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Gocad

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« Reply #560 on: 09-20-2005 12:37 »
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Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
PDS / Linke - (Partei des Demokratischen Sozialismus / Die Linke - Party of Democratic Socialism - The Left Party) - Yay, our post-communists. Scored an amazing 8.x% in this election and mostly because they simply complained. When actually governing, they are very close to the SPD (this happens on as state-scale rather often in eastern Germany), but they're a lot more polemic and in this election, their maingoal was to get everyone's votes who wanted to protest against something. Nobody will work with them anyway because right now, they're busy being themselves and feeling very smug about everything despite the fact that they don't really have any good plans. As of right now, they're just polemic.

Also known as "Make a wish" party.   :hmpf:

Which makes me wonder how people can vote for a party that basically has no real agenda, except for making it impossible for any other party to form a government.

"Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried." - Winston Churchill

So true, but at least it has some entertainment value...   :p


Teral

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« Reply #561 on: 09-20-2005 12:54 »
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Yeeesh, Germania. You need to make a decision on Schroeder and stick to it, not all this "we hate Schroeder, we love Schroeder, we hate Schroeder, we love Schroeder, we hate Schroeder, we love Schroeder..." crap.  :p

I'm a bit surprised. Looking from the outside, it should be the easiest thing in the world to oust Schroeder in a democracy. Unemployment is almost at an all-time high (at least when concerning peacetime), pessimism is rising, public spending out of control, national deficit will excede 3% for the 4th time in row this year, etc. Yet he managed to pull of a draw. A draw resulting in a very complicated political situation, exactly the thing Germany doesn't need at this point in time.

 
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Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
CDU - (Christliche Deutsche Union

I always assumed the D stood for Demokratische. Aren't the CDU referred to as the Christ-Demokraten?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #562 on: 09-20-2005 13:05 »

So, just to see if I've got it right...

CDU: 80's-era Republicans (minus Reaganomics).  Or 2000's era Republicans minus Reaganomics and religious zealotry.
SPD: Democrats
FDP: Libertarians
Grune: Green Party.  Or close enough, anyway.
Linke: Communists
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #563 on: 09-20-2005 13:06 »
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Originally posted by Teral:
I always assumed the D stood for Demokratische. Aren't the CDU referred to as the Christ-Demokraten?
Yes, they are and you are correct. This is what happens when I write crap like that right after waking up. Sorry, the mistake was correct in my post.

Also, the outcome is easily explained by one word: Fear.
Schröder simply made the CDU's reform program seems very scary, because it was indeed very radical.
And even if we are in shit so deep it starts flowing up our noses, we'll still get really scared about radical solutions that will be painful but might turn out to be good in the long run.

That said, I didn't agree with the CDU's concept on the whole, but at least they had a plan.

 
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
CDU: 80's-era Republicans (minus Reaganomics).  Or 2000's era Republicans minus Reaganomics and religious zealotry.
SPD: Democrats
FDP: Libertarians
Grune: Green Party.  Or close enough, anyway.
Linke: Communists
Not really. Reaganomics are too radical for Germany. The CDU still also believes in social market economy.
Libertarians are more radical than the FDP, most likely. And your Green party is full of hippies whereas our Green party cares about the enviroment, but got very positive mentions in the Financial Times Germany in the election 2002 (I haven't read FTD this year), they're economically not this left-wing.
And openly being a real communist party is impossible in Germany as it would require abolishing the system and planning this as a party is illegal over here. They're basically polemic socialist democrats.

Check Wikipedia for detailed informations about these parties.
Gocad

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« Reply #564 on: 09-20-2005 13:09 »
« Last Edit on: 09-20-2005 13:09 »

Indeed, CDU stands for: "Christlich Demokratische Union"

@Spiff:    :p

Damn, I wasn't fast enough.

I would rather say that the outcome of the election reflects the fact the voters don't believe that either side has an acceptable solution (ie one that wouldn't hurt their interests) for the current problems in Germany.

