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Pitt Clemens

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« on: 03-26-2004 02:41 »
OK, what posts can you think of that would guarantee that the Board discussion is over?

I'll kick it off with:

"Dude I had this dream last night I had sex with a cartoon character"

"Zits are attractive, If I guy told me he had zits on his back, I'd totally go there!"

"Here's a picture of me throwing up:"

Mod's shutting a thread down does not count
nerdlingus

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« Reply #1 on: 03-26-2004 02:50 »
"chatroom this, chatroom that...."

etc..etc..
chay´s head

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« Reply #2 on: 03-26-2004 02:56 »
"LET GET A PETITION GOING TO BRING BACK FUTURAMA!!!"
Archie2K

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« Reply #3 on: 03-26-2004 02:57 »
I'm voting <insert female PEELer here> and that pulls her into the lead.
Zed 85

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« Reply #4 on: 03-26-2004 03:01 »
Many times it seems to be when I post what I feel about the situation, then it appears no one else can be bothered to reply. It doesn't always happen here, but at other boards...  :nono:
Tweek

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« Reply #5 on: 03-26-2004 03:57 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2004 03:57 »
 
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
I'm voting <insert female PEELer here> and that pulls her into the lead.
I don't get that   :p
mikey

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« Reply #6 on: 03-26-2004 05:38 »
...and that was the second time I got crabs
M0le

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« Reply #7 on: 03-26-2004 06:12 »
....and that's how I got my AIDS.
Zed 85

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« Reply #8 on: 03-26-2004 06:34 »
...But seriously...
Beamer

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« Reply #9 on: 03-26-2004 06:45 »
"Hey everyone, Hypno Toad is back with a brand new hat!"
nerdlingus

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« Reply #10 on: 03-26-2004 06:51 »
Meh...
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #11 on: 03-26-2004 07:14 »
Hey evy won! 1 N00b! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Cheese

yeah. that'll do it...
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #12 on: 03-26-2004 09:12 »
Who wants to have sex with Bob Saget?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #13 on: 03-26-2004 09:13 »
Hey, wanna see my corns?
mikey

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« Reply #14 on: 03-26-2004 10:13 »
Technically, the rhoids are still there, but ya'know, the pain is gone... Thats what matters right?
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #15 on: 03-26-2004 10:21 »


mmm.....chicken. :drools:
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #16 on: 03-26-2004 11:02 »
That one should do it:

 
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
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Most tasteless comments actually get a good conversation going, even though this conversation is going to be off-topic.

What usually kills the thread are extremely long posts, especially rants, filled with lots of statistics. I'm not going to create an example for that though.
Tweek

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« Reply #17 on: 03-26-2004 11:26 »
Laura, that picture reminds me, there is a pub called The Bucket of Blood at Phillack in Cornwall, apparently it is haunted  :p
Mr.MastodonFarm

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« Reply #18 on: 03-26-2004 13:49 »
...will PETA be giving those buckets away in New Jersey, and to adults? It looks like it comes with a lot of cool stuff.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #19 on: 03-26-2004 14:11 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2004 14:11 »
"Hold on, let me just finish masturbating..."
"Did I mention I'm the grand wizard of the KKK?"

Those are good ways to kill a thread.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #20 on: 03-26-2004 14:15 »
So.... you guys ever wank till it hurts?
Guy

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« Reply #21 on: 03-26-2004 15:10 »
Any Simpsons fans out there? I couldn't find any threads, probably because I'm a stupid n00b....
Archie2K

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« Reply #22 on: 03-26-2004 15:43 »
Actually yes Faze. When I was still young and nubile and I didn't know how hard I could go until I found out the hard way and got a small red mark on the side of my penis. I couldn't wank for three days. True story.
Y_L_B

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« Reply #23 on: 03-26-2004 16:02 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2004 16:02 »
 
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
Actually yes Faze. When I was still young and nubile and I didn't know how hard I could go until I found out the hard way and got a small red mark on the side of my penis. I couldn't wank for three days. True story.

Oh, man... That should cover it...
Y_L_B

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« Reply #24 on: 03-26-2004 16:06 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2004 16:06 »
EDIT: Sorry for the double post...

[Patchy]I hate technology!!![/Patchy]

Somebody please delete this.  :)
Mouse On Venus

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« Reply #25 on: 03-26-2004 16:18 »
Man, I wish my 22nd ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me and then break up with me after I forgave him twice and emotionally blackmailed him by pretending to be pregnant and pretended to get an abortion for him and then actually did have an abortion for him.
mic

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« Reply #26 on: 03-26-2004 16:23 »
<insert boring rant about your choice of software, and how you couldn't code a website well if your life depended on it>   ;)
Jamesbondcja

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« Reply #27 on: 03-26-2004 16:28 »
"Dont you love the Avril Lavigne song...." - instant death.
newhook_1

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« Reply #28 on: 03-26-2004 16:42 »
*Makes long assed rant about something*

*It gets completely ignored and no one replies*
chay´s head

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« Reply #29 on: 03-26-2004 17:59 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2004 17:59 »
*hi im a huge futurama fan, just wondering, What the name of the guy who gets sent back in time???*

*what about all the good things hitler did?* - not so much shut a thread down as liven it up, but still funny
Coop

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« Reply #30 on: 03-26-2004 18:14 »
"I got a very naughty email today, I'm glad I bought my grandpa that computer for christmas."
Teral

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« Reply #31 on: 03-26-2004 18:30 »
 
Quote
Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
"Here's a picture of me throwing up:"

I guess you never saw Sarge's puke picture. Always a welcome addition to a thread.

"So the Ebola virus? That's gotta suck."
Chelsea

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« Reply #32 on: 03-26-2004 18:31 »
"My cat just did the cutest thing..."
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #33 on: 03-26-2004 19:16 »
 
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Originally posted by Teral:
 I guess you never saw Sarge's puke picture. Always a welcome addition to a thread.

"So the Ebola virus? That's gotta suck."


I killed the St. Patricksday thread with a picture of a guy puking green.
Teral

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« Reply #34 on: 03-26-2004 19:20 »
I saw that, it was good. Though I think what killed the thread was the fact that St Paddy's day was over.
PCC Fred

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« Reply #35 on: 03-26-2004 19:24 »
 
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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
 I killed the St. Patricksday thread with a picture of a guy puking green.

Have you noticed that no metter what you eat, it always comes back up as diced carrots?
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #36 on: 03-26-2004 19:25 »
Aw.
 :cry: Goodbye sparkle of glory, so cruelly taken away...

Anyway back on topic: 15 year olds are pretty hot don't you think?
PCC Fred

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« Reply #37 on: 03-26-2004 19:38 »
What do those stars underneath your name mean?

I Love Lisa Simspson, She Is Cool

What's teh name of teh episode whgere time keeps on slipping?

Who is teh most annoying peeler? (For full effectiveness, thread must also contain a poll with nonsensical choices)

FUCK YOU SCOTTY AND SLIMMY and variations thereof
Dr. Morberg

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« Reply #38 on: 03-26-2004 19:42 »
"Hi I'm Teeside Inc!"

"asd;fjkklg;lkj
I'm sorry, I just got the urge to make out with my keyboard. Don't you guys ever do it?"

"90 year olds are pretty hot don't you think?"
Anarchist

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« Reply #39 on: 03-26-2004 19:43 »
Anyone who cares about my existance, please respond.
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