I don't think our discussion of the NYC trip was finished when we hit page 20 of the last thread.

For example, Pitt and I never explained the business of his being a shoulder-launched breast-seeking missile. It involves his leaping onto my back at the hotel, my grabbing his ass and leaning forward and launching him over my head. By the time I'd straightened back up, he was planted face-first in Jesse's breasticle. Pitt, you still owe me $10 for that.

Also good was my instruction in the ways of back massage, issued to Evan and Jesse. Next year, Jesse is massaging MY back. Cause I said so. Else I'll find that shoulder muscle that makes her spasm when it's given a little pressure.

the Peelympics were held in the hotel room, as usual. Jeff won the indian arm wrestling contest, though Ben was a close contender. I too home the standard arm-wrestling prize again, and Ben was the bed-wrestling champion.

Nix wandered around nyc with a skanky broken hobo-umbrella hanging off his backpack about 70% of the time. The bumbrella also did a small amount of time hanging off Jesse's coat. Finally we abandoned it and left it to its fate in a subway station.

Wandering around NYC with Pitt and Jesse and Evan was fun. Evan had been given directions by VF on how to reach the subway station and return to Jersey City. We're still not sure if it was her directions or Evan's memory that was at fault, but we eventually had to pay a cabbie $6 to take us to the WTC station so we could get back to where we were supposed to be.

When Nix and Evan and Ben came to the hotel room after being picked up at the airport by VF, we had a tray ready for them that said "We missed you, Greg and Ben!". The reason for that is that they were all trying to be sneaky and make me think Evan was the only one who was flying in, and that Nix and Ben weren't coming. Too bad VF sucks at being sneaky. Anyhow, the point is Ben licked the toothpaste off the tray. The Jersey City hotel tray that had been sitting on the counter and probably had semen sloshed on it or something.

Finally - let's talk next year. August was mentioned a few times as a possible goal to shoot for.

August is my birthday.  The entire month.  Lets go for some time warm!

You could legally do that when we go to Burp Castle again.  As a side note, I'm almost out of yogurt candy...

I didn't know that Pitt was going to be at Peelcon.  Now I wish that I had been able to go (more so than I already did, that is).

Ah, well.  Maybe next year.

Nix called you guys with revised walking-to-the-PATH directions but Ben just wanted to ask where his lost bag was and then hung up on us.

The reason why Mark knew Ben was coming was because he was going through my bag to try to fondle my underwear. True story.

1) August in NYC will be fricking hot. Like humid and sweaty and gross. Plus we tried for Aug this year and everyone was like, "I'll be on vacation/back in college then!"

2) No matter what (even if Mellllll's coming) I'm not in charge, I'm not planning, booking, or telling anyone how to navigate an airport, cell phone list, or hotel bed.

August is JBERGES' birthday also, but I would have to agree with Velour Fog: August sucks in the city, and it would be hard to coordinate due to vacation and school starting.  April is really quite a nice time of year    Though, it's fairly soon.

I'd be up for October... but then again, I'd still have to drive (or fly) in.... 

what about some early summer action? like when college kids are out of school and really young people are still in school and thus unable to attend....

did I say that out loud?

how often can you rich people afford to fly in to NYC?

I don't care month it's held in, I just hope I'll be on the east coast next year, so I can come.

April's when I turn 18, so from then on would be good. I'd prefer it to be over a vacation weekend rather than just a regular weekend since I don't really want to have to go to New York City and then to school again on Monday. June sounds good as well.

[sarcasm]College? That's just a front for adults to smuggle drugs into the country[/sarcasm]

I can live life better now, knowing that Lampy thinks I'm a cool guy. 

 

Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
I have to give credit to Eggs though...he flew across the country to meet you guys. Twice.

I actually probably wouldn't have been able to go to the PEELathon that just happened because I was so freaking busy this weekend. But I was too busy being a dick then. I want that to change. I want to stop being that asshole who says "Hell no, I won't go" and get my ass into the social ring. My composure(and level of mental balance) needs it.

So, back to the topic at hand, how far did you ride from?

I'm actually impressed by that, Lampy. Maybe if you keep that up we won't murder you.

I drove 4+ hours to pick up Jesse, then an hour and a half (not counting traffic) to the hotel. Then I wasted an hour picking up ungrateful stupid boys at the airport that's only 10 minutes away.

And eggs deserves no credit! He was only in NJ because he was staying with family on his way to Europe to see more family.

Did you guys talk about how much you hate me too? Or was it more like:
"Boy, I sure am indifferent to that Newhook! He can goto purgatory for all I care."

If there's one in the Summer, and I have some money, I'll go for sure, and I'll tie breakfast food to my head and walk around NY for fun and entertainment. I wish the US would just envolpe Canada and get it over with so I wouldn't have to go through customs, though. Those guys scare the shit out of me.

On Thanksgiving weekend, I'll be in Florida, so that's a no go for me.

Christmas vacation would actually be pretty cool though.

Addition: Newhook's another crazy bastard I'd like to meet. Imported humans are cool.

awww. i would love to come to a peel con, but i'm broke and live way down south. 

Sorry, but I'm going to Orlando, not south Florida this time. You should have hit me up two years ago if you wanted a south Florida one.

Pfft, Can't Venus walk to NY?  She could get there around summer if she sets off now.

Why settle for mini when you can have something bigger?  Bigger, I tell you!

Yea, Florida sounds like a better place to have a Peelcon, but thats just me...