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M0le

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« on: 11-15-2005 02:20 »
Hurrah! The who-would-you-fruck thread again!

I'm getting sick of all these pictures of beauties naked on the internet - you're supposed to imagine it, not actually see it! That ruins the whole point of clothes!  :mad:

Here's a nice, soothing picture of modern Ada to calm me down (It's not as good as 1996 I-was-in-primary-school other one, but she's still  :love: ).
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« Reply #1 on: 11-15-2005 03:08 »
 
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Originally posted by M0le:I'm getting sick of all these pictures of beauties naked on the internet - you're supposed to imagine it, not actually see it! That ruins the whole point of clothes!   :mad:

The point of clothes isn't to prevent nudity altogether, it's to give the attractive people something to tease the ugly people with...
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« Reply #2 on: 11-15-2005 07:10 »
« Last Edit on: 11-15-2005 07:10 »
I'll post my list again, why not?

Josie Maran

Heidi Klum

Alizee

Jessica Alba


Heh, "orange her juice", nice.   :love:
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« Reply #3 on: 11-15-2005 08:05 »
Greatest thread title ever. Well, maybe not ever, but it's really good.

Oh, and Jessica Beil.
Archie2K

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« Reply #4 on: 11-15-2005 11:36 »
Ditto, great title!
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« Reply #5 on: 11-15-2005 13:42 »
Alyson Hannigan, damn you all! Alyson. Fucking. Hannigan!
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« Reply #6 on: 11-15-2005 15:55 »
Wel of course Alyson Hannigan! I thought it went without saying...
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« Reply #7 on: 11-15-2005 16:00 »
She's like the nerds goddess, we're all born to love her!  And hump her too!

"Humperama" would've been a better title, I'll save that for the relationship thread.
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« Reply #8 on: 11-15-2005 16:07 »
 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Alyson Hannigan, damn you all! Alyson. Fucking. Hannigan!
Indeed, I mentioned her in every one of these threads, I was slow not mentioning her today.
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« Reply #9 on: 11-15-2005 16:13 »
Everyone loves Alyson Hannigan, I'd orange her juice AND stack her pancakes.
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« Reply #10 on: 11-15-2005 16:15 »
wheres the close button

this thread was just closed like earlier so i don't see why you thought it'd be smart to repost
Speli

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« Reply #11 on: 11-15-2005 16:16 »
I'd dip my Charlie into Kari Wehrur's Chocolate Factory...
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #12 on: 11-15-2005 16:17 »
@Zack: You're a funny guy... You're kidding, right?
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« Reply #13 on: 11-15-2005 17:05 »
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Damn you guys, why must I suspect every n00b who says something silly of being a fake account?!

I didn't usid to be this cynical, PEEL has screwed me up for life.    :cry:

Speli's back? Yayse! I guess.
M0le: Who's Ada and where can I touch her uterus?

Emma Griffiths from MTV


And screw Alyson Hannigan (well, her too) but:
Emma Caulfield


Don't need to explain this one.
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« Reply #14 on: 11-15-2005 20:08 »
Faze, do you like anyone who doesn't pose in their underwear?  :p
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« Reply #15 on: 11-15-2005 20:12 »
Heidi Klum and Jessica Alba didn't pose in their underwear

btw no mention of Eliza Dushku?
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« Reply #16 on: 11-15-2005 20:49 »
Duh Jer, underwear optional!  :rolleyes:

Why don't you post pictures of her if you want to hump her so much Randi!
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« Reply #17 on: 11-15-2005 21:11 »
 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Don't need to explain this one.

And that's why I want to become a sound technician  :)
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« Reply #18 on: 11-15-2005 21:26 »
That is the most eeriely hypnotic gif of all time...

Hehe! She's coming back for more!
M0le

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« Reply #19 on: 11-15-2005 23:05 »
 
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Originally posted by Beamer:
The point of clothes isn't to prevent nudity altogether, it's to give the attractive people something to tease the ugly people with...
I'm a big fan of nudity in front of ugly people but no, damnit! I've said this before and I'm saying it again, having all these insta-nude pictures ruins the entire point of porn! It's better to see them fully dressed or in underwear and imagine how great they look underneath than seeing it for yourself and finding out how terribly wrong you were!

Undressing a woman (in your mind or not) is a lot like eating a ferrero rocher - it's expensive and flaky and costs about 300$ of wine, but when you peel off the final wrapper, you know the struggle with the bra hooks was worth it.  :love:

 
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M0le: Who's Ada and where can I touch her uterus?
Never, Gendershift! She's all mine! She's an Aussie actor who played some girl in Heartbreak High and she won some TV dance competition. Also Home and Away but you're not a middle-aged spinster, so you'd have never heard of it.

