would be okay. :P None of you are getting any alcohol from me. You don't have to send me any ... I already had fun commenting your posting right now. :P ;o)
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Young_and_Angry
Professor
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Daniela will get John Lennon (miraculously alive...) in return for her generous giveing of Macca...  Y_L_B will recieve a lovely gift basket of dead rats, waffles, and a live platypus. Catindisguise will recive a lovely hats, made of bran muffins. Mario wll get a plastic spork and orange marmalade. Because orange marmalade is good. And because I said so. This is all pending on weather or not I can locate a living JOhn Lennon, gift basket with rats waffles, and platypi, bran muffin hats and plastic sporks and marmalade. :-p |
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kip
Professor
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
I'll mail her Mario Originally posted by TheLesbianLeela:
Could I have at least a clone ...
Dude wtf is your weird-ass obsession with GFF all the time. You know he's with Amy/Slackit right... so... isn't it a bit like.... uh, what's that word im looking for... oh yah... INAPPROPRIATE??? yessum, that's the the one. seriously dude, it's getting boring and sad, knock that shit off already (please, thanks + sugar and delicious amino acids ontop)  
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TheLesbianLeela
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #12 on: 11-27-2005 18:14 »
« Last Edit on: 11-27-2005 18:14 »
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Originally posted by kip:
seriously dude, it's getting boring and sad, knock that shit off already Eh ... ? Serious now ... Mario and Amy are a cute couple, I know and respect that. They both know that I'm not obsessed or whatever about Mario. Look, I used this wink-smiley (in the posting above) .... Also this was the first comment of this kind I made since Mario and Amy are together. So cool down ... oh, and get new glasses, I'm not a dude, nor your dude :P ;o) Edited because of my terrible spelling tonight ...
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #14 on: 11-27-2005 18:18 »
« Last Edit on: 11-27-2005 18:18 »
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Ooohhh do you know what I am so very looking forward for this year’s Christmas. For Christmas I would like to give everybody a Christmas card I know some of the people’s address. If anybody would like one from me please e mail me and I will send them to you. I would like to give these people for chritmas: Wu-KongUK: a modelling contract because I find him to be a very sexy guy! Amy20: a night out in the town with me and her friends of her choice Melllvar: a very big hug LesbianLeela: a hug from me. Ohhh that is all I can think of at the moment. Anyway Happy Christmas to you all! ----------------  |
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TheLesbianLeela
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Daniela? No present for Rob?...  Above all you'll get a hug ... As I've said I'm still adding people to my Xmas-card-list ... but it's not easy to think about it while I'm talking on AIM and in the same time listening to this cool Oldie-music radio station. I'll not forget you ^^ Originally posted by Juliet:
LesbianLeela: a hug from me. Juliet: A hug from me. Also a new and not-used PotM-award if I can find one (at least I'll do the campaign for one). Originally posted by totalnerduk:I love you Daniela. Marry me.  You sweetie, you You'll get a hug, too ^_^ ... ... and now I'll again try to manage to post, chat, chat, chat, plan fanfictions, listen to the radio and ... eat fast food ... and talk with people offline ^_^
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The Names Nick
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« Reply #18 on: 11-27-2005 20:52 »
« Last Edit on: 11-27-2005 20:52 »
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Airbags: A life size man doll complete with all the state of the art arousing features to please even the most discriminating of customers. TNUK: A punching bag that has a picture of your infamous X girlfriend on it, and it comes complete with the ability to yell profanities and insults at you when you hit it. Jeebus: a silver knife, a novelty torch, and 2 onces of double zero. Speli: the TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook. Now when the N.W.O. Starts consolidating its power you’ll be ready. Col Klink: the documentary Celsius 411 Fazeshift: a 6-pack of the finest Guinness money can buy and an ‘I love the IRA’ sweat shirt. Wooter: A nice glass condenser for your lab, and a year subscription to the Aspergers Journal. Marge: a jacket with this on the back. http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/incrediblegifts_1871_30485879, a machine that can filter the caffeine from coffee, and last but not least the book ‘How to Hate Weak American Emos for Dummies’ Joysauce: a display case for your wedding dress. congrats btw Starone: the first season DVD of the Boondocks, and an Xbox 360. Dr. Thunder: The S&W model 500, now when you shoot a perp, and hit him, you don’t have to worry about seeing him in court. Nasty Pasty: the butt of a cigar that was smoked by Castro himself as he paraded though Havana in 1959, and the original communist manifesto. TLL: A portrait of Kate Sheppard autographed by Kate Sheppard. I: An “I love the NDP” bumper sticker. Winna: a plastic trophy for being the worlds greatest evil twin, and inside the trophy are some colorful pieces of paper. Enjoy.  NOR: my vote for despot of peel. Bender_Waffles: A voodoo doll of Margie complete with pins and mini H2SO4 bath. (H2SO4 sold separately) Juli: An order by mail husband(from Uzbekistan?) and some Rohypnol in case he is ‘uncorporative.’ mom_rules: A Stanly tool set, and a Christmas, oh oops I mean, holiday tree ornament complete with family a portrait engraved in the front. Evan: an effigy of your favorite leader G.W. and a lit torch. Zed: A membership in the Revolutionary Internationalists Movement.(good for one year) TMC: Some smokeless double base propellant and a guide about ammo reloading. More to come later.
