TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
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« on: 11-11-2004 11:54 »
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We, the people of Peel, find ourselves with a great responsibility. We are gathered in this thread for one prupose: to select which evil overlord we will grant the world to. Voting will commence at the time of this poll's posting, and will cease shortly after I get back from the NYC Peelcon. At that time, if there is a tie or the race is within one or two votes, I will arbitrarily declare a winner. So try not to cause ties for the sake of ties, all you'll be doing is putting the decision in my grubby little hands In order of appearance in the campaign thread, here are our nominees - 1 - Tallywhacker, whose campaign includes points such as mandatory free love, a world without pants, and if he has his way, "the streets will run with semen!" 2 - Guineapig Trick and JBERGES wish to rule the world side by side, hand in hand. GPT will be a puppet, making speeches while Jberges runs the show from backstage. They have not declared what titles they want, but we can assume GPT still wants to be known as Supreme Jesus, the title he was campaigning for before allying with berges. 3 - The TNUK-O-Rama-Incident Party is an alliance of TNUK, Nerd-o-rama, and the Lampster. TNUK is a controlling madman, Lampy is some kind of a bastard, and Nerd-O-Rama is their strategist. 4 - M0le aspires to be the Gravy Boat Overlord. He shows excellent smear campaign skills and is responsible for GPT's nickname - "no penis". Wants to see the world's population fed on vegetarians. 5 - Nasty Pasty wishes to invade the USA for the hell of it, and the frozen food aisle in order to plunder their frozen cookie dough. His running mate is 3Whoop, who plots to create a Mexican Butt Sex colony presided over by Nurdbot. 6 - Mango's Bunnies For Everyone campaign is controversial but a definite departure from standard Evil Overlordship. Is it time for a change? Ice cream and lemonade and ponies are important to this candidate. 7 - Nixorbo is another puppetmaster-style Overlord. He wields html, promises free high speed internet to the world, and will most likely arm his special forces with razor-edged frisbees. "Vote Nix. Or else." Plans to nuke the world into oblivion upon his death. 8 - The Names Nick is running on a campaign of moderate oppression, anti-socialism, numerous televised deathmatches, and turning DrThunder into Robocop. 9 - The AUMCAP, consisting of Alex Vilagosh and Mikey and SJM, wishes to acquire New Zealand, and unacquire Tasmania. Will most likely have the empire's anthem be "I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo, me best mate's name is Robbo". 10 - I, TMC, court the position of ultimate power, God-King of the World. I want to restructure society so civilization only exists within my walled cities. France is to be invaded twice yearly and made to surrender, on principle. A liederhosen-wearing [-Marc-] will lead Germany's forces. I will be capricious, vicious, and crafty. I will leave the world standing for the next evil overlord, and preside over the world in my orbiting mausoleum at the end of my days. Several candidates were eliminated in the interests of narrowing the field down to 10 poll choices. Most of those eliminated never bothered to answer questions fully outlining their policies, and the rest wouldn't have won anyhow. Let the madness BEGIN!
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Yay corruption!
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Idan_Aharoni
Professor
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I voted GPT and JBerges. They seem the sanest choice of them all.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Yes! The voting begins!
Go me!
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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« Reply #14 on: 11-11-2004 14:09 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 00:00 »
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I would like to thank my associates, Zed 85 and Daniela for the excellent artwork they contributed to our campaign. I would also like to reiterate my contribution to The TNUK-o-ramaIncident Party's plans: The Rise to Ascension, or Nerd-o-rama's 12 step plan to Conquering Earth (without really trying): 1) Graduate from college with a BSCS. 2) Get a job with Microsoft while I'm in graduate school, to learn the ways of evil firsthand. 3) Get a doctorate and/or a business degree. I think doctorate, because if anyone is going to know about my evil overlordship, I might as well be "Dr. Nerd-o-rama." 4) Start my own software design firm with venture capital bilked from my rich shuyster roommate. 5) Sue Microsoft for all it's worth with my rich shuyster roommate. 6) Gain a monopoly over government networking/software needs by actually selling them decent stuff at reasonable prices instead of the shitty, overpriced 80's era crap they have now. Either that or sell shitty, overpriced 80's era crap to North Korea, but that's a different plan. 7) Use my various backdoors in the government's software to gain incriminating evidence against our leaders. This and some cash will get me anything I want in Washington. 8) Assassinate rich shuyster roommate. He knows too much. 9) Use the vast profits from other sectors of my business (I'm thinking Game Development, mostly) to buy out major media outlets. 10) Use my influence over America's leaders to begin an all-out military offensive against the other powers in the world. Many will die, but people will still support the war because my news networks tell them too. Any dissident Bloggers will be rounded up by the Department of Homeland Security. 11) Eventually, America will emerge victorious, because no other country will be secretly ruled by an inhuman tyrant who cares nothing for the lives of his soldiers. Except North Korea, but they suck. 12) I am now Overlord of Earth. I shall split th actual work with TNUK and Lampy, since aside from government control of all industry and agriculture (and the revival of numerous science fiction series,) there's not that much I want done. Oh, and the nuking of the state of Texas. No fuss, no muss, no one knows that I'm actually running things. I (and TNUK and Lampy, of course) run America from behind the scenes, America runs the world from in front of the scenes, and so on. People can get on with their lives as well as they want ------------------ Vote for TheTNUK-o-ramaIncident Party!
