Robbie Williams - Rock DJ
He even admitted himself that these lyrics are a total load of shit! Some of the worst song lyrics in history! period...

Me with the floorshow
Kickin' with your torso
Boys getting high
And the girls even more so
Wave your hands if your not with the man
Can I kick it?
(Yes you can)
I got
(Funk)
You got
(Soul)
We got everybody
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
It's time to move your body

Babylon back in business
Can I get a witness?
Every girl, every man
Houston, do you hear me?
Ground control, can you feel me?
Need permission to land
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But your making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keepin' me up all night

Singin' in the classes
Music for your masses
Give no head
No backstage passes
Have a proper giggle
I'll be quite polite
But when I rock the mic
I rock the mic
(Right)
You got no love, then you're with the wrong man
It's time to move your body
If you can't get a girl
But your best friend can
It's time to move your body

I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby just tease me
Got no family planned
Houston, can you hear me?

Ground control, can you feel me?

Need permission to land
I don't wanna rock DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keeping me up all night

Pimpin' aint easy
Most of them fleece me
Every night
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're sellin' it
It's alright

Come on

I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keeping me up all night

"If loving you with all my heart's a crime // then I'm guilty" as sung by those guys in Westlife or Blue.
That's just so amazingly trite. I really hate it when songwriters re-mutilate the old "the only thing I'm guilty of is loving you". They might as well have sung "If your body was some food in a buffet // Then I'm hungry"
I have so many of these, but most of them are boyband song excerpts, so I'll just wait until I remember something less obvious.

I took a trip to the year 3000,
This song had gone multi-platinum,
Everyone bought our seventh album,
It had outsold Michael Jackson

- "Year 3000" by Busted. And any other Busted song. They all suck, and I'm the only person my age who actually knows that.

Girls don't like boys,
Girls like cards and money,
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny...
- "Girls And Boys" by Good Charlotte. I hate this song so much ...

Shut up, just shut up, shut up,
Shut up, just shut up, shut up,
Shut up, just shut up, shut up.. etc etc
- "Shut Up" by Black Eyed Peas. No explaination needed!

Can I use that line in a song Pikka?

Guess I'll have to make it legally differtne then. So:

"If your figure was an anchovie pizza then my digestive system is ready"

it is then.

I think this one the worst 

Fast Food Song - Fast Food Rockers

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And whenever it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

I can't wait till Busted actually do their name...

What about the Cha Cha Slide one?

Clap your hands everybody
Slide to the left
Take it back now yal
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha Cha now yal

To the left
Take it back now yal
Two hops this time
Two on the left
Two on the right
Cha Cha now yal

Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now yal
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Charlie Brown
Cha Cha now yal

Five hops this time
Touch your knees
How low can you go
Can go down low
All the way to floor
Can you bring it the top
Like you never never stop
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left lets stomp

Reverse Reverse
Reverse Reverse

Cha Cha now yal

CHEEKY GIRLS LYRICS

The Cheeky Song


ooh

Never ever ask. where do you go.
Never ever ask. what do you do.
Never ever ask. whats in your mind.
Never ever ask. if you'll but my.

Come and smile, don't be shy
touch my bum this is life.

[chorus]
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls'
you are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,
you are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.

mmm,cheeky cheeky,

ooh boys, cheeky girls
ooh girls, cheeky boys
ooh boys, cheeky girls
ooh girls, cheeky boys
ooh boys, cheeky girls
ooh girls, cheeky boys
ooh boys, cheeky girls
ooh girls, cheeky boys

Never ever ask,where you go
Never ever ask,what do you do
Never ever ask,whats in your mind
Never ever ask,if you'll be mine

Come and smile, don't be shy
touch my bum this is life.

[chorus]
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls'
you are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,
you are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.

[Instrumental]

Come and join the cheeky club,
This is what you want,
Come and sing the cheeky song,
Our cheeky song
Come and join the cheeky club,
This is what you want,
Come and sing the cheeky song,
Our cheeky song.

Come and smile, don't be shy
touch my bum this is life.

Cheeky Cheeky

[chorus 2x]

Cheeky Cheeky.

 http://www.grimmoire.com/flash/bootilicious.swf
It has been posted elsewhere by someone else, but now it has new relevance.

...and eggs: Death metal can be quite insightful. Opening of The Gates and Secured Limitatins by Morbid Angel are good examples (and the first one features spectacular drumming)

I'm wishin' you the best
Pray that you are blessed
Bring much success, no stress, and lots of happiness (I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blast you on the radio (I'm better than that)
I'm not gon lie on you and your family (I'm better than that)
I'm not gon hate on you in the magazines (I'm better than that)
I'm not gon compromise my Christianity (I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gon diss you on the internet
Cause my mama taught me better than that

Destiny's Child - Survivor

A common nominee for worst song/worst lyrics is "MacArthur Park," sung by Richard Harris (yes, the guy who played Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies).  I swear these are real:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

[musical interlude]

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[extended musical interlude]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"

Now don't get me wrong, most Smashing Pumpkins song lyrics aren't bad.  In fact, there are some Smashing Pumpkins songs that I rather like.  But seriously, "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."?  I can't remember the last time I heard a rhyme that inane, outside of rap lyrics.

