Hi there folks.  How are you?  I'm just fine, thanks for asking.  Yup.  Today is a very special day for your beloved Mango.  For today is the day Mango FINALLY stops being a bending unit.  Three cheers for Mango!   

Looking back, I think I've achieved a great....uh...achivement.  'Cause you all know who I am by now and everyone (barring about 5000 people, give or take a couple hundred) loves me so very, very, very much.  I mean, that makes me oficially almost-sort-of-kind-of-maybe-popular.  And at least four or five people think I'm cute and huggable, right?

(insert crickets here)

Anyway what I'm trying to say here is that I did all this stuff with a minimal amount of posts, which means I almost-sort-of-kind-of have never spammed.  I think.  And plus, I scored a pretend husband.   

I'd like to thank each and every one of you individually for a lot of stuff but I just don't have that kind of time and besides I'm really milking this whole 'acceptance speech' thing.  So without further adieu and with a big happy Mango smile on my face I will tell you stuff about my new rank.

My starship is named the S.S. Tiki Trout and it belongs to the Fleet of Vulnerable Fluffy Bunny Rabbits.

Okay I'm done YAY GO MANGO I SO TOTALLY WIN!

*blows kisses*   

Go Mango!  Enjoy those three red starts, they look coolest out of all the ranks.

But Liquid Emperor sounds the coolest...

evan, the red stars were possibly my least favorite, you crazy!

Hooray for Orange and Mango!
Best rank? Bending unit, had the best coloured stars.

The Royal Trisolian Guard rushed around the palace looking for Empress FemJesse the Blue, but she was no where to be found. I could hear the weeping of her loyal subjects coming from every corridor as I ate the pizza I was supposed to have delivered to her. As the suns set, Prime Minister Gorgak sent me out the door to my spaceship and bid farewell. Before he turned however, he watched in amazement as my stomach began to glow with the face of Empress FemJesse. "You...you drank our Empress!" he exclaimed. I burped and laughed back, "Yes, and there's nothing you can do about it! All hail Jicannon the Cool!" Gorgak and the Trisolian Guard rushed at me with the Juice-A-Matic 4000, but I was already in my ship and away to go post my adventure on PEEL.

Yes, I remember JBERGES..I said I'd race you to Starship Captain but you didn't follow me after we got there.

Also, congrats on reaching Urban Legend before your ban Lamp  I monthed you too, even though you are still one rank ahead of me.

Thank you everyone, I also added Jicannon to the list of emperors on the first page. All hail the new emperor.

Thanks guys...I figured out that if I keep posting at the rate it took me to go from Professor to Liquid Emperor, I should reach Urban Legend by December 18 (so, before Christmas) 

*beats Jicannon over the head with his own sliced off penis in celebration for reaching Liquid Emperor*

After two months and 500 posts of thinly veiled spam, I finally get to the rank of Commie Starship Captain, and become officially not a newb.  Thank you all for enduring my smart-assedness, and please continue to do so in the future.


The Eclipse III.  Ten miles long and has a superlaser.  'Nuff said.
Here's a link for those of you who love technical details, yet also did not read Dark Horse Comics' Star Wars: Dark Empire graphic novels.

This shall be the flagship in the hypothetical USSN Starfleet.  I'm assuming that by the time I can actually support a space program, everyone else in the region will be colonizing the galaxy and building friggin' Borg Cubes.

So many rank changes to keep up with!

futuramafreak: I know I've had my problems with you in the past, but now I believe I'm at a point where I can respect you. You have improved. Good job on Professor.

Nerd-o-rama: Best damn new user ever. Good job on Starship Captain.

Also, Zoidberg227 hit Starship Captain too. Huzzahs are in order.

Congrats and such you non-newbies you 

Yes, Congrats to all the new users that surpass my mighty small post count. Nerd-o-Rama cool picture... 

The picture of the Eclipse was originally in a Star Wars: Ships book or something. I was going to borrow it from my library again today, but some shithead's already taken it. A truly stunning ship.
EDIT: Just noticed Nerds edit. He mentioned the name of the book a few posts ago.

Hmm Winna you have 3016 posts and Urban Legend is reached at 3000 but it still says you are a Liquid Emperor....something is amiss....!

EDIT....stupid cache....

Cudos winna! 

Funny that otherthreads still announce that you're a Luiquid Emperor (i.e. the rant thread) and this isn't a cache mistake.
It'll change with the first member to post in there I guess. 

 

Originally posted by Jicannon:
Congrats indeed Nick   

 

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Originally posted by germanfryfan
It'll change with the first member to post in there I guess.

Yeah, it will. I dug up an old post a few weeks ago and it said I was a Starship Captain   

At one point i went through some old threads in the Wish Void or whatever, found many high-rankers were pretty low down. I think they've been updated since then though.

Well for what will you bump it?

2000 is nothing at all Rage 
The next step is with 3001.

Oh my I guess this here was a rather useless post. 

Not quite a rank ascension, but I noticed a few days ago that I was close to making it into the "Top 25 Posters' Club".  Well, today I did it. 6,252 posts after 2 years and 2 months.  I can die happy now.

Space Pope, here I come!

/lords it over 5,369 of you.

Well, I have just have 52 posts I believe before I reach "Starship Captain".