Since we're planning on taking over by corruption and force eventually anyway, you might as well support us so you don't get defenestrated when we do.
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Wow, NastyPasty and 3whoop have taken an early lead. I'll have to order my forces to set up a bear pit in NYC so I can arrange an accident for them on Saturday.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Assasination attempts will get you nowhere TMC.
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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They're not supposed to. They're only supposed to get YOU somewhere - into a pit full of irritated bears
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catindisguise
Screamy
Liquid Emperor
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Well... I do like Mango's policy of bunnys and generally fluffy things for all... but....I also like the violence inspired by the TNUK-o-ramaincident party and their policy of destruction against anything that they don't like. This party is also a wise choice for sustained Monty Python quoting over a long period of time. I also give this party an honourable mention so they don't hunt me down when they really are in power... I'm not voting Nasty Pasty and 3whoop, anyone who puts Nurdbot in the same sentence as buttsex must be seriously disturbed... AUMCAP sounds like a wise choice for anyone called Bruce or Shelia, and I think that beer would be more readily available under this party.... but....I'm going to have to go with the Gravy Boat Overlord. No one can beat his policy on vegetarians. Go m0le! *waves m0le flag*
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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Vote for us! Our platforms are vaguely realistic! Total and Lampy, post and help us out, dammit! I'm a moderate socialist, that means free money! TNUK is smarter than all of us! Or so he claimed shortly before he got banned. That reminds me, two of us have been banned! How can you not vote for such badasses? Lampy needs self-confidence! He's crying out for help! Also, he'll fucking kill us all if we lose!
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Mango
Starship Captain
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« Reply #24 on: 11-11-2004 19:12 »
« Last Edit on: 11-11-2004 19:12 »
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P.S. Tweek and Evan, I <3 You
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Tweek: I voted for Mango, clearly the only wonderful person on the list yeah because I'm not on there...clearly wtf...this is an outrage...its the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me!
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Dammit, I'm like the Marx Brother who never spoke!
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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Check this out! And why are you all voting for Nasty? He's going to blow up America (we're just going to blow up anywhere that opposes us) and DESTROY ALL THE XBOXES! Do you really want to live in a world where you can never play Halo 2? Where only the welathy L337 can properly enjoy Knights of the Old Republic? I didn't think so. Vote for TheTNUK-o-ramaIncident Party, and not only will there be free XBoxes for everyone, but I'll force Microsoft to develop more than 4 decent games for it. Oh, and don't say "I'm voting for Whoop^3 'cause he's hilarious." Hilarious though Whoop^3 may be, he's just Nasty's pawn. And Nasty wants to destroy PEEL itself. So vote for us.
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #34 on: 11-11-2004 22:20 »
« Last Edit on: 11-11-2004 22:20 by totalnerduk »
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You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Here are the top ten reasons to vote TheTNUK-o-ramaIncidentParty into absolute power: 1). I hereby pledge to wipe out utterly absolutely anything that stands in the way of PEEL, and PEELing. 2). I hereby pledge to make the day of our inaugaration an international holiday. It will (for that one day only, every year) be permissible to burn the leaders of TheTNUK-o-ramaIncidentParty in effigy. In fact, we may well make it mandatory for no reason. 3). The free sex on the International Health Service. Didn't anybody read that post? 4). I'll hunt down and kill with my bare hands the person responsible for "lol". Lol! 5). Everybody gets broadband. Downloading things instead of paying for them will not just be encouraged. It will be compulsory, in order to stop companies from making too much money. The government will instead pay artists an annual salary. 6). I'll make porn an optional subject in high schools. 7). I'll have surgery to reduce my hideousness to an acceptable level. 8). I'll also have surgery performed on other hideous people in order to make society a little more easy on the eye. 9). The eradication of poodles will take us one step closer to the world of Futurama. 10). I'll stop hitting my grandma in the face. Honestly. I'll be far too busy doing other things. There you have it. I'll bet some of you wish that you could re-cast your vote now...
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Woah. We have a nice sized lead.
And don't worry Halofans. IT will be available on PC, PS2, and GC for everyone to enjoy.
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
DOOP Secretary
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just like in life, i'm abstaining.
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winna
Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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I have to go with the TNUK-O-Rama-Incident party... I mean at least they have a platform that appeals to me, the working man. Runners up would have been Nix or TMC (why the hell didn't they team up anyways? Oh well a split vote is a good vote for TNUK-O-Rama-Incident). I could see myself voting M0le too, but I'm not. Also whenever we have a Magical Fairy Princess poll, Mango is way up there on consideration. And who the hell would vote for nasty and whoop? No one, that's who (everyone who voted for them is officially no one... it's true)
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