Heidi Klum needs no 'splaining


After a hard day's work modelling off her body, even Monica Belluci likes to lay back, relax, and dream about M0le.
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« Reply #20 on: 11-15-2005 23:35 »
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heh, i'm the only girl to post in this one so far. perhaps i outta bring out the sexy gay guys in boxers...

and shouldn't it be "i'd like to juice her orange"?

 
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Why don't you post pictures of her if you want to hump her so much Randi!
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« Reply #21 on: 11-15-2005 23:48 »
Mmmmm... Randi approved booty...

And M0ley approved sudsy nipple...
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« Reply #22 on: 11-15-2005 23:53 »
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holy crap, i thought that was just her hand (i went by the thumbnail and didn't click it, mind you...)

is it just me, or does that nipple person kinda look like Selma Hayek in the face? at least in that pic.

btw i had to see nipple? screw you, i'm linking my david  :love:
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #23 on: 11-16-2005 13:31 »
Eliza Dushku is more than approved. If I'd been here earlier, I'd have given her a mention.

Others of interest (some reposts, maybe):

Kira Skov of Kira and The Kindred Spirits (Will always be number one on this here list). Not only does she sing like a fucking goddess, she's got the outsides to match:


Kirstine Stubbe Teglbjærg- Singer and composer of BLue Foundation:


Bring on the CSI ladies. Marg Helgenberger might have some kind of MILF-like quality, but who says that's a bad thing?


Jorja Fox:


Mary Lynn Rajskub:
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #24 on: 11-16-2005 13:32 »
...and of course (had to double post- image limit. But there are some I just can't leave out):

Lise Westzynthius:


Jayne Brook:


Angela Gossow- tall like a tree, and she can kick ass and growl better than most men:


Linda Fiorentino:


I should stop now... Because they just keep popping into my head.

Of course, I've left out some obvious ones, such as the fair Alyson Hannigan, the cute Ginnifer Goodwin, the charming Joey Lauren Adams, the sweet Thora Birch... And so on in that fashion...
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« Reply #25 on: 11-16-2005 13:46 »


Yummy.
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« Reply #26 on: 11-16-2005 13:50 »
« Last Edit on: 11-16-2005 13:50 »
The last time I tried this image, it was booby-trapped with fat, naked santa. 

Here goes nothin'


And my current fave J-peach Natski Kato.  You da' bomb in Stacy, girl.
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« Reply #27 on: 11-16-2005 14:02 »
Jennifer Connolly!  YES!
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #28 on: 11-16-2005 14:11 »
Agreed: YES!
Teral

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« Reply #29 on: 11-16-2005 14:17 »
Hmm, didn't know visual aid was required. Well, to back up my puny list from the closing moments of the last thread...


Sarah Chalke


Denise Richards



Image limit, see rest in double post.
Teral

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« Reply #30 on: 11-16-2005 14:19 »
« Last Edit on: 11-16-2005 14:19 »
Catherine Bell



Eliza Dushku

 

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« Reply #31 on: 11-16-2005 14:36 »
I like him.


Eric Szmanda aka CSIs Greg Sanders.

and him.



Rory Cochrane aka CSI Miami's Tim Speedle. They killed him off though. I was in shock for about an hour after I watched that episode.
Farnsworth38

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« Reply #32 on: 11-16-2005 15:11 »
If we’re sharing out the CSIs, I’ll take Emily Procter.
Speli

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« Reply #33 on: 11-16-2005 15:15 »
Teral beat me to Catherine Bell, but dayum does he have great taste. *High fives*
Juliet

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« Reply #34 on: 11-16-2005 16:16 »
My fuck list:

Wu_KongUK
David Tennant
Robbie Williams
Dave Grohl
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« Reply #35 on: 11-16-2005 16:34 »
Agreed on Catherine Bell, she floats my boat, big time!
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« Reply #36 on: 11-16-2005 16:51 »
« Last Edit on: 11-16-2005 16:51 »
Guess I'd better try and make a list, haha:
- Zach Braff


- An unusual 'teenage crush' me and a mate have: Morgan Spurlock. I don't know why. Could be the 'tashe.


- Simon Pegg


- Bob Hardy


- John Cusack


Other really odd crushes include Colin Firth, Liam Neeson, David Byrne and Conan O'Brian    :hmpf:
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« Reply #37 on: 11-16-2005 17:05 »
Oh why have I forgot to put Simon Pegg?

Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness are on my crush list
Speli

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« Reply #38 on: 11-16-2005 17:08 »
 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Oh why have I forgot to put Simon Pegg?

Because he certainly "forgot" to put you on his...
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« Reply #39 on: 11-16-2005 17:42 »
Wow, so many nice babes. I feel kinda stupid for not posting, I'm looking for some hot Swimsuit Idols as we speak.
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