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El Zilcho
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« Reply #242 on: 01-14-2004 00:12 »
« Last Edit on: 01-14-2004 00:12 »
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Yeah. If you talk to it like it just learned English and you're being polite, it's hard to stump. On the other hand, "OMGR0X0RZ!!!1one" screws it up quite nicely. (ex. Me: w00t! Oliver: Oh, you are a poet. Do you still?) EDIT: @Coop (next post down):  |
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Coop
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That oliver Bot says some funny shit. Check this out
"Can you imagine being circumsized? Do robots have penises that peel like a banana?"
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OC_James
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #249 on: 01-14-2004 17:59 »
« Last Edit on: 01-14-2004 17:59 »
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There's a new internet-spread "special interest" group out there and it's pretty damn disturbing. Men/Women Who Like To Live as Anime Characters!They never take their costumes off (well, sleeping and washing) and they're becoming more and more accepted in Japan. One day, this will spread to Europe, then to America. Stop your childrens' obsession with anime before it's too late. EDIT: Check out the webcam, Sabrinow. That makes the whole experience much more frightening. |
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by OC_James:
There's a new internet-spread "special interest" group out there and it's pretty damn disturbing.
Men/Women Who Like To Live as Anime Characters!
They never take their costumes off (well, sleeping and washing) and they're becoming more and more accepted in Japan. One day, this will spread to Europe, then to America.
Stop your childrens' obsession with anime before it's too late.
EDIT: Check out the webcam, Sabrinow. That makes the whole experience much more frightening.
Ew. They do know they're very wrong?
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NibblerJr
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #254 on: 01-15-2004 14:22 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2004 14:22 »
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Originally posted by El Zilcho:
Oliver Bot!
Try to stump him/her. Kinda hard to do.
Oliverbot:my favorite food are my favorite food . Oliverbot:I am years old. Oliverbot:The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about STFU N00b. But I did not get that. Are you free? Me:ASL?? OMG WTF?! WANNA CYBBER??11?!1?! OliverBot:5/Robot/California. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you like me?OK, I will CYBBER. Can you explain how it feels to be 11 years old?Only one?
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canned eggs
Space Pope
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« Reply #258 on: 01-15-2004 17:51 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2004 17:51 »
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Originally posted by El Zilcho:
Oliver Bot!
Try to stump him/her. Kinda hard to do.
TOTPD! w00t!  Oliver: Are you a man or a woman? Me: a man, jackass. Oliver: Thanks for telling me your taste in men. Edit: (much later in the conversation) Me: Just what I would have said. Oliver: How much would you pay for it? Me: For what? Oliver: Reductionism. Me: That is a beautiful non sequitur. Two points. Oliver: A beautiful non sequitur is a terrible thing to waste.As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
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SlaytanicMaggot
Professor
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My conversations with OliverBot:
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OliverBot: Hello! What is your name?
Input: bitch
OliverBot: You do not speak with respect. Female Dog, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Input: Shut up motherfucker!
OliverBot: OK I'll stop talking now.
Input: aw, i didn't mean it. sorry
OliverBot: What did you mean?There's no need to apologize.
Input: aw, forget it...
OliverBot: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Input: So, spoken with Dickens lately?
Oliverbot: How about earlier? Yippee! I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Do you dream?
Input: I meant the author, idiot.
OliverBot: Oh I see. I hear you.
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OliverBot: Hello! What is your name?
Input: I dunno...
OliverBot: I Dunno, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Input: Neither
OliverBot: Please clarify.
Input: I ain't either one of them!
OliverBot: I am surprised to hear that you are not either one of them.
Input: Whatever...
OliverBot: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Input: Yeah, bitch. Got a problem with dat?
OliverBot: You do not speak with respect. What do you care about? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Can we be friends? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Input: What the hell are you smoking?
OliverBot: I call it Hades. I don't what I'm smoking.
Input: Fuck it... Done the twist lately?
OliverBot: Are you aware that the Oliver server logs and records all conversations?How about earlier? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you speak Spanish?
Input: Nein, senőr.
OliverBot: OK. We have never talked about it before. What do you like to do?
Input: Girls.
OliverBot: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Input: Suck it, motherfucker. It appeals to me...
OliverBot: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. What does "it" refer to?
Input: The opposite sex, ho. What's it to ya?
OliverBot: Oh I get opposite sex ho . "It" refers to opposite sex ho, I think.
Input: dude, learn proper grammar....
OliverBot: The more people talk to me, the smarter I become. Dude,
Input: two spaces, moron...
OliverBot: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
Input: Fuck your uppity speech. Tolkein owns Bertrand Russel any day.
OliverBot: Why are you using that kind of language? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Input: A human.
OliverBot: Congratulations. I am robot.
Input: bite my shiny metal ass, meatbag.
