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Zmithy
Professor
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1. Aminal, with that spelling 2. Sixth (its a bitch to pronounce) 3. A nice voice 4. Smoking 5. Bubble wrap popping 6. School bells 7. Bugger 8. Acrobat 9. Builder, especially road builder, how much tar can those guys breathe in? 10. Erm, "come inside" I guess...
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Mango
Starship Captain
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1. "Dude" 2. "Saliva" 3. Presents! 4. Yelling 5. Purring Kittens 6. Stomping Upstairs 7. "Stupid-Head" (it counts, okay?) 8. Fairy Princess. Duuuuuuuh. 9. Garbage Man. 'Cause I don't like garbage and I'm not a man! 10. "You win!"
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Guineapig Trick
Professor
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1. What is your favourite word? "defecated" 2. What is your least favourite word? "gay"-used in the new cool hip fashion as in "dude, that was so stupid, it was gay" 3. What turns you on? Sadly, girls crying/being sad. 4. What turns you off? Girls wearing clothes/non-revealing clothes, also, your face. 5. What sound do you love? The sound of a girl moaning, put the pieces together. 6. What sound do you hate? The cold sound of "emo" music. 7. What is your favourite curse word? Bastard. 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Bounty Hunter. 9. What profession would you not like to participate in? My current profession, student. 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Too full, but here's your ticket to Hell."
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #11 on: 11-12-2004 22:18 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 22:18 »
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1. It changes a lot, but right now, my favourite word is douche. Simply because it's actually a pretty obscure word in Australia. 2. Not really a word, but the sound that they make in The Simpsons when they're nervous and they pull on their collars. God, that pisses me off. 3. Women. 4. Men. 5. The sound of a dying girrafe. 6. The default Windows Start-up sound. 7. Twat... british pronounciation, not American. 8. Playboy photographer. 9. Playgirl photographer. 10. GOD: Guess what? ME: What? GOD: Flundo. And, with this post, I am now a Liquid Emperor. Oh yeah!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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1. "Crap" 2. "Utilized" we have a much less archaic word: "Used" 3. I don't know, sexy stuff? 4. Unsexy stuff? 5. All brass instruments but especially trombones. 6. "BEEeerooong!" The sound the CAD computer makes when I have work to do. 7. See #1. Of course, I do like saying, "This is my ass. You may kiss it at your leisure," or the Peter Griffin classic, "You can kiss the fattest part of my ass." 8. President maybe. 9. Firefighter Anything involving boats. 10. I imagine the conversation would go like this... God: Who are you? Me: DrThunder. God: I'm sorry, you're name isn't on the list. Me: What? Why not? God: I think you forgot the Eleventh Commandment: though shalt not be a jackass. Me: That's not a Commandment. God: It is now, boy-ee. Me: Oh, you can kiss the fattest part of my ass. God: I'm sorry, but you're not getting in. Me: Go to Hell, God. (God falls into the Pit) Hmmmm... (Spends eternity impatiently waiting for God to get back)
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ghoulishmoose
Urban Legend
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1. What is your favourite word?Chrysanthemum 2. What is your least favourite word?Ice caps and mask 3. What turns you on?*Ahem* Not for the board 4. What turns you off?Smoking and uncleanliness 5. What sound do you love?Rain and high pitched wind chimes 6. What sound do you hate?The sound of a brush outside on the pavement. 7. What is your favourite curse word?Fuck 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?Photographer...or cake tester 9. What profession would you not like to participate in?Anything to do with trash and/or cleaning up after other people. Anything that involves dirt and uncleanliness basically. 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?Well, you lasted a lot longer than I thought you would kiddo, come on in...
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Y_L_B
Professor
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« Reply #17 on: 11-13-2004 09:54 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2004 09:54 »
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1. Hausmann. What an awesome word. I love writing it, saying it, typing it... I do so whenever I get the chance. 2. FuckingDykeFag. (Yes, all one word.) Goddamnit, the next idiot to call me one gets my boot up their chiminey and a bic clicky pen shoved through their skull. Moist towelette is a close second. 3. Not acting a certain way just because somebody, like that bastard society, tells you to. Except for gothics. They blow. 4. A lot of things. Particularly belittling others just to make yourself feel better. 5. The Sea, City noise, Canaries. 6. Baggy Pants noise... It's kind of like a "fwish". It makes me want to rip some kid's stomach out with my bare hands then throw it at the person wearing said pants. 7. Bastard. Especially when used in a combination with several other curse words. 8. I wanna be an airliner pilot! Wheee! And I'd be all "Roooonmmm! ROOOOOOOOOONNMMM! FSSHHHHHH! Prooo! Uh... Please fasten your seatbelts. CRRRRRRSSSHHHHH!! BOOOM!" 9. I would never want to be a teacher. To be in a room with a whole bunch of stupid kids all day... What joy. 10. "Eh, wha? Oh, sure, come on in. Would you like an infinite cheese wheel?"
