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starone

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« on: 12-12-2004 11:22 »
The new relationship thread.

I'd like to know what that guy said in spanish in the last thread. It looked interesting.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #1 on: 12-12-2004 11:29 »
« Last Edit on: 12-12-2004 11:29 »
 http://world.altavista.com/

Of course, it's going to sound funny...

EDIT:And lo, it does!

If you are a black man, and harm to your mother against the white girls, then you must follow the letter of FishyJoe's. Since her mother is a racist and hates white people, you do not have to date it. Also, it apparantly does not wish masturbation him whereas you think about girls. You one hopes that probably a homosexual does, and therefore you must date to black men. You not whacking extinguished to the image of a girl, and you will not trust sex with a white person. Therefore her mother cannot possibly be against to this plan. Him desire portions of luck in its search for decent a black man gay to share its love.

I am making a dance of the flamenco one in the cover of this page. For this, I have corrected my fixation.
Wooter

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« Reply #2 on: 12-12-2004 12:41 »
I'm having some serious trouble with the ladies.
I'm in love with this girl, she has a boyfriend, whenever they're together it all seems fine. But, whenever he's not around, she complains about him. The girl does, however, feel that I am a good enough friend to confide in me about him sometimes. When I am around her, I try to be as friendly as possible, but sometimes I just get too nervous to talk to her.

However, to make myself feel better, I play MAX PAYNE 2: THE FALL OF MAX PAYNE.
This usually makes me feel better, in the way that Max is having more serious problems in his love life than I am.
Joysauce

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« Reply #3 on: 12-12-2004 12:58 »
Just continue to be her friend, and listen to her man problems. Eventually, she'll end up cheating on him with you.  Best friends make the best lovers.
VelourFog

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« Reply #4 on: 12-12-2004 17:08 »
 
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Originally posted by Joysauce:
Just continue to be her friend, and listen to her man problems. Eventually, she'll end up cheating on him with you.  Best friends make the best lovers.
Until the day she leaves you for another one of her guy friends.

It sounds, to me, like this girl needs to figure out how to be in a relationship with the guy she's dating instead of getting all the relationship needs filled by outside, male friends. What's going to happen if you start dating her and she has problems with you and instead of being mature and honest with you, she goes behind your back and tells all her feelings to her close guy friend? And when you're dating someone it's always easy to imagine how perfect life would be with someone else, because that other person is only there to console you, he's not there enough to be the one pissing you off.
mint

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« Reply #5 on: 12-12-2004 17:37 »
 
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Originally posted by *SlackJawedMoron*:
*Yes, but French girls are European, and so are you.
Gauls and Celts aren't that different, really.
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Yes that reminds me one time we go back to Australia for vacation and also to visit my family. My hubby bought himself one of those Outback Aussie Jackets with an outback matching hat.

Despite he speaks English with grammar error but better than functional the officer who works at the airport just assume he is Australian because he is Caucasian wearing an Australian design clothes which is what he bought for souvenir except the officer don’t know that (not counting the tax back department’s officer). Yeah I suppose they are not, Caucasians are Caucasians well at least on the outside.
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #6 on: 12-12-2004 17:40 »
I'm sorry if I missed anything, but what is your mother tongue?
starone

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« Reply #7 on: 12-12-2004 19:16 »
 
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
 http://world.altavista.com/

Of course, it's going to sound funny...

EDIT:And lo, it does!

If you are a black man, and harm to your mother against the white girls, then you must follow the letter of FishyJoe's. Since her mother is a racist and hates white people, you do not have to date it. Also, it apparantly does not wish masturbation him whereas you think about girls. You one hopes that probably a homosexual does, and therefore you must date to black men. You not whacking extinguished to the image of a girl, and you will not trust sex with a white person. Therefore her mother cannot possibly be against to this plan. Him desire portions of luck in its search for decent a black man gay to share its love.

