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PEE Poll: Corrupt Despot: The Reckoning
Tallywhacker - Glorious Helmeted Lord   -1 (1.6%)
GPT and Jberges   -5 (8.1%)
TNUK-O-Rama-Incident Party   -19 (30.6%)
Mole - Gravy Boat Overlord   -4 (6.5%)
NastyPasty and 3Whoop   -23 (37.1%)
Mango - Magical Fairy Princess   -5 (8.1%)
Nixorbo   -3 (4.8%)
TheNames Nick   -1 (1.6%)
AUMCAP   -0 (0%)
TMC - God-King of the World   -1 (1.6%)
Total Members Voted: 62

TheMadCapper

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« Reply #40 on: 11-12-2004 00:29 »

I thought Nasty and 3whoop had a pretty weak platform, really... We'd all like to see Nurdbot presiding over a Mexican Butt Sex colony, but is that enough to choose evil overlords on? I say no. These two are unimpressive specimens with little in the way of diabolical plots or a clear idea of how the world is to be run. Tsk tsk. At least TNUKoramaincident has been approaching this with some sweeping reforms to enact, a little gusto.
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #41 on: 11-12-2004 00:32 »

 
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
And don't worry Halofans. IT will be available on PC, PS2, and GC for everyone to enjoy.

Lying fiend!  Bungie would never betray Microsoft.  Because Gates would sue their asses.  As for the PC version...well it's the same as with KOTOR isn't it?  Only those of us who can afford badass computers will be able to play it properly, with all the graphics on and no lag.

A vote for Nasty  and Whoop is a vote for the demise of quality videogaming!



Also, everything TNUK said.
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #42 on: 11-12-2004 00:36 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 00:36 by totalnerduk »

     
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Originally posted by Joysauce:
Shut up, Winna. I voted for nasty and whoop and I'm somebody.

The offical newspaper of TheTNUK-o-ramaIncidentParty's editor seems to disagree. Here's a cutting.

Joysauce

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« Reply #43 on: 11-12-2004 00:42 »

Calm down, killer! Just because you are losing doesn't mean this has to turn into a fight. I don't know if you are trying to make me mad by that, because I think it's kind of funny.
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« Reply #44 on: 11-12-2004 00:46 »

I'm not trying to make anybody mad. It's just that the editor seemed pretty insistant. He slammed that down onto my desk with a grunt, and told me to post it immediately!

Now that you mention fighting... I'll only fight you if we're both naked, and covered in... erm, cooking oil. How does that sound?
Joysauce

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« Reply #45 on: 11-12-2004 00:51 »

Wow... that is hott!!! Let's just keep this on the DL, so we don't get in trouble. You know, with your big campaign and my Fishylove
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #46 on: 11-12-2004 01:04 »

I'd vote... but I can't break away from my official party platform and actually care.

But, like a virus, we shall spread...

Everytime a co-worker goes home fifteen minutes early... THAT WAS US!

Everytime someone hates the program they're watching, but can't be bothered turning off the TV, or changing the channel... THAT WAS US!

Everytime you want something, but just can't be arsed... THAT WAS US!

In truth, we're already in command. Your entire stuggle is worthless. The lazy and unopinionated people run the world, and we are their avatars. You CAN'T win.
winna

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« Reply #47 on: 11-12-2004 01:07 »

You're in love with jeff?  I thought you promised me a child woman!

Oh well, since you're no one now, I guess I don't believe in you anymore...  :rolleyes:
M0le

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« Reply #48 on: 11-12-2004 01:09 »

I voted myself for not-so-obvious reasons.
Quick, last minute campaign promises:
Halo 2 and GTA: San Andreas will be out on all platforms by Christmas. All vegetarians not consumed by the masses will be used to power the world. The world will now run entirely on the dolphin-loving marijuana-laced hippie vegetarians.
Finally, a random percentage:
12%
Anybody who can guess what this percentage stands for wins a place at my side if I win. Except Ricky.
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #49 on: 11-12-2004 01:10 »

Slacky's right.  None of us are any match for the Apathy Party.