But what has become clear in the aftermath of the elections is (that's how I see it) that Schröder doesn't really care about issues or real problems, but only about staying in power.  :hmpf:
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #565 on: 09-20-2005 13:11 »



Correct me if I'm wrong Spiff:

 
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
So, just to see if I've got it right...

CDU: 80's-era Republicans (minus Reaganomics).  Or 2000's era Republicans minus Reaganomics and religious zealotry.
SPD: Democrats
FDP: Libertarians
Grune: Green Party.  Or close enough, anyway.
Linke: Communists

FDP: classic liberals, not so much libertarian
CDU: christian democrats. Contrary to US republicans they are predominantly Roman catholics instead of protestants and they are more social-democratic.
Archie2K

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« Reply #566 on: 09-20-2005 13:13 »

In British terms;

CDU = Thatcher Conservatives
SPD = Major or Blair Conservatives
FDP = Libertarians (no real equivalent)
Greens = Greens but with more reasonable economic policies
Linke = Socialist Workers Party
APPD = Pogo-Anarchists  :D
Die Partei = Rebuild the Wall party  :p
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #567 on: 09-20-2005 13:20 »

Die Partei got ~10000 votes in this election. I find this very amusing.
And I hereby encourage everyone to watch the official APPD TV spot. You don't need to speak German to understand it and yes, this was aired. Download it here! Now!
Ben

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« Reply #568 on: 09-20-2005 13:22 »

Good old proportional representation. A party for every colour in the rainbow.

Anyhow, keep discussing things people... yes.. one day this thread will reach 20 pages, and it will be time to open 'DaveMason runs the country - Politics regurgitated'...
Gocad

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« Reply #569 on: 09-20-2005 13:30 »

 
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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:Correct me if I'm wrong Spiff:

CDU: christian democrats. Contrary to US republicans they are predominantly Roman catholics instead of protestants and they are more social-democratic.

I hope you don't mind if I do.

One should not be confused by the "C" in their name. Their ties to the catholic church are very loose, if not to say not existent.

And IIRC Angela Merkel is a protestant anyway.  ;)

Germany has not only an East-West division, but also a North-South (basically Bavaria) division.
Archie2K

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« Reply #570 on: 10-28-2005 06:01 »

Can't find the "Which country is going to be bombed next?" thread, I think it may have been purged within the last crash.

Anyway I can exclusively reveal that it seems likely that the next military intervention will be against France, no wait, sorry, Iran or Syria.

Syria is accused by the US of supplying terrorists and training to Iraqis attacking US forces, and this week a highly critical report came out accusing Syria of being involved with the assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri. The US has already told Syria to stop meddling with Lebanese affairs and has strongly hinted that it wants regime change. The UK and France would like to sort things through diplomacy first and China and Russia would probably oppose any kind of UN Resolution that would lead to an invasion of Damascus.

Iran, after the election of lunatic President Ahmadinejad, yesterday vowed to wipe Israel off the map, they have also pursued nuclear technology that they claim is for power generation but the west think could be used for covert weapons technology or supplying nuclear material for a dirty bomb to terrorists. The UK has accused Iran of training rebels in Basrah and yesterday Mr Blair gave a rousing speech in which he said that if Iran continues to pursue nuclear technology with such an attitude to another country, they may be forced to take action.

I have my own thoughts, but what about everyone else?
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« Reply #571 on: 10-28-2005 07:31 »

No way it will be syria, all the hype has been around Iran. But With the public as cynical as it is after having been spurrned over Iraq There will need to be some spectacular catalyst to get the next war going, so syria could still be in the running.
Teral

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« Reply #572 on: 10-28-2005 07:46 »

Since Russia has heavily criticized the statements by the Iranian president. and been pretty silent on the Syrian thing, I think Iran is the odds-on favorite. Good for them!
Archie2K

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« Reply #573 on: 10-28-2005 11:03 »