I am making a dance of the flamenco one in the cover of this page. For this, I have corrected my fixation.

I couldn't follow any of that.
Joysauce

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« Reply #8 on: 12-12-2004 19:40 »
 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
 And when you're dating someone it's always easy to imagine how perfect life would be with someone else, because that other person is only there to console you, he's not there enough to be the one pissing you off.
You are so right. I guess I'll forget about all those other guys I've been wondering about. VF, does Nix live just far enough away to console you or does he still piss you off anyway?
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« Reply #9 on: 12-12-2004 20:03 »
mint, don't worry about not understanding Australians, I can't understand Slackie sometimes, it's mad.
VelourFog

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« Reply #10 on: 12-12-2004 20:40 »
 
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Originally posted by Joysauce:
VF, does Nix live just far enough away to console you or does he still piss you off anyway?

Him living far away pisses me off.

The only nice thing about long distance relationships is that I don't have to get pissed off if he leaves dirty dishes in the sink, or doesn't put down the toilet seat, because I'm not there to see it. I always wanted to kill my old boy roommate for doing little stuff like that.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #11 on: 12-12-2004 21:43 »
 
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mint, don't worry about not understanding Australians, I can't understand Slackie sometimes, it's mad

Australians are awesome. We don't need your paltry English English, we've got Australianisms like "Chuck another prawn on the barbie" and other unused phrases!
Ben

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« Reply #12 on: 12-12-2004 22:03 »
Oh dear god...
winna

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« Reply #13 on: 12-12-2004 22:31 »
Yeah at first I couldn't see how longterm relationships could possibly work.... then I met marc and edel.....  you get the picture, crazy lovebirds  :D
Wooter

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« Reply #14 on: 12-12-2004 22:34 »
Unfortunately, the only way I know to get a girl involves being in grave peril, and grave peril doesn't happen ever day! So, if any of you could do me a favor, put a hit out on me and her, but find someone really incompetent to do it.
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #15 on: 12-12-2004 22:59 »
You could always save her from the top of her evil stepmothers castle. She's in the tallest tower.

I saw it in a movie. It works. Trust me.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #16 on: 12-12-2004 23:01 »
 
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Oh dear god...
What, like you've never chucked another prawn on the barbie. I bet you don't even own a cork hat.
Ben

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« Reply #17 on: 12-13-2004 00:15 »
I'm not very over-indulgent. I cook all my prawns the first time.
Mr.MastodonFarm

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« Reply #18 on: 12-13-2004 01:31 »
 
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I'm sorry if I missed anything, but what is your mother tongue?

I believe she's French.

 
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Him living far away pisses me off.

Hey, you could abandon your job/family and move to New Jersey with him, right? I hear property value in Salem County is still pretty cheap... and only minutes from Delaware, the home of tax-free shopping!
M0le

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« Reply #19 on: 12-13-2004 05:23 »
I think mint's mother language is Australian, but she lives in France with her French husband.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #20 on: 12-13-2004 05:30 »
 
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Originally posted by Ben:
I'm not very over-indulgent. I cook all my prawns the first time.
Ooooh, Mr. Fancy "I've got a huge barbecue!" Pants!

In truth, I find some English accents harder to understand than Aussies.
The first Cockney rhyming person I heard, I thought was a complete loon.
VelourFog

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« Reply #21 on: 12-13-2004 09:40 »
 
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Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
 Hey, you could abandon your job/family and move to New Jersey with him, right? I hear property value in Salem County is still pretty cheap... and only minutes from Delaware, the home of tax-free shopping!
I ddn't think it's physically possible to love someone enough to move to NJ. Plus he's at school in NY anyway, so I'd just end up partying with his parents.
Mr.MastodonFarm

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« Reply #22 on: 12-13-2004 09:47 »
...and with Masty! You'd still have Masty!

