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Jicannon

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« Reply #80 on: 10-23-2004 02:46 »

In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.
Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
The horse's name in the song Jingle Bells is Bobtail.
The longest Monopoly game in a bathtub was 99 hours long.
The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America.
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #81 on: 10-23-2004 06:24 »

All Polar bears are left handed.

Its impossible for a human being to lick their elbow.

"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends with the letters "mt"

If you flip a penny 10,000 times, you'd expect it to come out heads 5000 times and tails 5000 times. But its more likey to come out tails 4950 as the head picture weighs slightly more, so it ends up on the bottom.

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

Cucumbers are fruit.

Honey is the only food which doens't spoil.

Toto, the dog from the Wizard of Oz, made more money than Judy Garland did for playing Dorothy.

Studies have found that left handed people tend to scratch with their right hand, and vice versa.

 :)
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #82 on: 10-23-2004 06:32 »

 
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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
Honey is the only food which doens't spoil.

And Macky D's fries  ;)...
Speli

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« Reply #83 on: 10-23-2004 09:21 »

 
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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
Its impossible for a human being to lick their elbow.

Bullshit. My friend, Troy, can lick his elbow without effort and he isn't double-jointed.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #84 on: 10-23-2004 11:21 »

I heard of a really skinny guy in work who can do it too, I've yet to see it though.
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #85 on: 10-23-2004 15:44 »

Alright then, probabaly got long tongues or something. I cant do it personally, and I've never seen it done.

But anyways, dont shoot the messenger.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #86 on: 10-23-2004 15:47 »

On the back page of my school paper last year, they printed that "fact" and I proceeded to lick my elbow about 10 seconds later. I guess I wasn't the only one too, because in the next issue on the back page, it had a picture and said "Okay, so maybe it is possible to lick your own elbow."
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #87 on: 10-23-2004 16:45 »

I guess everyone could lick their own elbows if they chop their arms off... apart from people without arms...
Jicannon

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« Reply #88 on: 10-23-2004 17:06 »

Or if they were in the band Kiss.

Another useless fact: I go by my middle name.
Squeaky

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« Reply #89 on: 10-23-2004 17:10 »

 
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Originally posted by Jicannon:
Or if they were in the band Kiss.

What's funny I was thinking that too... I hear the ladies love Gene Simmons tongue.

Archie2K

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« Reply #90 on: 10-23-2004 17:21 »

The tongue thing is usually accompanied by "89% of people reading this will try and lick their elbow". I did try, and I can't, but I know it is possible for people who can bend their elbow upwards rather than acrossways if that made sense.
Zoidberg227

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« Reply #91 on: 10-24-2004 06:47 »

On elbow licking: are you guys trying the inside or outside of your elbow?  Most anyone can lick the inside, but licking the outside is slightly more impossible ( I know I can't without breaking my arm - something I don't really want to do).  Try it again ... if you can put your tongue on the tip on the outside of your elbow, I wanna see a picture of it.
airbagfailure

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« Reply #92 on: 10-24-2004 07:39 »

I just wanted all the australians in this forum to know 2 things (if you don't know them already)-

pajero means "wanker" in spanish..

and that delicious penne pasta you were enjoying last night?..

"penne" means "penis" in spanish..

that joke never gets old...i giggle every time i'm in the pasta isle at the supermarket...
M0le

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« Reply #93 on: 10-24-2004 21:37 »

Why just Aussies?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #94 on: 10-25-2004 06:49 »

Queen Lizzie the 1st almost Bankrupt the State because she kept buying over-the-top pretty dresses. So much in debt, it could barely keep the Navy in one piece.
Jicannon

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« Reply #95 on: 10-25-2004 11:56 »

On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.
At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length.
The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.
Fleas can jump more than 200 times their body length.
There is an average of 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas.
62 degrees Fahrenheit is the minimum temperature required for a grasshopper to be able to hop.
germanfryfan

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« Reply #96 on: 10-25-2004 12:26 »

 
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Originally posted by Jicannon:
...The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan. ...