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Futurama_Hil
Urban Legend
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« Reply #20 on: 11-27-2005 21:19 »
« Last Edit on: 11-27-2005 21:19 »
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ok i love giving presents almost as much as i love getting them. i you all..if i left you out, just tell me, hon (omg it’s) d00b- Avril Lavigne Cds jlo (jeremy)- umm..look above melll- drum sets, of course! TLL- xmas cards! Lots of ‘em! Fkker- umm..fire..extinguishers? Booze- one way trip to Iceland Marge- emoness deductors- cause she’s just swarming with emoness ic- a win for the Ravens Airbag- tickets to NY! Nin- umm..uhh.. shirts w/ cleavage? Faze- a hug! DoctorT- yeah umm…hmm… treats for his doggy! Nix- Giants jersey Evan- a POTM! Eggs- Yankees..uhh.. tickets? Yeah? Ben- ..sunglasses… Benny (tzlk)- tickets to NY! Barney (rob)- a puppy, why not? Cat- …right…. hats? Shnick (winna)- that stuff he likes.. you know what I’m talkin’ bout….. daffodils… Nasty- a..guitar? a real nice one! Rach- Tori Amos bootlegs Amy- more akita puppies Gifamy- a room, other than #fc Alsex- hmm..i don’t know… Steve Irwin stuff? Randi- ‘Hil for Pres!’ buttons, as always nicks- tickets to NY! zed- whatever he wants! Spelio- those war movies he likes so much, german ones of course… Venus- hmm..let’s see.. corsets? VF- what doesn’t the woman have already? Zeej- right.. alcohol? Archibald- hmm… alcohol? I think that choice is good no matter who it is  Those people still come here, right? It seems I only check a few certain threads these days.. you know, how busy it is slacking off all the time… these are all rhetorical, of course. My real gift to you all is my precious time. But, if you happen to make your way to Long Island, you’ll get a hug for sure…!My Wishlist this year consists of: shoes!, a scanner, and umm.. hugs? whatever. |
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i_c_weiner
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Hmmm...so what to put on my Xmas list for the PEELers...
Randi- a kitty and a golden stick from a golden tree
Reid- a time-traveling, flying DeLorean and a silver snow shovel
Hilly- a win for the Giants, a Cup for the Rangers, chocolate, shoes, a scanner, hugs, and, um, more chocolate
Nasty- a golden guitar(it doesn't sound good, but it's pretty nice looking)
Zoidberg227- a golden bazooka and a silver machine gun
Futuramafreak Matt- Jolt cola in a golden can
Slackit Amy- a golden snow shovel
More to come later/on request.
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Ralph Snart
Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
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If I could give it, my gift to VF would be:
Good health and to stay away from hosptials for the rest of her life (a very long life).
Happy X-mas.
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
Nix- Giants jersey Thanks! I've been needing toilet paper.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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DoctorT- yeah umm…hmm… treats for his doggy! My dog doesn't need treats. She needs Slim-Fast. Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Slackit Amy- a golden snow shovel
Eww...golden snow? I'd give... ...mom rules a housefull of PEELers ...Nasty a shopping spree at an army surplus store ...Nix degina's head on a platter ...Ralph some sort of flying machine ...TNUK an honorary, hat-based military commission ...Venus a kitten farm (like an ant farm but with kittens) ...VF a new set of intestines ...Wooter a girl- or boyfriend ...Zoidy227 a digital SLR or an M1 Garand, either one good for long-range shots
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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All, my unconditional love.