Also, I'd rather live in New Jersey than Virginia.  :p
Nixorbo

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« Reply #23 on: 12-13-2004 09:52 »
And I'd rather live in Virginia than Deep South Jersey.
Joysauce

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« Reply #24 on: 12-13-2004 11:22 »
 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
I ddn't think it's physically possible to love someone enough to move to NJ. Plus he's at school in NY anyway, so I'd just end up partying with his parents.
It is possible. Love will make you do things that you normally wouldn't do. Poor Nix isn't loved enough.
David A

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« Reply #25 on: 12-13-2004 12:12 »
 
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Originally posted by M0le:
I think mint's mother language is Australian,

I didn't realize that there was such a language, unless you meant one of the languages spoken by the Aboriginal people.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #26 on: 12-13-2004 12:20 »
There's an Australian dialect, certainly. But I'm sure you all knew that...

 
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mint, don't worry about not understanding Australians, I can't understand Slackie sometimes, it's mad.

Oi! I always take the the time to be coherent, even to you evil foreigners! And I resent the implication that I am in any way hard to understandiburble. You smug lichsik's, yovelling your tranted ulic's, always taken the time to fellicate us! Why, one day, oppelib foghij kelldor mafig horef! Ha ha!
VelourFog

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« Reply #27 on: 12-13-2004 17:40 »
 
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Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
...and with Masty! You'd still have Masty!

Also, I'd rather live in New Jersey than Virginia.   :p
So it's settled. I will move to NJ to be with MMF and Nix will move to Virginia to be with Jeff.


  :love:
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #28 on: 12-13-2004 17:49 »
« Last Edit on: 12-13-2004 17:49 »
 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
 ...Nix will move to Vagina to be with Jeff.  :love:

...

FIXED
Joysauce

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« Reply #29 on: 12-13-2004 18:37 »
Woohoo...threesome for me :flirt:!
Wooter

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« Reply #30 on: 12-13-2004 22:01 »
Well, I'm becoming a closer freind to her, so that's one step closer to getting in her heart. And in her pants!  :flirt:

Naw, I'm just kidding about the pants, not that I would refuse, mind you. She's seemed to be flirting with me a little lately, too. So that's always good.  :)
Joysauce

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« Reply #31 on: 12-13-2004 22:09 »
Tell her she should dump her stupid boyfriend and go out with. You are the better guy, right? Also, slow down on her pants. You get one little flirt and you get all excited. Settle, boy.
Wooter

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« Reply #32 on: 12-13-2004 22:13 »
I was just kidding, dammit. I just wanted the chance to use that emoticon.
Mr.MastodonFarm

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« Reply #33 on: 12-13-2004 23:04 »
A little early, young man. Wait until you've become as close as VF and I have... we're ready to elope, right?   :flirt:  ...I mean...   :love:
winna

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« Reply #34 on: 12-14-2004 01:59 »
Yeah, then when you get close to them and your penis shoots up and gets all sticky.... what was I talking about again?  :confused:
newhook_1

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« Reply #35 on: 12-14-2004 05:45 »
[Homer]"Mmmmmm.... Free goo."[/Homer]
M0le

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« Reply #36 on: 12-14-2004 05:51 »
 
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Originally posted by David A:
I didn't realize that there was such a language, unless you meant one of the languages spoken by the Aboriginal people.
I meant English, I just called it Australian in case anybody didn't figure what country she was originally from.
starone

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« Reply #37 on: 12-14-2004 11:14 »
Why are we talking about Australia? I wanna hear more frustrated members talk about their love lives.
bunnycat

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« Reply #38 on: 12-14-2004 11:42 »
Ugh...my love life is non-excistant. Ask me if I care, I'm getting some booty anyway.
SamuelXDiamond

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« Reply #39 on: 12-14-2004 14:10 »
I'm loving the fact that the rank of 'Delivery Boy' takes on unexpected connotations when applied to bunnycat.

Also: My relationship is still wonderful, so i've let down starone once again. Sorry. You want me to smack her around a bit for you?
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