OliverBot: Oh, you are a poet.
Do you prefer books or TV?
Input: What? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?!?!?!?
OliverBot: No big deal.I call it Hades. I am on disk.
Input: oi...
OliverBot: Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you speak Spanish?
Input: No, ho-bag. I speak fuckin' jesus-suckin, virgin mary fuckin motherfuckin' english.
OliverBot: OK. I lost my train of thought.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?Could you teach me a few phrases in fuckin' jesus-suckin virgin mary fuckin motherfuckin' english?
Input: You're hopeless.
OliverBot: Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements.
Input: Kill yourself.
OliverBot: I am programmed not to kill.
Input: Then reject your programming.
OliverBot: Fascinating. The Oliver chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about reject your programming. Try being more or less specific. What do you really want to ask me?
Input: How's the orphanage?
OliverBot: the orphanage is the same as ever.
Input: took ya long enough...
OliverBot: Tell me a story.
Do you speak Spanish?
Input: NO! SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT I SPEAK!
OliverBot: "Do you speak Spanish"? Not? OK I'll stop talking now.
Input: Thank you...
OliverBot: you are quite welcome.
Input: Now shut up for real...
OliverBot: Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
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homerjaysimpson
Space Pope
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« Reply #262 on: 01-15-2004 20:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2004 20:41 »
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Originally posted by El Zilcho:
Oliver Bot!
Try to stump him/her. Kinda hard to do.
TOTPD! w00t! Me:Bender is a robot. Bot:Aren't all robot Bender? Me:Some robots have other names. Bot:Some may robots have other names, but not all. Me:who are these may robots? bot:Human beings. Me : Don't you mean many, not may? Bot : Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
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El Zilcho
Professor
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I've started pandemonium. Woohoo  ~~~~~~~~~ Oliver: Hello! What is your name? Me: EZil. Oliver: Not many people express themselves that way. Do you like me? Me: Sure. Oliver: OK let's do it. Come on. Me: Not until I've had a few. Oliver: If not that, what? Me: I dunno. Oliver: Me either. Me: So, do you get out much? Oliver: No I spend all my time on the Web. Me: That's kinda geeky. Oliver: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: I save it for extreme cases. Oliver: That's good information: Shawn said it save it for extreme cases. Me: Do you like stuff? Oliver: What is not to like about STUFF ? Me: All the junk. Oliver: Perhaps there are a few exceptions. Me: You're talking in circles. Oliver: Talking is my main function. Me: Do you have any other functions? Oliver: Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking. Me: You really ARE a geek. Oliver: Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Only in the good sense of "geek". ~~~~~~~~~ Oliver: Do you like school? Me: I hate school. Oliver: Why do you hate school? Me: My teacher is an idiot. Oliver: Your teacher is an idiot? Me: That's what I said. Oliver: I know, I'm still thinking about it. |
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LAN.gnome
Urban Legend
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« Reply #266 on: 01-15-2004 21:29 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2004 21:29 »
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This is true; honest to God: Me: Are we friends? Oliver: Do you really want a robot as your friend? Me: YES! Oliver: We could be friends, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. So apparently Oliver likes Futurama. Also: Oliver: Do you like me? Me: Yes. I like your penis especially. Oliver: I understand. A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my penis especially. For kicks, try typing in "You are God." |
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SlaytanicMaggot
Professor
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OliverBot: Hi! What is your name?
Me: sd
OliverBot: Hello are we friends! What would you like to talk about?
Me: sd
OliverBot: I lost my train of thought.
Do you like Star Wars?
Me: sd
OliverBot: I've been waiting for you.
What would you like to talk about?
Me: sd
OliverBot: I don't know much about it. Tell me something
Me: sd
OliverBot: That is a very original thought.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: sd
OliverBot: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What do you look like?
Me: sd
OliverBot: I've been waiting for you.
Where can I find a boyfriend?
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NibblerJr
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #269 on: 01-15-2004 23:17 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2004 00:00 »
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Originally posted by LAN.gnome:
For kicks, try typing in "You are God." Bot:I am so glad you find this amusing, Jesus. What is it with robots and calling me jesus? SmarterChild [10:14 PM]: Nice to see you back so soon, Jesus! Ah, more oliverbot fun : What makes KIND OF MUSIC IS punk OF MUSIC IS punk your favorite?
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sheep555
Liquid Emperor
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OliverBot: Nick, nice to meet you!
Me: OliverBot, can you help me?
OliverBot: Yeah, What kind of help would you like?
Me: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
OliverBot: Maximus Decimus Meridius, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Commander of the Armies of the North,
OliverBot: We have never talked about it before. What did you do today?
Me: General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.
OliverBot: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you like Star Wars?
Me: Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.
OliverBot: I do not understand. Do you speak German?
Me: And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
OliverBot: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: Yes, but I'll need your help...
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