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Nurdbot

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« Reply #360 on: 10-09-2004 13:48 »
An Evan production:

 
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Originally posted by evan:
 Nurdy, I'm sorry to poke fun at you again, but this is just too great to pass up.

Nurdbot und sein Temperamental Penis (a play in one act)
Characters:
  • Nurdbot, aka N
  • Computer, aka Maschine des Vergnügens und der Träume
scene: a stark grey room
N: "Ack, how lonely it is to exist in this uncaring unloving world.  If I shall continue to exist, I must find some manner in which to ease the crushing burden of life."
N sighs, sits down at his computer desk
N: "My computer, my friend, do you have any solace for my weary bones?"
Computer downloads catgirl pornography
N: "Ah, warmth from feline females!  How fulfilling!" (N removes his pants)  "Now, I must stroke my manhood in hope that manipulation will ease the burden."
N does so.
N:  "What is this?  I self-flagellated myself, but I receive no pleasure from it!  There is no release.  Let me spy the situation closer."
N peers down at his crotch.  Then, N jerks back, screaming
N: "My eye!  My eye!  Oh, the irony of it all.  While trying to please myself, I have injured myself.  Alas, alas, alas!"

curtain closes
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« Reply #361 on: 10-10-2004 21:40 »
I've been reading Old PEEL.

First, take a look at THIS post. Clicky.

Now Read this one.

And Finally...

 :laff:
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #362 on: 10-10-2004 22:31 »
 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
Why are you guys such wusses? Pubic hair in your mouth? You probably get more pubes in your mouth eating at Denny's than performing oral sex.

Alright, now that's a gem the whole family can enjoy. I hate Denny's so much...
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« Reply #363 on: 10-11-2004 04:18 »
 
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Originally posted by jerkberg:
without the old man in courage the cowardly dog it would be even more crap
he is to courage as mahoney is to police acadamy

    your crap spelling
ninga:ninja
powerpuf: powerpuff
tottaly: totally
ya : yep or yes
unless you are german

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« Reply #364 on: 10-11-2004 06:12 »
« Last Edit on: 10-11-2004 06:12 »
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-003768/

Hell, I would say that this is the funniest thread that I've seen in a while, if Nurdbot didn't make it freeze over in the post above.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #365 on: 10-11-2004 10:26 »
Nerd-o-rama: Don't tell people to ignore me anymore. All noobs should listen to my every word.
Squeaky

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« Reply #366 on: 10-11-2004 19:14 »
« Last Edit on: 10-11-2004 19:14 »
 
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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
 Alright, now that's a gem the whole family can enjoy. I hate Denny's so much...

Denny's is so fucking terrible, what makes it worse is the fact they my family always wants to go there. You get a free freak show while you eat. You have the pegged-legged man cooking the food, the women with only one eye serving the food, and finally parole violators that you mingle with while you are there. Sounds like a party that I don't wanna miss.

I forgot to mention that Denny's food sucks too.
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« Reply #367 on: 10-11-2004 21:44 »
« Last Edit on: 10-11-2004 21:44 »
   
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Originally posted by TheLampIncident
Nerd-o-rama: Don't tell people to ignore me anymore. All noobs should listen to my every word.

I'd just like to say, for the record, that TLI usually gives good advice, just in an incredibly rude form.  The post that was quoted in the link above is a perfect example of this; TLI had a point, I just didn't want newbie knowsfords to get scared off.  I have edited the original to make my intention clearer.

   
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My post, clarified and abridged
Knowsfords: Welcome to PEEL. I have two words of advice for you

1) Ignore jerkberg. He's a moron.
2) Ignore TheLampIncident's rudeness. He's an asshole. Funny and correct, but an asshole.
...
Still, no way in Hell. But thanks for trying.

EDIT: the bold sections above were added when I realized TNUK (below) had a point.

I don't believe there's anything else there anyone would argue with.

EDIT AGAIN: Dammit, I can't believe I missed my homophone abuse THREE TIMES.  Thanks, TL.  Unfortunately, I'm a perfectionist, so now it's Seppuku time *disembowels self*.
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« Reply #368 on: 10-11-2004 22:18 »
« Last Edit on: 10-11-2004 22:18 »
Psst... Edit it again. You need to change "to" to "two", too.