The thing that might swing it towards Syria is that the accusations about meddling in Lebanon came from a UN report whereas the accusations against Iran are pretty much from the US and UK saying "They're building nukes OMG!!1!!!11" which under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty and IAEA inspections is not valid reason for regime change. Of course given the efficiency of the UN Security Council, they are entirely impotent to take action in either country as someone will doubtless veto any kind of resolution. This is the group that can't take action in Sudan because China want to look after their oil interests even if it leads to greater genocide in Darfur.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #574 on: 11-25-2005 20:59 »
« Last Edit on: 11-25-2005 20:59 »

*Ye Olde Bumpe*

What's everybody's opinion on all the recent Bush news? Personally, I think Bush needs to be getten rid of. I don't know how he won the '04 Election. Oh wait, he was facing John Kerry. But still, even if we get rid of Bush, we get Cheney, which isn't much better. After him is this guy:

And after him is a Senator from Alaska.
Ben

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« Reply #575 on: 11-25-2005 21:06 »
« Last Edit on: 11-25-2005 21:06 »

Well, his current unpopularity may be a hindrance to Republican candidates in the upcoming mid-terms, but I can't see the current strain of anger carrying over to affect Jeb's chances in 2008, unless the current administration gets even more unpopular - perhaps if they fuck up the inevitable withdrawal from Iraq and continue to mismanage the economy.
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #576 on: 11-26-2005 02:24 »

So...any bids for the Republican nom in '08?  We've got Jebediah, Giuliani, Pataki, McCain...whom else?  Perhaps I'm being optimistic with those last three, as two of them aren't actually Republicans, and the last is at least competent.

I don't even want to think about the Democrat ticket.  I've just about given up hope of anyone decent emerging.
Ben

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« Reply #577 on: 11-26-2005 02:37 »

I don't think they'll bother changing the law for Arh-nold now he's suddenly become deeply unpopular.

Giuliani isn't actually that bad, so it's unlikely he'll get nominated. McCain's too much of a careerist.

I actually have no idea about any possible Democratic nominations, apart form Hillary - but there seems to be a passionate movement against her in the US.

I think her popularity outside of the States is mainly due to some sort of subconscious yearning on the part of non-Americans for a return something resembling Bill's administration.
Col. Klink

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« Reply #578 on: 11-26-2005 02:43 »

I'm still hoping for a Battle of the feministas.

Hillary against Rice.
Archie2K

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« Reply #579 on: 11-26-2005 04:38 »

Interestingly, here is a CNN run down of the approval ratings of various presidents at their lowest point.

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[/url]-Truman: 22% mid-February, 1952

-Eisenhower: 49% mid-July, 1960

-Kennedy: 56% mid-September, 1963

-Johnson: 35% early August, 1968

-Nixon: 24% mid-July, 1974, and early August, 1974

-Ford: 37% early January, 1975, and late March, 1975

-Carter: 28% late June, 1979

-Reagan: 35% late January, 1983

-George H.W. Bush: 29% late July, 1992

-Clinton: 37% early June, 1993

-George W. Bush: 37%* mid-November, 2005

* to date

So whilst Bush may be at an all time popularity low, Reagen managed to win another election from a lower point.

The Republicans have managed to do a fair amount to give the Democrats a shot at victory in 2008, but it depends a lot more on the campaign that is run. If the Democratic nominee is seen as a divisive figure and weak on defence then they will seriously hurt their chances. The number of people who in 04 said "I don't think Kerry could do a better job in the War on Terror, even though I voted for him" or "I voted Bush because I still think he's stronger on defence".

As for Bush's low figures, I'm outraged by the Katrina response, but then I wouldn't vote for him anyway, so my opinion counts not.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #580 on: 11-26-2005 11:13 »

Col.- I don't want another Clinton in the White House and I don't want Rice either. I'd rather have Clinton, though.

Al Gore and Dick Cheney will be forced run against eachother, although neither wants to be President. Or maybe Jesse Ventura will become President.

Who knows, Bush might do something even stupider than what he's already done and get impeached.
Jicannon

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« Reply #581 on: 11-26-2005 11:40 »

 
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-Kennedy: 56% mid-September, 1963
Was that before or after he got shot?
Because I sure didn't approve of him dying.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #582 on: 11-26-2005 11:58 »

Kennedy died November 22, 1963, so that was before he was shot.
bankrupt

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« Reply #583 on: 11-27-2005 00:13 »

 
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
So...any bids for the Republican nom in '08?  We've got Jebediah, Giuliani, Pataki, McCain...whom else?  Perhaps I'm being optimistic with those last three, as two of them aren't actually Republicans, and the last is at least competent.


