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SamuelXDiamond

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« on: 06-13-2005 19:57 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2005 19:57 »
A thread for testiness? Perhaps! Also, we can give more interesting and 100% true facts abot the wonderful Winna!

For example, did you know that the Winna is largely nocturnal, thanks to its underdeveloped stamina glands which don't allow it to function properly in the heat!
Col. Klink

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« Reply #1 on: 06-13-2005 20:08 »
Winna has an Evil Twin who he converted to good, thus turning himself evil.
Whoopwhoopwhoop

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« Reply #2 on: 06-13-2005 20:16 »
Where they conjoined than reattatched after birth?
Wooter

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« Reply #3 on: 06-13-2005 20:37 »
I heard that if a Winna bites you, you turn into one! Or was that vampires? Yeah, vampires... and werewolves too, I guess. Oh yeah, zombies, too. Damn, is there a single commonly used, non-giant horror movie monster that doesn't turn you into one of them?
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #4 on: 06-13-2005 20:46 »
Frankenstien?
alenacat
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« Reply #5 on: 06-13-2005 20:53 »
Nice one with the mixture of specifics (3) and vagueness (few). Pure paradoxical comedy
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #6 on: 06-13-2005 21:03 »
 
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Originally posted by Wooter:
I heard that if a Winna bites you, you turn into one!

I heard if you kill a winna, you become it!!!
Col. Klink

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« Reply #7 on: 06-13-2005 21:13 »
No, you only gain his courage. But only if you perform certain actions upon his body, While He's still alive....
Whoopwhoopwhoop

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« Reply #8 on: 06-13-2005 21:39 »
But thats not worth it, I am sure the joy in killing him is good enough for me...
Wooter

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« Reply #9 on: 06-13-2005 22:54 »
 
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Originally posted by Young_and_Angry:
Frankenstien?

He doesn't count. I mean monsters in general. There's only one Frankenstein. Unless you count The Bride Of Frankenstein, or Young Frankenstein. Or, I guess, Blackenstein.
M0le

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« Reply #10 on: 06-14-2005 01:05 »
Nothing good ends in "stein". Except Hitler.
Tongue Luck

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« Reply #11 on: 06-14-2005 02:00 »
What happens if a Hitler bites you?
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #12 on: 06-14-2005 02:01 »
@Woot: Mummies...
Zephid

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« Reply #13 on: 06-14-2005 02:01 »
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You get a bad mustache and a sudden hate for the Jewish.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #14 on: 06-14-2005 02:34 »
Ha! Halfway there.
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« Reply #15 on: 06-14-2005 02:54 »
 
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Originally posted by Young_and_Angry:
Frankenstien?
Frankenstien's monster dammit!
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #16 on: 06-14-2005 03:04 »
Agreed, Nurdy.  The scientist is named Frankenstein, the creature never gets a proper name.

Incidentally, the original Frankenstein...
...is not a doctor; I believe the monster was going to be his thesis or something.
...is not German, but rather Swiss.
...does not have his own castle.
...does not have an assistant, Igor or otherwise.

Fucking Hollywood.
chay´s head

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« Reply #17 on: 06-14-2005 03:15 »
heh heh, also Nurdy, just about to make the same correction.

If a winna falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it fall, then do you still become him?
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #18 on: 06-14-2005 06:30 »
 
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Agreed, Nurdy.  The scientist is named Frankenstein, the creature never gets a proper name.

Incidentally, the original Frankenstein...
...is not a doctor; I believe the monster was going to be his thesis or something.
...is not German, but rather Swiss.
...does not have his own castle.
...does not have an assistant, Igor or otherwise.

Fucking Hollywood.

Incidentally though, there is a Castle Frankenstein in Germany. I actually don't live very far from there.
germanfryfan

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« Reply #19 on: 06-14-2005 06:45 »
Why do these thread remind me to the song "Everyone's a winna" by Hot Chocolate?

It's near Darmstadt Spiff (If you happen to be interested in - it's written in German)

Frankenstein was originally named konrad Dippel, according to that webpage above. It's said that he really created that monster out of single body parts. This myth then got wrapped in words by Marry Schelly.
chay´s head

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« Reply #20 on: 06-14-2005 06:56 »
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hehe, GFF are saying that on purpose, about the song?

if so, Rach is going to kill you.

EDIT: Me rephrase?
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« Reply #21 on: 06-14-2005 07:08 »
Uh, I'd rephrase that...
germanfryfan

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« Reply #22 on: 06-14-2005 07:12 »
Oh well. *inhales some smoke* doesn't everything on this planet happen on purose?  :p

Also what's the reason of Rach doing that to me? I like to be informed, especially when tall women are involved.  ;)
chay´s head

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« Reply #23 on: 06-14-2005 07:30 »
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The last page of the last winna thread. She said exactly the same thing. About the song, i thought you were paying her out.