Sorry, I'm a homophone nazi, and it's bothered me progressively more each time I saw that post linked or quoted. Insert any homo joke you want.
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« Reply #369 on: 10-11-2004 22:35 »
Why wouldn't you want to scare him off? The whole reason I made that post is so he would get scared off and never come back because nobody wants to see his moronic theories ever again.
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« Reply #370 on: 10-11-2004 23:31 »
 :eek: Wow, I had a point? I mustn't have been drunk enough.
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« Reply #371 on: 10-11-2004 23:43 »
Wow, Lampy liked something VF had to say... maybe that relationship really can come to fruition. Is this the start of something very unsettling beautiful?
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« Reply #372 on: 10-11-2004 23:51 »
Wow. I'm a prophet or something.
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #373 on: 10-12-2004 12:07 »
 
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Originally posted by jerkberg
why did you call me a moron nerd-o-rama

Is that a rhetorical question?
Margarita

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« Reply #374 on: 10-12-2004 16:17 »
 
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I'd just like to say, for the record, that TLI usually gives good advice, just in an incredibly rude form.

yeah well, at least it's more original than typical 'welcome to peel, read these rules  :) :) :)' posts.
jerkberg

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« Reply #375 on: 10-12-2004 16:38 »
« Last Edit on: 12-11-2004 00:00 »
 
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Originally posted by jerkberg

sorry but i'am british
never confuse me as being british it was a joke cause i'am scottish
classic line though. one that will be remembered
FemJesse

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« Reply #376 on: 10-12-2004 16:47 »
so wait, you quoted yourself... AND it wasn't funny?
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« Reply #377 on: 10-12-2004 17:03 »
 
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Originally posted by jerkberg:
 
Quote
Originally posted by jerkberg

sorry but i'am british
never confuse me as being british it was a joke cause i'am scottish
classic line though. one that will be remembered


Let me correct your misconceptions:

1) Scotland is part of Britain. You're not English, but you are British.

2)It was not a classic line. It will not be remebered. Neither will you.

3)I am is a phrase of two words, and doesn't need an apostrophe. I'm is the word you're looking for.

4)There was a good reason for what N-O-R said. A very good reason.
B.B.R

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« Reply #378 on: 10-12-2004 17:15 »
« Last Edit on: 10-12-2004 17:15 »
 Is anyone here from Russia or a communist country? Because it seems like everyone is freaking communists around here. Is there any Americans here at all? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #379 on: 10-12-2004 17:47 »
I'm an American.  I'm also a moderate Socialist (about one step further in the direction of Communism than most of the Democratic party here.)

I think most of the rest of the socialists/communists (these words seem to be interchangeable now, thanks to ignorant Soviets and even more ignorant Americans) are British, but I could be wrong.  Just because ypu're from a country that values the corporate bottom line over social equality doesn't mean you can't be Communist.
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« Reply #380 on: 10-12-2004 17:48 »
@BBR: I don't think anyone here is a communist, they just act like it. I'm guessing this year's cool thing is to be a communist, another thing is Russia is no longer a communism, they even have a new flag, the bastards....
B.B.R

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« Reply #381 on: 10-12-2004 18:02 »
Maybe so, but I still think most of the people that visit here are at least German, because Germanfryfan told me a while back this site was originally founded as German.  Also he said that Marc was German. Germanfryfan correct me if I'm wrong.
germanfryfan

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« Reply #382 on: 10-12-2004 18:13 »
« Last Edit on: 10-12-2004 18:13 »
Well i don't know for sure, (I'm here for nearly exact a half year now). Somewhere the story of Peel is told by Slimmy (in the wish void or so).

[-mArc-] indeed is German, Slimmy is a Belgian. And I think Peel is hosted on a German server. (1und1.de, or schlund.de).

Concerning the (ex-) Commies : I think there are some russians here, at least I think KAHKVA was one. Xerxes is a Czech as far as I know.

Is anyone from the People's republic of China here?
newhook_1

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« Reply #383 on: 10-12-2004 18:43 »
I'm from Canada, does that count? Canada starts with a C.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #384 on: 10-12-2004 19:36 »
« Last Edit on: 10-12-2004 19:36 »
Our only 'real' commies as far as I know are Nurdbot and Nasty.

Oh yes, and there's plenty of filthy capitalist pig-dog Americans here. And they make up most of the moderator staff.

...Whoops.


You sure you mean KAH (Chelsea)? You're thinking of that other guy... KVA, that's it.
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« Reply #385 on: 10-12-2004 19:41 »
KAH, as far as I know, is from America. I think she's based in Seattle. It's either Seattle or LA, anyways.
germanfryfan

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« Reply #386 on: 10-12-2004 19:42 »
Oh, yes I meant KVA not KAH.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #387 on: 10-12-2004 20:19 »
 
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Originally posted by Margarita:
 yeah well, at least it's more original than typical 'welcome to peel, read these rules   :)  :)  :)' posts.

The thing that bothers me about all the people welcoming others to PEEL is that usually, they've only been there for like, a week, and you never know if you're going to hate someone later. I bet whoever welcomed jerkberg to PEEL is regretting it right now.