Yeah, but for some reason, when the Sex Pistols did it, I liked it.

 

Originally posted by David A:
Yeah, but for some reason, when the Sex Pistols did it, I liked it.

Indeed, I liked it too, but that's a crappy lyric.

More...?

...Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do...

From "Space Oddity" - David Bowie.

No-one's even mentioning "The Laughing Gnome"!

@Melll: That's Fred, he's a "metrognome", hehehe

None of this is as bad as the random collection of words that is LFO's "Summer Girls."

Yeah..I like it when the girls stop by...in the summer
Do you remember, do your remember, when we met that summer

~Chorus:~

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer...
Verse 1:


Hip Hop Marmalade Spic and Span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cuz I can't speak baby
Somethin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer the went back home
Macaulay Culkin was in Home Alone
Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
~Chorus~


Verse 2:

Cherry Pez, Cold Crush, Rock, Stud, Boogie
Used to hate school, so I had to play hookie
Always been hip to the b-boy style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Reminds me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love Hip Hop and Rock &Roll
Dad took off when you where 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name is Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
~Chorus~


Verse 3:

In the summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
Boogaloo Shrimp and Pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there, oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man, Mr. Limpit
Think about that summer, and I bug cuz I miss it
Like the color Purple, Macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers, and a bunch of trees
Call you up but what's the use
I like Kevin Bacon, but i hate Foot Loose
Came in the door, I said it before
I think I'm over you, but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name is Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
~Chorus~


Verse 4:

Summer girls come, and summer girls go
Some are worth while, and some are so so
Summer girls come, and summer girls go
Some are worth while, and some are so so
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey, like I stole your bike
~Chorus~

Hmm... what is LFO? I think I recognize those lyrics...

Also, I present (some of) Bob Dylan's Rainy Day Women #12 & 35:

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

...if you're not familiar with it, the whole song is a variation on that. Still, I love it.

The absolute worst lyrics in history: straight from my old "Hit Machine 26" CD.

"We B Cool" by Real Blondes

We be, we be, we be cool
We be, we be, we be

We be cool, we be smart
From the head to the heart
We be cool
We be tuff, we be strong
In our mind, in our song
We be cool

If you wanna know what we're doing here
If you wanna know what we're saying yeah
If you wanna know what we're fighting for
Just open up your mind and your heart will follow
We know what it's like to be in your shoes
We know, cause we are who you are
We know all the good things that you want to do
Just listen up, we got something to say

We be cool, we be smart
From the head to the heart
We be cool
Go, go, Real Blondes say, go, go
We be tuff, we be strong
In our mind, in our song
We be cool
Go, go, Real Blondes say, go, go

If you wanna know how to party right
If you wanna play it cool yeah
If you wanna listen to good advice
Well just pick up the phone and we'll talk it over
We know all the hurt that you feel inside
We know cause we are who you are
We know all the secrets that you try to hide
Let's get online, and we'll talk right away

We be cool, we be smart
From the head to the heart
We be cool
We be tuff, we be strong
In our mind, in our song
We be cool
Go, Real Blondes say, go, Real Blondes say
Go, go, go
We be cool
Go, Real Blondes say, go, Real Blondes say
We be we be we be

[Calculon] That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! [/Calculon]

I need look no further than the sucky grunge band that came out of Britain. 

Warm sun feed me up
I'm leery loaded up
Loathing for a change
And i slip some
Boil away
Swallowed followed
Heavy about everything
But my love
Swallowed sorrowed
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
Just wanna be myself
Hey you said that you would love to try
Some
Hey you said that you would love to die
Some
In the middle of a world on a fishhook
You're the wave
You're the wave
You're the wave
Swallowed borrowed
Heavy about everything
But my love
Swallowed hollowed
Sharp about everyone
But yourself
Swallowed oh no
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and you're not
I'm with everyone and yet not
Piss on self - esteem
Forward busted knee
Sick head
Blackened lungs
And i'm a simple selfish son
Swallowed followed
Oh no i'm with everyone and yet not
Got to get away from here
Got to get away from here
I miss the one that i love a lot
I miss the one that i love a lot


Bush, "Swallowed."

Make matters worse by seeing the video.  What was going on in the 90's that could have inspired THAT?

This message has been edited because I like Radiohead.