EDIT: Second last page
germanfryfan

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« Reply #24 on: 06-14-2005 07:34 »
Hahaha, no I haven't read it before, and just did.

Nice coincident.  :laff:
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #25 on: 06-14-2005 07:54 »
 
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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
It's near Darmstadt Spiff (If you happen to be interested in - it's written in German)

Yeah, I know, I've been there already. I'm from the Frankfurt area, so as I said, it's not that far away from where I live.

By the way, this castle is constantly flood by American tourists, I wonder why.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #26 on: 06-14-2005 08:50 »
Pffffft. Wannabes.

*Wheels his cart of dead body parts away*
winna

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« Reply #27 on: 06-14-2005 09:34 »
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Originally posted by Col. Klink:
No, you only gain his courage. But only if you perform certain actions upon his body, While He's still alive....

Yeah.... like sex him up with a handful of untainted virgins...

That's just what I heard...

Edit: How old is 'I'?  Sounds like he went to a good party.  Believe me I, being sober at a party of drunks is certainly not the worst thing ever...

you can easily take advantage of other people  :flirt:

Actually... that's probably pretty mean.  :nono:

Also... you should have taken the bra off the hostess... it would have given the item more sentimentality  ;)
chay´s head

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« Reply #28 on: 06-14-2005 09:49 »
Hmm, it seems while i was at school, i got two stange calls. The first, a lady rang, and my mum, said "no he's not here, he's at school" and they hung up straight away. the second my dad answered, again said, no he's not here, and my dad asked who was calling, and the guy said something along the lines of "i am from the middle east, he is a winner" and then my dad said something along the lines of "is that your scam, fuck off"

hmm, so those annoying pop-up adds have spread to the phone system.
Col. Klink

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« Reply #29 on: 06-14-2005 09:54 »
I was just complaining about that. Yeah. Scammers from the philippines or India or something are calling australia and harrasing people with various scams.

Its so deliciously fun to fuck around with them. When one guy called, who could barely speak english and asked my dad to change his phone carrier, he repeated proclaimed "No, I dont use mobile phones, the radiation affects my brain" Heh, the guy had a loose grasp of english so he just kept reading from the script asking the same questions again and again. It was painful and hilarious at the same time  :D

The next time one calls, I'm going to try and engage them in conversation.
chay´s head

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« Reply #30 on: 06-14-2005 09:57 »
hehe, but i don't know how they got my name and number, i've only given those details to trusted things like Dstore.com and HMV.com
Col. Klink

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« Reply #31 on: 06-14-2005 10:07 »
So did they actually know your name? Maybe they did harvest them off the net. Why dont you contact those stors and ask them if its possible their security was breached.
aslate

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« Reply #32 on: 06-14-2005 10:36 »
 
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Originally posted by chay's head:
Hmm, it seems while i was at school, i got two stange calls. The first, a lady rang, and my mum, said "no he's not here, he's at school" and they hung up straight away. the second my dad answered, again said, no he's not here, and my dad asked who was calling, and the guy said something along the lines of "i am from the middle east, he is a winner" and then my dad said something along the lines of "is that your scam, fuck off"

hmm, so those annoying pop-up adds have spread to the phone system.

Gotta love cold calling! I get about 7 per day, most are silent too. I've shoved us on the do not call list now.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #33 on: 06-14-2005 11:06 »
There's something so satisfying about pumping one's fist in the air, crying 'angst powers, activate!', and then finding that someone has mirrored your action, allowing you to touch your hypothetical power ring to his (and make a weird noise). Presumably, the robots are on their way.
chay´s head

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« Reply #34 on: 06-14-2005 19:11 »
...

ahh, exactly

>_>

<_<

Yeah Col, they had my name, i just want to be home the next time they call. I want my Foo Fighters CD to come already  :(
Whoopwhoopwhoop

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« Reply #35 on: 06-14-2005 20:17 »
I heard that album is sick...  The single sounds good...
canned eggs

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« Reply #36 on: 06-14-2005 20:38 »
What? Too much crank, huh?  Well, I've heard of worse problems.  No, you look in good shape, though.  You, know, really.  Seriously.  31 grams of crank, and still kicking.  Incredible.  Well, this song goes out to you.
Cap´n Skusting

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« Reply #37 on: 06-14-2005 20:51 »
 
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Originally posted by M0le:
Nothing good ends in "stein".
Except "stein" itself. Especially when filled with a good ale.
canned eggs

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« Reply #38 on: 06-14-2005 20:58 »
There's gotta be other stuff...

Ben Stein, Electric Frankenstein, Bilstein...
Wooter

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« Reply #39 on: 06-14-2005 23:03 »
Rammstein...
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