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Tweek

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« on: 03-04-2004 14:59 »
Time for the new thread  :)
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« Reply #1 on: 03-04-2004 15:00 »
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Ozymandias reference!    :p
aslate

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« Reply #2 on: 03-04-2004 15:01 »
Even if i don't get the reference, Tweek comes up with great names!
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #3 on: 03-04-2004 15:01 »
I think someone cheated. :p
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« Reply #4 on: 03-04-2004 15:02 »
You beet me to it ya bastard, I mean congrats Tweek.  ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 03-04-2004 15:03 »
*shoots Tweek with a shotgun*

Oh wait, you didn't use your name.
*calls ambulance*  :p
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« Reply #6 on: 03-04-2004 15:04 »
the old test thread is dead,
long live the new test thread.

and i do have to admit, the title is cool...  :)
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #7 on: 03-04-2004 15:05 »
I just can't make myself read the thread title without seeing "behold my testes ye mighty, and despair".
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« Reply #8 on: 03-04-2004 15:07 »
Look at me, i'm Testing!

Ha. Yeah. I'll be here for a while being a bit bored. So, let's just get straight to a topic to stop this thread from starting on a pile of spam and building forth on the same principle.

Hmm... Topic... Okay, here's a topic that i've thought of for no particular reason: Genital herpes. Is there any way of removing them quickly and easily using household cleaning products? So, discuss to your hearts' content! No rush on an answer.

Well, before tomorrow would be nice.
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« Reply #9 on: 03-04-2004 15:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2004 15:08 »
That's what it should have been...

...are we required to spend these first two pages complaining about the name, or what?

You can (painfully) attempt to remove herpes sores with a brillo pad and some antibacterial soap. It didn't work, though...
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« Reply #10 on: 03-04-2004 15:11 »
@Sammy, if I were Cube I would sugest Febreeze, since im not Cube_166 I say what about some sort of febreeze would be good.
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« Reply #11 on: 03-04-2004 15:14 »
 
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Originally posted by aslate:
Even if i don't get the reference, Tweek comes up with great names!

In case anyone else doesn't get the reference:

Ozymandias

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

-Percy Bysshe Shelley
1792-1822
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« Reply #12 on: 03-04-2004 15:14 »
Damn you CJA! you know me too well... I'll suggest Febreze anyway, because the situation just wouldn't be complete without it.
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #13 on: 03-04-2004 15:19 »
Whoa, I just now bothered to look closely enough at Cube's avvy to see what it was. Shadehawk! Good job, old bean.

Not as good as 'Nique from Sinfest, but still.  ;)
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« Reply #14 on: 03-04-2004 15:22 »
Hurray for the new test thread! My friend is making me a siggy and soon I will :gasp: TEST in the test thread!

Also sammy: try bleach or acid, and if this is really a personal problem, then you should consult a paediatrician (or possibly a butcher) right away....

I am aware that I just refered Sammy to a paediatrician, but I like to think that these things are measured by Mental age, not physical.  :p
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« Reply #15 on: 03-04-2004 15:31 »
 
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
I just can't make myself read the thread title without seeing "behold my testes ye mighty, and despair".
Hahaha  :laff: Perhaps I should have typed that by "mistake"  :p
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« Reply #16 on: 03-04-2004 15:33 »
good title, for i actually understood that ozymandias-reference. even though i'm german and i've never seen a german translation of that poem (i guess there is, but it's not very popular).
for i have already written a test about this very poem. and as the test was an a+, it's a good thread title.
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« Reply #17 on: 03-04-2004 15:37 »
I should have never had mercy on IE. Look where it got me...

@Spiff: A+?? What does that compare to in the German grade system?
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« Reply #18 on: 03-04-2004 15:45 »
 
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Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:
Genital herpes. Is there any way of removing them quickly and easily using household cleaning products?