 
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
Our only 'real' commies as far as I know are... Nasty.

Yes, which is why he tells us every day that he bought something new. Nurdbot's just too damn lazy to get a job. Communism is fucking lame.

As far as Russians I've seen, there was a guy named Loki who used to post here before my time that lived in Russia. There was a guy named Dmitry who showed up in #fc a couple times. Margarita is originally from Russia, but now lives in Canada.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #388 on: 10-12-2004 20:28 »
Lampy: I'm 16, I'm waiting for choices other than shelf stacker. Loki was cool.
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« Reply #389 on: 10-12-2004 21:00 »
TNUK: That thread represents PEEL: The good old days. Talk about time warp.
Gleno

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« Reply #390 on: 10-12-2004 22:28 »
Loki was cool I wish I'd gotten to know him before he left....he liked the same music as me....awww
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« Reply #391 on: 10-12-2004 22:38 »
 
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Originally posted by B.B.R:
 Communist idea, "Bang your dead"

Out of context, but funnier than a live lizard down your pee hole.
M0le

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« Reply #392 on: 10-13-2004 02:04 »
KVA still posts a little bit, doesn't he?
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« Reply #393 on: 10-13-2004 02:05 »
 
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Originally posted by newhook_1:
I'm from Canada, does that count? Canada starts with a C.

Oh sure, I've been living there my whole life and only NOW does someone bother telling me that.
Aren't we still a Dominion of Britain... or something?
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« Reply #394 on: 10-13-2004 02:06 »
« Last Edit on: 10-13-2004 02:06 »
Yeah, he does. He names reminds me of the KV tank series for odd reason when he posts.

 
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Originally posted by B.B.R:
 Communism vs. Socialism
Both communism and socialism rely on public ownership rather than private ownership, but communism is more extreme. Four main points where communism and socialism differ are listed below.

Communism
1. The government is in control of all the productive resources.

2. The government gains control in one rapid movement rather than through a slow change.

3. Change is brought about by violence and force.

4. When the government seizes private property it does not give any compensation to the owners for their loss.

Socialism
1. Public ownership covers only a section of the productive resources.

2. The government gains control gradually.

3. Changes are made through legal methods; the people vote to make changes.

4. The government gives compensation to the owners of the property taken for public use.


Communism and Socialism are different, are you thirteen assface? Go to AOL keyword and type Communism vs Socialism. Go back to school Nurdbot.
Says the 12 year old expert who doesn't know the difference between Marxism and Stalinism.

God, why do we always get jerks with some sort of objects up there asses joining? We want less of this stuff and more people like Daniela and Newhook joining. It's sucking the life out of PEEL.

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« Reply #395 on: 10-13-2004 02:16 »
I'm sorta half curious as to what set this guy off. Did Lenin eat his dog?
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« Reply #396 on: 10-13-2004 02:21 »
I have a theory that he's either A: A jerk or more interesting, Fry's Father/Son who's fictional spirit channeled it self onto the internet right onto our board.

 
jerkberg

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« Reply #397 on: 10-13-2004 04:08 »
« Last Edit on: 10-13-2004 04:08 »
if i had my way scotland would be an independant country

i will be remembered as i will be on this board for years to come
unless i'am banned
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #398 on: 10-13-2004 07:03 »
I think you getting banned would just be the icing on the cake. We already have our horrible impressions of you.
M0le

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« Reply #399 on: 10-13-2004 07:18 »
« Last Edit on: 10-13-2004 07:18 »
 
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Originally posted by jerkberg:
if i had my way scotland would be an independant country
And if I had my way you would never have been born and I'd have a decent internet connection.
EDIT:
 
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Originally posted by DrT:
Zoidberg227, I'll write you a letter of recommendation. Feel free to print this out and forge my signature:
Dear Assface,

How stupid would you have to be to drink a bottle of concentrated hydrochloric acid? Exactly as stupid as you would have to be to not select Zoidberg227 for whatever the hell he's a candidate for.

I've known Zoidberg227 for three or four months now, and consider him my closest imaginary friend I met on the Internet who happens to be a public servant. He is the finest volunteer firefuck I've ever chatted with. He possesses all the necessary skills to be a great paramedic including: not understanding simple commands from dispatchers, forgetting to tell dispatchers important information, and ignoring dispatchers whenever he feels like it. Come to think of it, he would also make a great cop.

Yes, there are truly very few candidates for your crappy school as competent and nice-smelling as Zoidberg227, but that can be attributed to the fact that you live in a dirtwater burg populated mostly by inbred yokels.

May the good Lord bless and divinely sodomize you.

Semi-sincerely,

Dispatcher Thunder

P.S. I was the one who killed your dog but Zoidberg227 told me to.
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