 :hmpf: Azerbaijan

TheLesbianLeela

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« Reply #97 on: 10-25-2004 13:04 »
« Last Edit on: 10-25-2004 13:04 »

 
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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
  :hmpf: Azerbaijan
I can't wait to see that:
Jicannon vs. the republic of Azerbaijan   :evillaugh:

  :laff:

*waves little Azerbaijshanian flag*   :D

Random notes:

Giraffes have seven neck vertebrae. It's not different with humans.
Montevideo, the name of Uruguays capital, means "I see a mountain".
The name of the German company Audi (cars) means "Listen!" in Latin.
Peas, peanuts and beans are biological close to each other. Same with strawberries and roses.
Srawberry fields forever is John Lennon's childhood memory, while Penny Lane remembers the childhood of Paul McCartney. It was one of the "worst" sold Beatles-singles.
The Namibian capital Windhoek is often close to a Swabian town in Southern Germany. For example you can buy fresh "Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte" (Schwarzwald Cherry-cake).
Google finds the word "meaningful" 5,390,000 times, "meaningless" 1,400,000 times and "random" 27,900,000 times.
Bouvet Island (Bouvetoya) belongs to Norway, even if Bouvetoya is at 54-26 S, 3-24 E and therefore almost the whole Atlantic Ocean is between the uninhabited island and its "motherland".
The prime-minister of Baden-Württemberg in Germany is the christ-democrat Erwin Teufel (Teufel = devil).

Pretty random, eh?   ;)
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #98 on: 10-25-2004 13:11 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2011 18:24 »

bleh
Jicannon

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« Reply #99 on: 10-25-2004 13:18 »

Azerbaijan?! Lousy useless facts webpage...Azerjbaijan is now my least favorite country, replacing Paraguay.

germanfryfan

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« Reply #100 on: 10-25-2004 13:24 »

 
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Originally posted by TheLesbianLeela:
The name of the German company Audi (cars) means "Listen!" in Latin.

More facts on that:

The guy who came up with Audi was August Horch (Horch means "listen" as well).
He worked for Benz in the late 19th century. In the beginnig of the 20th century he founded the Horch-Automobil-Werke.

1909 he was fired out of his own company due to difficulties with Horch's chairholders.
He founded "Audi" then.

1923 he came up with placing the steering wheel on the left side of the cars, which is used in most countries of the world today.

His Autobiography is called "ich baue Autos" ("I build cars" )
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #101 on: 10-25-2004 13:37 »

The Earth spins so fast on its axis, that someone standing on the equator is actually travelling at the speed of Concorde without moving at all.

The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.

The Great Wall of China is the only man made object that can be seen from space.

In some places, the Antarctic ice cap is as deep as a stack of 15 Eiffel Towers.

There are roughly 18 stars for each person in the Milky Way.

 :)
Jicannon

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« Reply #102 on: 10-25-2004 13:49 »

 
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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
There are roughly 18 stars for each person in the Milky Way.
I've always wanted to buy a star...you guys can buy me my other 17.
Delta-V

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« Reply #103 on: 10-25-2004 14:45 »

 
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Originally posted by Jicannon:
At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length.
I Assume you're refering to the Lorentz contraction.  For a 70m long 747, it's about 6E-11 meters.  However, due to heating by air friction, the aircraft actually gets longer by several millimeters (and a whopping 150mm for the Concord!).

Another useless fact:
Of the 40 or so women who served as national leaders in the last century, at least 2 of the started wars.  A statistically higher percentage than their male counterparts.   ;)
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #104 on: 10-25-2004 14:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Delta-V:
 
Quote
Originally posted by Jicannon:
At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length.
I Assume you're refering to the Lorentz contraction.  For a 70m long 747, it's about 6E-11 meters.  However, due to heating by air friction, the aircraft actually gets longer by several millimeters (and a whopping 150mm for the Concord!).