...But then, my entire method for gaining world supremacy is based on people being to ignorant and lazy (and in certain cases corrupt) to stop me...
Joysauce

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« Reply #50 on: 11-12-2004 01:17 »

Winna, wait! You are going to get your child. Don't believe in those lies they say.
David A

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« Reply #51 on: 11-12-2004 01:58 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
just like in life, i'm abstaining.

So am I.
ooy

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« Reply #52 on: 11-12-2004 20:23 »

I voted for the people who said i can be in their party, but it was too late to change the name:
GO NASTY & WHOOPx3!!!!!!
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« Reply #53 on: 11-12-2004 20:24 »

If you vote our party into power, you'll be entertained by the constant coups and wars!
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #54 on: 11-12-2004 22:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
If you vote our party into power, you'll be entertained by the constant coups and wars!

Yep. It's the equivilant of 21st Century Gladiator Fights. Cept with world leaders.
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« Reply #55 on: 11-12-2004 22:18 »

 
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
I'd vote... but I can't break away from my official party platform and actually care.

But, like a virus, we shall spread...

Everytime a co-worker goes home fifteen minutes early... THAT WAS US!

Everytime someone hates the program they're watching, but can't be bothered turning off the TV, or changing the channel... THAT WAS US!

Everytime you want something, but just can't be arsed... THAT WAS US!

In truth, we're already in command. Your entire stuggle is worthless. The lazy and unopinionated people run the world, and we are their avatars. You CAN'T win.
You sir, have stirred up deep routed "wanting-to-vote" feelings in me... but ironically, they're having a nap in the back of my cerebellum, so I'm sorry.  :hmpf:  :p
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« Reply #56 on: 11-12-2004 23:07 »

The gap between TTORIP and NW is closing. For the love of Benjy, read THIS POST, and vote for the party most committed to PEEL. You know it makes sense, damn you!



And just for those people who've forgotten how wonderful life would be if we were elected, there's THIS THREAD to visit, and THIS POST to view.

Remember the .gifs! Remember the message! Remember that we'll kill you if we don't make it!
Guineapig Trick

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« Reply #57 on: 11-12-2004 23:28 »

You know what, don't fucking vote for me and JBERGES, we, and by we, I mean I, don't give a damn what you think of me, I know I'm motherfucking Jesus. If it suits your fancy, go with the buttsex destroy the xbox group, better yet, vote the political ass-hole, and just ass-holes party. No best of all, vote for three people that are really one person. Voter or die bitches, and by die, I mean stop bitching when you all get crushed under the forces of 3 ass-holes breathing down your neck.
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« Reply #58 on: 11-12-2004 23:39 »

I wonder which one of those parties represents TheTnuk-o-ramaIncidentParty ?

I think he's talking about us when he uses the phrase "motherfucking Jesus".
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #59 on: 11-12-2004 23:41 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 23:41 »

I concur.

But then again, three assholes is pretty damn accurate too...

Well, that takes care of the fat kid/writer party.  Vote for us!  Down with the Commie and the moron, up with the Commie and the bastards!
Guineapig Trick

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« Reply #60 on: 11-12-2004 23:41 »

So what? I'm TheTnuk-o-ramaIncidentParty now?
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« Reply #61 on: 11-12-2004 23:44 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 23:44 by totalnerduk »

 
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Originally posted by Guineapig Trick:
So what? I'm TheTnuk-o-ramaIncidentParty now?

You wish, Mr. "no penis" Trick.

  :p

 
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Vote for us!  Down with the Commie and the moron, up with the Commie and the bastards!

Hey! I'm no communist!
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #62 on: 11-12-2004 23:45 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 23:45 »

That was below the belt, TNUK.  As was that shitty pun I just made.

EDIT - I just had to put this in here:
 
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EVERYONE HAS AIDS
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

(spoken)
And so this is the end of our story
and everyone is dead from AIDS.
It took from me my best friend, my only
true pal, my only bright star.
Well, I'm gonna march on Washington,
lead the fight and charge the brigades.
There's a hero inside of all of us.
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS.