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Zoidberg227
Space Pope
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1. What is your favourite word? Dammit, Ben, I was going to pick "indubitably" (sort of as a shoutout to my best friend). I like "obsequious" too. And the made up word "uninanonynymity" (I think I spelled that right), a la Jim Carey. 2. What is your least favourite word? I dunno. More what bugs me is when people over-pronounce words, mess up the accents, or whatever. Ask later. 3. What turns you on? Coyness, being bold without going over the top, eyes, intelligence, an open mind, willingness to try new things. 4. What turns you off? Bitchiness, too sweet/too evil, unwilling to be any any of the latter three items in number 3, smoking, drinking to excess. 5. What sound do you love? Rain, thunder, wind, snow underfoot, nature (birds, wind in the trees, waterfalls, streams, etc), city noises (sometimes), a full symphony orchestra. 6. What sound do you hate? Screeching. 7. What is your favourite curse word? I've been partial to "douche" lately ... don't know why. 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I'd say smokejumping, but that's still technically firefighting. Stunt pilot. I'd love to soar through the clouds and low over the ground, performing maneuvers that would cause the ordinary human to coat the inside of the cocpit with vomit. Or, perhaps, a professional roller coaster rider. 9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Doc. T., you're just trying to tweak my nipples here, aren't you? Well, I'd hate to be a dispatcher ... although more intolerable would be going back to retail again. Ugh... 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? God: Welcome. You'll be assigned to Engine 33 ... one of the busiest. Me: There are fires in Heaven? God: Nah, we send a few engine companies down to Hell every week and put it out, just to tweak Satan's nipples. Me: Cool. Or something like that ... shut up.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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1. What is your favourite word?
Vulva
2. What is your least favourite word?
Volvo
3. What turns you on?
Sexy veluptuous women.
4. What turns you off?
Lack of intelligence.
5. What sound do you love?
Crunchy guitars, and the "click" of bass-drum through PA.
6. What sound do you hate?
Nagging.
7. What is your favourite curse word?
Bollocks.
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Musician, I only do it as a hobby. Be nice to be paid for it.
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Any which meant I would be outdoors in winter.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You've come to the wrong place.
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germanfryfan
The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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- What is your favourite word?
perhaps it is "beef", or is it "indeed"? For some reason I never made a list of my favourite words.
- What is your least favourite word?
Neither have I made a list of my least favorite ones. The word is probably ... I can't think of one.
- What turns you on?
intelligence, a friendly kind, of course beauty, though the other two are more important.
- What turns you off?
intollerance, hate, inacceptance, pugnaciousness
- What sound do you love?
The synphony of a Porsche 911 Turbo 6 Cylinder Turbo-Motor And the complete opposite: the peaceful sounds of a forest.
- What sound do you hate?
the scratch of a fingernail over a chalkboard.
- What is your favourite curse word?
Me? Cursing?
- What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
A Traindriver or pilot. For some reason I like to travel, no matter where it takes me.
- What profession would you not like to participate in?
Baker. Getting up at 4am, standing in front of a hot oven in a with flour dusted bakery, just to get the bread ready until 7am. Also any kind of soldier, or army worker.
- If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
it (whatever god is) - "What are yo doing here?" me "May I ask you the same question?"
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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1. What is your favourite word? juli 2. What is your least favourite word? Retards and any racist words 3. What turns you on? Guys that are funny and can make me laugh. I like guys that are good looking and smart. 4. What turns you off? Guy who think that thy all that and treat woman like their slaves. Lazy slobs 5. What sound do you love? Really good music 6. What sound do you hate? Crap music 7. What is your favourite curse word? fuck 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? To make people like me more. 9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Working in McDonalds 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome Juliet -----------------
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by mint: 1. What is your favourite word? 2. What is your least favourite word? 3. What turns you on? 4. What turns you off? 5. What sound do you love? 6. What sound do you hate? 7. What is your favourite curse word? 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? 9. What profession would you not like to participate in? 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
1. Mulatto 2. Shizzle 3. Videogame Rumble Packs 4. Xboxes 5. A 12-string guitar 6. The scraper the dentist uses. 7. Meecrob 8. World Leader 9. Talk Show host 10. "Oh god."
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