Another useless fact:
Of the 40 or so women who served as national leaders in the last century, at least 2 of the started wars.  A statistically higher percentage than their male counterparts.    ;)

The SR-71 is rumoured to be leaky because of stretching issues.
Delta-V

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« Reply #105 on: 10-25-2004 15:02 »

 
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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:The SR-71 is rumoured to be leaky because of stretching issues.
Actually, it's designed that way.  The wing fuel tanks don't seal up until the skin of the aircraft heats up and the slip-joints seal.  Because of the huge amount of thermal expansion, the designers at Lockheed determined it would be nearly impossible to get them to seal on the ground without buckling in-flight.

Yuki_in_space

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« Reply #106 on: 10-25-2004 15:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Queen Lizzie the 1st almost Bankrupt the State because she kept buying over-the-top pretty dresses. So much in debt, it could barely keep the Navy in one piece.


And the white cosmetic she slathered herself in was made of lead and caused her teeth to fall out.
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #107 on: 10-25-2004 16:40 »

 
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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
The Great Wall of China is the only man made object that can be seen from space.

Useless Fact: Actually, the Great Wall of China can't be seen from space.
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #108 on: 10-25-2004 16:43 »
« Last Edit on: 10-25-2004 16:43 »

*Sighs*

People are just out to pick on my facts recently aren't they.
Zmithy

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« Reply #109 on: 10-25-2004 17:10 »
« Last Edit on: 10-25-2004 17:10 »

Nah, your facts are cool, also the tongue is the only muscle in the body with only one end.

EDIT: The great wall of china from space, taken 25 March 2004:

Ok, I know thats taken with a hi-res camera, but it is visible to the naked eye too, read This Article.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #110 on: 10-25-2004 18:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Yuki_in_space:
 
And the white cosmetic she slathered herself in was made of lead and caused her teeth to fall out.
God's way of saying, serves you right you anti-Catholic whore.


~FazeShift~

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« Reply #111 on: 10-25-2004 21:47 »

ghouliemousse: don't believe everything you read in those chain emails.

Specifically, that polar bears are left-handed one.  :p
Ben

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« Reply #112 on: 10-25-2004 22:14 »
« Last Edit on: 10-25-2004 22:14 »

   
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Originally posted by Jicannon:
The horse's name in the song Jingle Bells is Bobtail.

"Bells on bobtails ring, Making spirits bright."

Poor horse.

Seems to be to the merriment of everyone else, however. I wonder how they affixed the bells there...

 
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Originally posted by M0le:
Why just Aussies?

Probably because we're one of the few markets outside Japan where they use the name 'Pajero' for that particular vehicle. It's called either 'Shogun' or 'Montero' in other markets.

 
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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
Its impossible for a human being to lick their elbow.

You know, not only did I read 'elbow' as 'eyebrow' in your post, I did so for every single reply down the page until Archie started talking about bending it upwards.

Here I was thinking "you people are insane, I can't even lick my nose, let alone my eyebrow."

Damn selective dylsexia...
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #113 on: 10-25-2004 23:31 »
« Last Edit on: 10-25-2004 23:31 »

I was going to respond to your "bobtails" thing, but then I realized you were trying to make a disgusting joke.

Also, who can't lick their nose?  I can pretty easily.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #114 on: 10-25-2004 23:34 »

I've never been able to lick my nose. However, I've never met anyone who can't roll their tongue.
Delta-V

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« Reply #115 on: 10-25-2004 23:52 »

 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:ghouliemousse: don't believe everything you read in those chain emails.
Specifically, that polar bears are left-handed one.   :p
Because polar bears don't have hands...
Zoidberg227

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« Reply #116 on: 10-26-2004 00:23 »

 
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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.

Not to pick on your "facts", but ...

The tongue is not the strongest muscle in your body, the gluteus maximus is (the largest butt muscle).  The tongue actually consists of several different muscles.   :p
M0le

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« Reply #117 on: 10-26-2004 02:00 »

It's nearly as funny as knowing that several people die each year by choking to death on their own tongue.
Probulator

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« Reply #118 on: 10-26-2004 02:01 »

^ How is that possible? If you cut it off, and try to swallow it? Why would several people do such a thing? I have to say I'm intrigued.
winna

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« Reply #119 on: 10-26-2004 02:03 »

The chemical representation for LSD:

C20H25N3O
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