Me, some real cool stuff.
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~FazeShift~
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Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
Faze- a hug! AND Nin-cleavage Fixed! Awesome. Hil- A Polar bear... that plays bass (the wooden vertical kind of bass)
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~FazeShift~
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 What is it with people giving me paramilitary organisations in this thread! Fine, if it is my fate to get them for Xmas, I'll take them... Later: "Can you guys cover Led Zeppelin or Kings of Leon songs?" "No.... we mostly terrorise shit and run money making rackets..." " Worst. Xmas. Ever."
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TheLesbianLeela
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
What is it with people giving me paramilitary organisations in this thread! Your scary avatar ... ;o) Seriously, it's probably just some bad bandwagon Ireland-cliché joke, I don't get. ... but think of the bright side: Owning the IRA you can force everyone to cover Led Zeppelin. Additional - ~FazeShift~ will get plush-puppets of all Led Zeppelin-members ... ;o)
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amy20
Starship Captain
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f-hil, malulutes galore with odd eyes because theyre so cute tll tickets for her and a freind to go see santa at lapland juliet max and paddy guys drugged for her pleasure slackit02 much good wishes for her and gff as theyre such a sweet couple melllvar he gets me all wrapped up with a bow! TNUK you get a dose of the clap from your nurses and maybe enough alcohol to become comotose |
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Ralph Snart
Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
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The Lesbian Leela:
Ralph Snart will get sunglasses. And a full tank of gas and a half pack of cigarettes...
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germanfryfan
The Listmaker
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Amy - me in a box. Well actually I can't do that, seeing that the German post service already lost one letter and a package to her. Who knows where I could end in... the united emirates of Arabia? Oh my... My Amy will get something nice from me, not too big, not to small... the real present will follow soon, in March. Tongue Luck - Lee, who sadly left us, will get an subscription for my e-mails, which contains that I will reply on time... sadly I don't now, who knows why. TLL - tickets to the Herman's Hermits live in concert (Oct. 14. 1965 - Detroit, Michigan) and am appointment with PEELs own time traveller Speli (btw. the Beatles played there as well, so you might want to take Y_L_B and Y_a_a with you) Y_a_a - same tickets as TLL, and your personal postbox, so that I can actually send them to you Y_L_B - see above. Also the flute the pied piper of Hamel in used, so that not only you can control the rats, but also people that annoy you. MKTai - An English translation of the German bestseller "Java is just an island". catindisguise - A guardian angel to protect you from you know who. It may also leave a new hat for you on the dresser every now and then... don't ask where here got it from though. kip - A cheerleader's skirt. Now he only needs a girl to be stuffed in there. randipants - since I took Amy away from her... one of these guysCap'n Skusting - de Cap'n will get an buddle of de fine rum de Austrians make. With good'e 80%. |
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TheLesbianLeela
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by germanfryfan:the united emirates of Arabia That would be realy far away, since the U.E.A. would have to be located in the future or a parallel universe. (It's actually United Arab Emirates (U.A.E.) ... *sighs* Yes, I'm a nerd and proud of it ...) TLL - tickets to the Herman's Hermits live in concert (Oct. 14. 1965 - Detroit, Michigan) and am appointment with PEELs own time traveller Speli (btw. the Beatles played there as well, so you might want to take Y_L_B and Y_a_a with you) That ... that ... that ... that ... I ... I ... I ... I ... Wow! The (original) Herman's Hermits - live, and the Fab Four, too! One of my greatest dreams ever ( - beside of traveling space, visiting all cool people from PEEL and ruling the world of course ). GFF will get an airplane (yes, with enough kerosin to visit the USA whenever he wants), an encelopedia from a parallel universe where the United Emirates of Arabia actually exist, an artifical-intelligent computer that will do all listing-/avatar-work for him (giving him enough free time to continue welcoming new PEEL-member or traveling to the USA), a self refilling cup-of-tea and ... guess what - an Xmas card. ^_^
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