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PEE Poll: How big is YOUR penis?
3"(7.5cm)-4"(10cm)   -0 (0%)
5"(12.5cm)-6"(15cm)   -6 (37.5%)
7"(17.5cm)-8"(20cm)   -8 (50%)
9"(22.5cm)-10"(25cm)   -1 (6.3%)
11"(27.5cm)-12"(30cm)   -0 (0%)
Bigger than any of above options.   -1 (6.3%)
Smaller than any of above options.   -0 (0%)
Total Members Voted: 16

davierocks

Professor
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« on: 05-23-2004 15:24 »

What with all these hair polls I thought I'd get down to the nitty-gritty and ask the question that everyone is really dying to know.  For the men out there, just how big are you?
Ladies feel free to comment how big the perfect size for you is... ;)
Please round up/down to the nearest inch.
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #1 on: 05-23-2004 15:27 »

I'll be the first to boldly step up (yay me!). I'm guessing newhook_1 jr. is between 6 and 7 inchs, I voted 5-6 to be safe. To tell you the truth, actually taking a ruler and measureing my penis isn't the type of thing I'm into  :p.
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #2 on: 05-23-2004 15:27 »
« Last Edit on: 05-23-2004 15:27 »

I'm laughing...
Speli's "armored penis" thread got closed, so I think this will too.
Can we name them in here as well?
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #3 on: 05-23-2004 15:27 »

Around 5-6, I never measure though. It's unhygenic if you are using the ruler.
Mercapto

Professor
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« Reply #4 on: 05-23-2004 15:30 »

Option 6 on this poll scares me. On the other hand I really think we need to know who the John Holmes of PEEL is.  :p
davierocks

Professor
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« Reply #5 on: 05-23-2004 15:30 »

I am at about 6 and a half.  So that rounds up to #3.  :p
leelaholic

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #6 on: 05-23-2004 15:32 »

What the fuck?

P.S. 6 inches
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
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« Reply #7 on: 05-23-2004 15:32 »

For the women, do they have to post their clitoris size, or the size of their boyfriend?

Yes, I think of everything.
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #8 on: 05-23-2004 15:36 »

Around 6.5 to 7 inches, last time I measured.
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
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« Reply #9 on: 05-23-2004 15:37 »

~Same as ^ btw
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #10 on: 05-23-2004 15:38 »

Just under 6". And that's measured from the top, where all the humble, inadequate gits measure it from.
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #11 on: 05-23-2004 15:41 »

Wait, is this about the size of your actual penis or your Internet penis? Because my Internet penis is much larger.
Mercapto

Professor
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« Reply #12 on: 05-23-2004 15:43 »
« Last Edit on: 05-23-2004 15:43 »

Are you talking about your ePenis again, Anarchist?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #13 on: 05-23-2004 15:43 »

My Internet penis is the barrel of the ISS.
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #14 on: 05-23-2004 15:43 »

My internet penis is even smaller than my actual one. My internet vagina, on the other hand, is huge.
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #15 on: 05-23-2004 15:47 »

im aound 6 1/2 inches last time i checked. But i never really measured it.

newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #16 on: 05-23-2004 15:47 »

My internet penis is Matthew Perry.
OC_James

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #17 on: 05-23-2004 15:51 »

7-8 and it's name can vary.
Sometimes Henry Ford, sometimes Fluffy McPufnstuf, and sometimes I just call it "friend".
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #18 on: 05-23-2004 15:55 »

i have a 10 inch dildo named Spike.

It was a gag gift from my friend. My cheap friend who wouldn't pay the extra buck to get me the glow-in-the-dark one. But i got her back. I got her tongue condoms and edible underwear in return.
Bend-err

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #19 on: 05-23-2004 15:57 »

10 inch dildo? bloody christ...

i can't keep with that... 8 for me
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #20 on: 05-23-2004 15:57 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Venus:
i have a 10 inch dildo named Spike.