Don't forget about Bill "I'm a doctor" Frist!

cujoe169
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« Reply #584 on: 11-27-2005 00:21 »

well hilary might run under a republican banner, eek... a woman candidate... straight, and republican??? HIDE THE CHILDREN
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #585 on: 11-27-2005 16:01 »

Hillary under a Republican party? Hell. No.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #586 on: 11-27-2005 16:03 »

 
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Originally posted by cujoe169:
well hilary might run under a republican banner, eek... a woman candidate... straight, and republican??? HIDE THE CHILDREN

Yeah, Jesse Ventura's definitely going to be president. Wonder who his vice president would be...
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #587 on: 11-27-2005 16:32 »

cujoe: what possible reasoning can you have behind that claim?
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« Reply #588 on: 12-05-2005 20:26 »

i dont hate hillary clinton cause shes a chick. i hate her cause shes a bitch
im voting for al gore if he runs
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #589 on: 12-05-2005 20:27 »
« Last Edit on: 12-05-2005 20:27 »

Al Gore's not going to run. He already said that. He's running a TV network now, called Current. It's a news network like CNN and the such, but aimed at the college age group. Though, I as well would like him as President. I'd like him much more than Bush.
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #590 on: 12-06-2005 10:52 »

Tell me about this McCain character I heard of.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #591 on: 12-06-2005 11:45 »

He's a left-leaning republican senator from Arizona. He ran against Bush in the 2000 Republican Primaries but lost.

He's definitely one of the most tolerable Republican politicians, I wouldnt mind him as president...
Crash_7

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« Reply #592 on: 12-06-2005 12:36 »

I don't mind McCain.  I was a bit disappointed in him in the last election, though.  I don't see how he could bring himself to support Bush (even half-heartedly) after the way he was treated in those 2000 primaries. 
bankrupt

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« Reply #593 on: 12-06-2005 12:41 »

He is more tolerable than your average Republican, at least as far as other possible Repulican candidates for pres. go.  The main problem I have with him is that he fully supports Bush's invasion of Iraq, not just as a loyal Republican, but he actually thinks it was a good idea.  I think anyone who believes nation building is a solution to terrorism and other middle eastern troubles has a few screws loose.  I won't vote for neocons espousing those ideals.
Archie2K

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« Reply #594 on: 12-06-2005 13:36 »

He has also royally pissed off the current administration by trying to pass a low that would make using torture illegal. The administration tied them selves in knots trying to argue with it.
"We just want the CIA exempt"
"Why, so it's OK for the CIA to use torture"
"No, we don't use torture, we just want to be able to threaten to use torture"
"But you just said you don't torture"
"But we need to be able to threaten to use torture"
"But you just said..."

And so on. McCain was captured whilst serving in Vietnam and subjected to torture, so it isn't much of a surprise that he opposes it. Nevertheless he sounds like a clas act.
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #595 on: 12-08-2005 14:21 »

Mahmud Ahmadinedjad, you're a fucking genius.

Seriously, someone give this man a Nobel prize, I haven't seen this kind of condensed political wisdom in a long time.
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« Reply #596 on: 12-08-2005 14:25 »

 :laff:

You have no idea how long I laughed...
Archie2K

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« Reply #597 on: 12-08-2005 15:45 »

Oh man, I love that guy.
Ben

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« Reply #598 on: 12-08-2005 21:03 »
« Last Edit on: 12-08-2005 21:03 »

*Israeli leaders slap foreheads*

"why didn't we think of that? It's so obvious.."
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #599 on: 12-08-2005 21:07 »

To introduce an idea from Gods Debris:
If you remove a layer a few inches think of soil from a holy land, is the land still holy?

What about digging up several hundred metres of the soil? How far down does "holy" go?   :p
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