Why in the world would you want to get rid of them? There's nothing wrong with the "experienced" look. In fact, lots of girls go for that.
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« Reply #19 on: 03-04-2004 15:47 »
Well, when you're no longer able to see your genitals, I think you have a problem.

Or so my friend tells me.
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« Reply #20 on: 03-04-2004 15:52 »
Use bleech.
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« Reply #21 on: 03-04-2004 15:53 »
Or an angle grinder.
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« Reply #22 on: 03-04-2004 16:03 »
Yeah, maybe a grindstone. Or stick it in a Smithy's oven.
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« Reply #23 on: 03-04-2004 16:24 »
Not bad title...

I didn't say it was good either  :p
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« Reply #24 on: 03-04-2004 16:35 »
 
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Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
@Spiff: A+?? What does that compare to in the German grade system?

15 points. the german grade system is complicated, we only use the 1-6 marks untill the 11th grade. as soon as you enter that grade, you get points, from 0 (that's damn bad) to 15. everything below 5 points (which would equal a D) is dangerously bad.
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« Reply #25 on: 03-04-2004 16:35 »
I think Sam needs to cut them things off.

Now no one knows what I'm talkin about.
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« Reply #26 on: 03-04-2004 16:40 »
 
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
Now no one knows what I'm talkin about.

You're right. I usually just assume you're saying random stuff, and you threw me off guard by talking about the topic at hand. Kudos.   :p
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« Reply #27 on: 03-04-2004 17:23 »
 
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I think Sam needs to cut them things off.

Only if you eat them.
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« Reply #28 on: 03-04-2004 17:25 »
So, Lampy, care to let us in on the funky-fresh name? I desire knowledge of this alleged "Lamp Incident".
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« Reply #29 on: 03-04-2004 17:29 »
Yes, regail us, terrify us, sadden us, overjoy us, wet our pants...

Or take it to the "What's with the name?" thread.
(Shame on you LAN!)
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« Reply #30 on: 03-04-2004 17:31 »
Ozy-what?  Poetry?  I don't read the stuff, so I'd never get the reference.  It's about as recognizable to me as Nurdbot's Cowboy Bebop test thread titles were before I watched Bebop.  I'll grade the title a 4/10.
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« Reply #31 on: 03-04-2004 17:52 »
I missed the end of the PotM thread, I just want to say congratulations to DrT!  :cool:
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« Reply #32 on: 03-04-2004 17:58 »
 
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Or take it to the "What's with the name?" thread.
(Shame on you LAN!)

I would, except that I want people to actually read his rambling story of magic and heroism. Ooh, burn!

Plus, he's new. Odds are he'd see a posting in the test thread sooner than he'd see one in the "What's with the name?" one.
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #33 on: 03-04-2004 18:00 »
Maybe Lampy is inspired by Calvin & Hobbes, which is not the worst thing to be inspired by.
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« Reply #34 on: 03-04-2004 18:30 »
Bastards.... :nono:
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« Reply #35 on: 03-04-2004 20:02 »
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new siggy!
this quote is awesome   :D


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<StuartB> Margarita has the sharp and bitter cynicism of a 43 year old divorcee.
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #36 on: 03-04-2004 20:51 »
 
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
I think Sam needs to cut them things off.

Only if you eat them.


I'll make you eat them because you said that.

So Margarita is 43 years old now? That's really odd.  :p
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« Reply #37 on: 03-04-2004 22:45 »
I think that people should post more in THIS THREAD HERE. We need more of that kind of thing, rather than this kind of thing (test threads that take 19 pages to really get going).
LAN.gnome

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« Reply #38 on: 03-05-2004 00:06 »
Sweet zombie Jesus; this thread is getting out of hand.

I mean, I'm excited and all about the Volume 3 Futurama DVDs, but damn.
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« Reply #39 on: 03-05-2004 00:13 »
Obviously, LAN, you're not a super-huge nerd with nothing better to do than count down the days until season 3's release.

a BOTPD.
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