TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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I thought Nasty and 3whoop had a pretty weak platform, really... We'd all like to see Nurdbot presiding over a Mexican Butt Sex colony, but is that enough to choose evil overlords on? I say no. These two are unimpressive specimens with little in the way of diabolical plots or a clear idea of how the world is to be run. Tsk tsk. At least TNUKoramaincident has been approaching this with some sweeping reforms to enact, a little gusto.
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty: And don't worry Halofans. IT will be available on PC, PS2, and GC for everyone to enjoy. Lying fiend! Bungie would never betray Microsoft. Because Gates would sue their asses. As for the PC version...well it's the same as with KOTOR isn't it? Only those of us who can afford badass computers will be able to play it properly, with all the graphics on and no lag. A vote for Nasty and Whoop is a vote for the demise of quality videogaming! Also, everything TNUK said.
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winna
Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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You're in love with jeff? I thought you promised me a child woman! Oh well, since you're no one now, I guess I don't believe in you anymore...
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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Slacky's right. None of us are any match for the Apathy Party. ...But then, my entire method for gaining world supremacy is based on people being to ignorant and lazy (and in certain cases corrupt) to stop me...
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ooy
Professor
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I voted for the people who said i can be in their party, but it was too late to change the name: GO NASTY & WHOOPx3!!!!!!
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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If you vote our party into power, you'll be entertained by the constant coups and wars!
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Nurdbot: If you vote our party into power, you'll be entertained by the constant coups and wars! Yep. It's the equivilant of 21st Century Gladiator Fights. Cept with world leaders.
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~FazeShift~
Moderator
DOOP Ubersecretary
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron: I'd vote... but I can't break away from my official party platform and actually care.
But, like a virus, we shall spread...
Everytime a co-worker goes home fifteen minutes early... THAT WAS US!
Everytime someone hates the program they're watching, but can't be bothered turning off the TV, or changing the channel... THAT WAS US!
Everytime you want something, but just can't be arsed... THAT WAS US!
In truth, we're already in command. Your entire stuggle is worthless. The lazy and unopinionated people run the world, and we are their avatars. You CAN'T win. You sir, have stirred up deep routed "wanting-to-vote" feelings in me... but ironically, they're having a nap in the back of my cerebellum, so I'm sorry.
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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The gap between TTORIP and NW is closing. For the love of Benjy, read THIS POST, and vote for the party most committed to PEEL. You know it makes sense, damn you! And just for those people who've forgotten how wonderful life would be if we were elected, there's THIS THREAD to visit, and THIS POST to view. Remember the .gifs! Remember the message! Remember that we'll kill you if we don't make it!
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Guineapig Trick
Professor
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You know what, don't fucking vote for me and JBERGES, we, and by we, I mean I, don't give a damn what you think of me, I know I'm motherfucking Jesus. If it suits your fancy, go with the buttsex destroy the xbox group, better yet, vote the political ass-hole, and just ass-holes party. No best of all, vote for three people that are really one person. Voter or die bitches, and by die, I mean stop bitching when you all get crushed under the forces of 3 ass-holes breathing down your neck.
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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« Reply #62 on: 11-12-2004 23:45 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 23:45 »
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That was below the belt, TNUK. As was that shitty pun I just made. EDIT - I just had to put this in here: EVERYONE HAS AIDS Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS! Everyone has AIDS!
(spoken) And so this is the end of our story and everyone is dead from AIDS. It took from me my best friend, my only true pal, my only bright star. Well, I'm gonna march on Washington, lead the fight and charge the brigades. There's a hero inside of all of us. I'll make them see everyone has AIDS.
(singing again) My father..AIDS! My sister...AIDS! My uncle and my cousin and her best friend AIDS. Gays, straights, whites and spades, everyone has AIDS. My grandma and my old dog Blue. The Pope has got it and so do you. Come on everybody we've got quiltin' to do. Gonna break down these barricades everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS...
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Guineapig Trick
Professor
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Oh, I know I wish I was in your party, almost as much as I wish I had AIDS.
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Grim
Professor
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Well seems that my Death Rays and Robots wasnt enough to make the list... hmm where to deploy my evil forces of burning fury... *spins a globe* oh the middle of the atlantic ocean is going to feel my wraith!
Bwahahahaaa!
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Not the Atlantic Ocean! We had dibs on that!
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Oh you whacky Germans and your genocidal obesessions, come here and let me give you a hug. 'Cause nobody can stay made at you.
Please, I'm lonely...
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Grim
Professor
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Originally posted by winna: When we get robot bodies and the robots get in a war with the humans, will I be spared? only if you are an Adrienne Barbeaubot
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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« Reply #74 on: 11-13-2004 23:50 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2004 23:50 »
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Prof. W, my plan was based on the fact that traditional supervillainy doesn't work. My plan involves no hijacking of nuclear warheads, no putting secret agents in slow-moving and easily escapable death traps, no expensive and impractical robot armies, and most certainly no gigantic death rays will a giant red flashing "abort" button.
I feel obligated to answer these insults because as I recall, I was the first one to propose a "Grey Eminence" corrupt dictatorship. Also, I believe my party was the first official alliance, founded on the fact that I'm too lazy to actually rule the world, so I figured I'd just let TNUK and Lampy do it. I said it before, and I'll say it again: triumvirates are just as despotic as any single dictator.
And to the obvious response that traditional supervillainishness is more fun: yeah, probably. To most people. But I'm one of those people who would rather, if someone pissed me off, spend the next several years slowly eroding their reputation and career until they were reduced to ruin instead of just punching them in the nose an being done with it. I like planning.
So basically, my plan is the only one that'll work, and everyone else in an alliance is just copying me. Especially Nasty and Whoop.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Bah, you're just pissed caus we're pwning you.
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
DOOP Secretary
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wait...what title
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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I suspect you might be right, I can't believe that the lovely Mango isn't winning.
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