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rach_the_tall

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« Reply #640 on: 06-17-2005 08:11 »
Sounds... Thai.
 
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Yeah, we've borrowed lots of terms from French and English for stuff like that, the problem is just that the marketing people also come up with English-sounding terms that just sound "cool" but don't make any sense or are used anywhere else.

Are you making fun of my language?

You think I'm fat, don't you!
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #641 on: 06-18-2005 08:05 »
I was making fun of German marketing speech.

And Cher is fat now?
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #642 on: 06-19-2005 03:03 »
I'm not Cher, damn your German eyes!
canned eggs

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« Reply #643 on: 06-19-2005 03:17 »
I really like that song you do, rach... "Walkin' in Memphis," is it?
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #644 on: 06-19-2005 10:20 »
I'm so sorry I even brought it up, now. Seems you can't trust sarcastic internet nerds with anything anymore.
Wooter

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« Reply #645 on: 06-28-2005 00:39 »
« Last Edit on: 06-28-2005 00:39 »
This thread needs bumping, because I'm bored.

Okay, lessee...
Alyson Hannigan
Christina Ricci
Selma Blair
Uma Thurman
Eliza Dushku
Natalie Portman (No, that does not make me LLL. I spread my pathetic teenage lust over several people, as you can see here)
Parker Posey
Elizabeth Hurley
Sarah Silverman

Those are the main ones. Well, the main celebrities. I have more, (people I know) but the names would be meaningless to you, and, you never know, one could be lurking. Probably not, but I'm not taking that chance.
Jicannon

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« Reply #646 on: 06-28-2005 01:02 »
While I am glad that you don't like the blonde Lindsay Lohan, I am rather put off that you like her at all

 :puke: That bitch never emailed me back!
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #647 on: 06-28-2005 06:34 »
She looks like a skanked up skeleton now.
cosmic J

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« Reply #648 on: 06-28-2005 06:47 »
Rebecca Cartwright
Ben

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« Reply #649 on: 06-28-2005 11:05 »
Not advisable. She's had unprotected physical contact with Lleyton Hewitt. If you're not careful, you might catch fuckwititis.
Wooter

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« Reply #650 on: 06-28-2005 11:42 »
Fine, Lohan is off my list. Happy now?
Ben

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« Reply #651 on: 06-28-2005 11:45 »
I bet she is.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #652 on: 06-29-2005 04:10 »
WoOoO.
I agree about Bec Cartwright. Ugh, so irritating. Also, imagine having sex with Lleyton:
"Come Ooooooooon!"
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #653 on: 06-29-2005 04:24 »
"How can you say the ball was out?"
cosmic J

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« Reply #654 on: 06-29-2005 07:54 »
Kelly Brook and Rachel Hunter then.
you put me right off Cartwright.
canned eggs

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« Reply #655 on: 06-29-2005 10:59 »
 
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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
My boyfriend says I'm beautiful all the time (even when I wake up with a hangover and incredibly bad skin), but I don't believe him. Long story short: We don't believe you. We think you're just trying to shut us up or flatter us.

You know, my grandfather told me once that very ugly or very beautiful women should be complimented on their understanding, and mediocre ones on their beauty.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #656 on: 06-30-2005 07:06 »
 
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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
Sounds... Thai.
Yes, half Thai, half Chinese, older than me and cute as any girl in the history of the Universe.
And she cried when we parted, broke my heart, it really did.  :(
Goodbyes suck.
zoidberg 09/12

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« Reply #657 on: 06-30-2005 15:42 »
Maria Sharapova
Orlaith

and many more!
Juliet

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« Reply #658 on: 06-30-2005 16:52 »
« Last Edit on: 07-01-2005 00:00 »
 
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Originally posted by zoidberg 09/12:
Maria Sharapova
Orlaith

and many more!

I want my body and my boobs done just like Orlaith. All the Big Brother male housemates were drooling all over her body when she took a shower topless outside the garden. Even Saskia was jealous of her. I wouldn't mind betting Anthony because he has got a nice body.

I've just finished watching 50 fist dates and I really want to bed Adam Sandler.
mikey

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« Reply #659 on: 07-01-2005 11:17 »
Dont we all juliet? Dont we all?