It was a gag gift from my friend. My cheap friend who wouldn't pay the extra buck to get me the glow-in-the-dark one. But i got her back. I got her tongue condoms and edible underwear in return.
Hello, I'm intrigued...

SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #21 on: 05-23-2004 16:12 »

how big is everyones un-erect?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #22 on: 05-23-2004 16:14 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
how big is everyones un-erect?

if youre so interested in that, why dont you start us off SwanMan?
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #23 on: 05-23-2004 16:17 »

k, bout 5. Don’t really mean anything though, its not really that useful un-erect and mine don’t get much bigger. I read once it got three times bigger etc. not mine, that would probably make me slouch
Mr.MastodonFarm

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« Reply #24 on: 05-23-2004 16:27 »

Davie, I do indeed owe you a dollar. Just post your address here and I'll send it to you...  :p See, we had this deal...

Oh yes, and I'll take number 3, please. I expected larger from you PEELers.. everyone knows nerds are loaded in the underpants.
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #25 on: 05-23-2004 16:29 »

When you say you expected larger, does that mean larger penises or larger heads?  ;)
Margarita

Space Pope
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« Reply #26 on: 05-23-2004 16:29 »

for some reason, i think half of the people who said they're 7-8 are actually 5  :p
also, i remember leelaholic posted he's 5 or something. i remember that because i posted an 'eek' smiley after that and people thought i'm shocked because of his his penis size. (not that it's small...or is it?  :p)
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #27 on: 05-23-2004 16:30 »

It's microscopic by internet standards.
Mr.MastodonFarm

Urban Legend
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« Reply #28 on: 05-23-2004 16:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Mouse On Venus:
When you say you expected larger, does that mean larger penises or larger heads?   ;)

Penii, of course. If movies and television have taught me anything, it's that nerds secretly have large members.

...but seriously, is everyone here telling the truth? Don't be embarassed...  :flirt:
Impossible

Urban Legend
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« Reply #29 on: 05-23-2004 16:33 »

I think I may have penis envy...
Bend-err

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« Reply #30 on: 05-23-2004 16:34 »
« Last Edit on: 05-23-2004 16:34 »

Mastodon: i am telling the truth

Impy: i'd offer you mine... but i might need it myself  ;)
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #31 on: 05-23-2004 16:40 »

 
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Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
...but seriously, is everyone here telling the truth? Don't be embarassed...   :flirt:

 Ask them which side they've measured it from.  :cool:
Mr.MastodonFarm

Urban Legend
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« Reply #32 on: 05-23-2004 16:47 »

That's okay, this thread was started as a joke... no one is looking for details.

Except SwanMan.
leelaholic

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #33 on: 05-23-2004 16:59 »
« Last Edit on: 05-23-2004 16:59 »

   
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Originally posted by Margarita:
for some reason, i think half of the people who said they're 7-8 are actually 5      :p
also, i remember leelaholic posted he's 5 or something. i remember that because i posted an 'eek' smiley after that and people thought i'm shocked because of his his penis size. (not that it's small...or is it?      :p)
That was nefnar.

  http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/12-000148-16/#603 
LAN.gnome

Urban Legend
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« Reply #34 on: 05-23-2004 17:00 »

7.5 to 8-ish. All you 6.5-inch lamers: get the hell out of option number 3! Leave it for those who've earned it.  :p
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #35 on: 05-23-2004 17:02 »

Earned it? So you did win an operation in a raffle then?  :p
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #36 on: 05-23-2004 17:03 »

Should i wait till the end of Puberty  ;)
sheep555

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #37 on: 05-23-2004 17:08 »

Oh dear god. Tell me this thread isn't happening.
cyba

Bending Unit
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« Reply #38 on: 05-23-2004 17:10 »

I read somewhere that Billy West is extremely well endowed.  :eek:
leelaholic

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #39 on: 05-23-2004 17:13 »

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