(singing again)
My father..AIDS! My sister...AIDS!
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend AIDS.
Gays, straights, whites and spades,
everyone has AIDS.
My grandma and my old dog Blue.
The Pope has got it and so do you.
Come on everybody we've got quiltin' to do.
Gonna break down these barricades everyone has AIDS,
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS...
Guineapig Trick

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« Reply #63 on: 11-12-2004 23:48 »

Oh, I know I wish I was in your party, almost as much as I wish I had AIDS.
winna

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« Reply #64 on: 11-13-2004 07:38 »

AIDS is god's way of cleaning Africa.  :)
Nurdbot

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« Reply #65 on: 11-13-2004 07:46 »

 :nono:

That just crossed the funny line.
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #66 on: 11-13-2004 08:25 »

 :laff:
Grim

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« Reply #67 on: 11-13-2004 18:25 »

Well seems that my Death Rays and Robots wasnt enough to make the list... hmm where to deploy my evil forces of burning fury...
*spins a globe*
oh the middle of the atlantic ocean is going to feel my wraith!

Bwahahahaaa!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #68 on: 11-13-2004 18:29 »

Not the Atlantic Ocean! We had dibs on that!
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #69 on: 11-13-2004 18:29 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2004 18:29 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
   :nono:

That just crossed the funny line.

No, you're just whiny.

Also, the man has a point. Obviously, AIDS is a good way to clean Africa. Zyklon-B for example might seem effective at first, but you run into trouble if you try to use it on a larger scale. I mean, we've tried it and had to stop at around 6 million...
Nurdbot

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« Reply #70 on: 11-13-2004 18:41 »

Oh you whacky Germans and your genocidal obesessions, come here and let me give you a hug. 'Cause nobody can stay made at you.

Please, I'm lonely...
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #71 on: 11-13-2004 19:24 »

This list consists of a bunch of amatures who need to form alliances because they are too weak to conquer the world on their own, many of them using cowardly behind-the-scenes tactics rather than proper mindless killing as all evil overlords should use. You chose these over my plan based on the guiding values of supervillainry - Overpowered superweapons, vast robot armies, evil laughter and a desire to kill everything that is never properly explained. Meh, what do I care about the democratic process, if my calculations are correct, you're all going to die horribly.
winna

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« Reply #72 on: 11-13-2004 20:34 »

More people should vote for Tnuk-o-rama-incident... although I think your plan sounds interesting Prof. Wernstrum...  When we get robot bodies and the robots get in a war with the humans, will I be spared?
Grim

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« Reply #73 on: 11-13-2004 23:37 »

 
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Originally posted by winna:
 When we get robot bodies and the robots get in a war with the humans, will I be spared?

only if you are an Adrienne Barbeaubot
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #74 on: 11-13-2004 23:50 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2004 23:50 »

Prof. W, my plan was based on the fact that traditional supervillainy doesn't work.  My plan involves no hijacking of nuclear warheads, no putting secret agents in slow-moving and easily escapable death traps, no expensive and impractical robot armies, and most certainly no gigantic death rays will a giant red flashing "abort" button.

I feel obligated to answer these insults because as I recall, I was the first one to propose a "Grey Eminence" corrupt dictatorship.  Also, I believe my party was the first official alliance, founded on the fact that I'm too lazy to actually rule the world, so I figured I'd just let TNUK and Lampy do it.  I said it before, and I'll say it again: triumvirates are just as despotic as any single dictator.

And to the obvious response that traditional supervillainishness is more fun: yeah, probably.  To most people.  But I'm one of those people who would rather, if someone pissed me off, spend the next several years slowly eroding their reputation and career until they were reduced to ruin instead of just punching them in the nose an being done with it.  I like planning.

So basically, my plan is the only one that'll work, and everyone else in an alliance is just copying me.  Especially Nasty and Whoop.

Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #75 on: 11-13-2004 23:54 »

Bah, you're just pissed caus we're pwning you.
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #76 on: 11-14-2004 00:28 »
« Last Edit on: 11-14-2004 00:28 »

I also did the image signature first.
Hey futurefreak...do you mind if I borrow your title for a while?
EDIT: Sorry, ff, I thought your custom was "The Original" for some reason.
futurefreak

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« Reply #77 on: 11-14-2004 00:30 »

wait...what title
winna

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« Reply #78 on: 11-14-2004 03:28 »

Something tells me this poll has been rigged... I bet Nasty and Whoop just made new accounts and voted over and over again...  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #79 on: 11-14-2004 06:50 »

I suspect you might be right, I can't believe that the lovely Mango isn't winning.
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