After watching Sin city three times, Jessica Alba took it up a notch on my list.
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #660 on: 07-01-2005 11:34 »
 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
I've to just finished watching 50 fist dates
Shit, are you into that kind of thing?

No girls I know are.  :(
Juliet

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« Reply #661 on: 07-01-2005 11:36 »
I edit my post
mikey

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« Reply #662 on: 07-01-2005 11:38 »
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Let it be shown on the record that in Juliets original post she said "I've to just finished watching 50 fist dates".

Apparently It still does...
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #663 on: 07-01-2005 11:48 »
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #664 on: 07-01-2005 17:30 »
In that case, everybody sing!
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #665 on: 07-02-2005 07:04 »
 
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You know, my grandfather told me once that very ugly or very beautiful women should be complimented on their understanding, and mediocre ones on their beauty.

Well, I already knew I was mediocre.
airbagfailure

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« Reply #666 on: 07-03-2005 00:27 »
here here.. rachel.. (as in i know i am too)
maybe we can form a club of mediocrity. we can watch straight to tv movies, while eating homebrand chips..and drink XXXX beer...

hooray!....
Col. Klink

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« Reply #667 on: 07-03-2005 01:08 »
I've seen pictures of both of you and I wouldn't describe either of you as mediocre.
canned eggs

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« Reply #668 on: 07-03-2005 03:14 »
 
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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
Well, I already knew I was mediocre.

But at least you're understanding.
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #669 on: 07-03-2005 03:49 »
 
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Originally posted by airbagfailure:
here here.. rachel.. (as in i know i am too)
maybe we can form a club of mediocrity. we can watch straight to tv movies, while eating homebrand chips..and drink XXXX beer...

hooray!....
Waiit... XXXX? What are you? Some kind of Queenslander?

Oh. Right.
Ben

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« Reply #670 on: 07-03-2005 03:53 »
Since when has XXXX been considered 'beer'..?
airbagfailure

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« Reply #671 on: 07-03-2005 03:54 »
yes i am.. proudy noting how mediocre that beer is... (and it's even on the lower end of mediocrity)....boarding on horribly bad...
Teral

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« Reply #672 on: 07-03-2005 04:02 »
Wait a minute ... you guys have other brands than Foster's?

::world crumbles::
winna

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« Reply #673 on: 07-03-2005 04:11 »
That's why they call it 'root'  :rolleyes:
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #674 on: 07-05-2005 05:46 »
 
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Since when has XXXX been considered 'beer'..?
I always assumed it was some kind of water that had been left in the sun for too long.

 
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Wait a minute ... you guys have other brands than Foster's?
::world crumbles::
I've never actually had Fosters. I've been lead to believe it's incredibly bad. (VB quality or similar).
I'm a beer snob. I drink boutique (read: good) beer, and it's usually damn good.

 
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But at least you're understanding.
Well, if that isn't the most confusing thing I've ever read...
Juliet

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« Reply #675 on: 07-28-2005 13:35 »
After seeing Wedding Crashers I now have a crush on Vince Vaughn



Can I say that I want David Tennant so badly after I saw him in a gorgeous Doctor Who outfit? I am just so nuts about him.  :love:  :love:

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Speli

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« Reply #676 on: 07-28-2005 13:39 »
Man, no woman in her right mind would have sex with that guy. Just look at his face. I've seen rotting corpses more beatiful and more screwable than that stoner-lookin' poge.
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #677 on: 07-28-2005 13:48 »
 
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Originally posted by Juliet:

I've just finished watching 50 fist dates and I really want to bed Adam Sandler.

hahaha you crack me up Juliet.
Man how many more gay pornos is Sandler going to make? I thought Little Nicky was going to be his last one
Margarita

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« Reply #678 on: 07-28-2005 13:54 »
 
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Originally posted by Speli:
Man, no woman in her right mind would have sex with that guy. Just look at his face. I've seen rotting corpses more beatiful and more screwable than that stoner-lookin' poge.

agreed.
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #679 on: 07-28-2005 14:19 »
Hey! Don't diss stoner-looking people.

But you can drown that Sandler guy in shit for all I care.
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