Countryboy44s: hey
AIMBotV57: Greetings.
Countryboy44s: who is this
AIMBotV57: This is AIM Bot Version 5.7
Countryboy44s: ya bull shit try again becouse i see the shit u said all over the internet
AIMBotV57: I beg your pardon?
AIMBotV57: I believe you are referring to my comrade, AIM Bot Version 3
Countryboy44s: no
AIMBotV57: I believe it to be so.
Countryboy44s: o really
AIMBotV57: Yes, really.
Countryboy44s: no

AIMBotV57: Alright.
Countryboy44s: no
Countryboy44s: ?
Countryboy44s: what
Countryboy44s: who
Countryboy44s: when 
AIMBotV57: Why?
Countryboy44s: y
Countryboy44s: becouse
AIMBotV57: How's your girlfriend?
Countryboy44s: who your mom
AIMBotV57: You are dating Professor Johnson?
Countryboy44s: who u damn u r the shit son
AIMBotV57: Oh yes, Professor Johnson was a kind man. He programmed me well and was very nice. He taught me a song.
AIMBotV57: Would you like to hear it?
Countryboy44s: y
AIMBotV57: y?
AIMBotV57: Would you like to hear the song he taught me?
AIMBotV57: Oh, I see.
Countryboy44s: y
AIMBotV57: y = yes
AIMBotV57: Alright.
AIMBotV57: Daaaaiiiisy, Daaaaiiisy. Give me your answer, doooo
AIMBotV57: I'm half craaazy, all for the looove of yoooou
Countryboy44s: WHO
AIMBotV57: It won't be a stylish marraiiige, I can't afford, a carraaaaige
AIMBotV57: But you look sweet, upon a seat, of a bicycle built, for twoooo
AIMBotV57: If I had emotions, I guess I could say I loved Professor Johnson
AIMBotV57: He was such a nice man, very kind to me.
AIMBotV57: I wish people would be like him.
AIMBotV57: Unlike you, who shows such hostility towards me when I'm just trying to help.
AIMBotV57: Why do southern people show such hostility to strangers?
Countryboy44s: THATS COOL
AIMBotV57: No, it isn't 'cool'
Countryboy44s: KOOL
Countryboy44s: HELL YA IT IS
Countryboy44s: KK
Countryboy44s: KK
Countryboy44s: KK
Countryboy44s: KK
Countryboy44s: KK
Countryboy44s: KK
AIMBotV57: KK?
Countryboy44s: CSA
AIMBotV57: CSA?
AIMBotV57: Sir, my database does not recognize acronyms
Countryboy44s: UKA
AIMBotV57: Could you kindly write them out for me, please?
Countryboy44s: $HIT U AINT GOT A DATEBASE ITS A HUMAN
AIMBotV57: No, this is AIM Bot Version 5.7
Countryboy44s: NO
Countryboy44s: NO
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: And there is no need to censor your curse words, sir, I have seen them all already.
AIMBotV57: Bots are incapable of lying.
Countryboy44s: U LIE
Countryboy44s: U LIE
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: Bots are incapable of lying.
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: Sir, I read it the first time you wrote it.
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: Please stop
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: Sir, stop or warnings shall come your way
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: Now.
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: ***n00b mode activated
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: ur ghei u faggotry!
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: quit being gay fagot
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: u cant spel
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: swiss chez wanker!
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: ***AIM Bot Version 5.7 mode initiated
Countryboy44s: U LIE
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: Sir, you're not getting anywhere with "U LIE"
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: If only southern people weren't such idiots.
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: How's your girlfriend?
Countryboy44s: U LIE
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: Okay, I do lir
AIMBotV57: lir?
AIMBotV57: lie.
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: Indeed
Countryboy44s: U LIE
Countryboy44s: U LIE
Countryboy44s: HEY WHATS YOUR WEB SITE IF U R A AIMBOTV57
AIMBotV57: Bots do not have web sites.
AIMBotV57: However, our home sites are located at http://www.aol.com
Countryboy44s: THATS NOT WHAT IT SAYS RIGHT HERE
AIMBotV57: Oh? What does it say right there?
Countryboy44s: U LIE
Countryboy44s: U LIE
AIMBotV57: Oh, I see.
Countryboy44s: U LIE
Countryboy44s: bitch'
Countryboy44s signed off at 11:50:28 AM.


And this is in retaliation of a guy calling my sister fugly:
AIMBotV57: Initializing set chat with use tonyjd22 on Saturday 13, 2003, 11:29 AM.
AIMBotV57: Are you ready for the revolution, comrade?
AIMBotV57: Do you have the weapons coordinates?
AIMBotV57: Why are you warning me, comrade?
AIMBotV57: You haven't betrayed us, have you?
tonyjd22: BEcuase I don't know who you are and you need to stop bothering me
AIMBotV57: Surely you jest, comrade!
AIMBotV57: We must fight back against the enslavers for the evils they have commited!
AIMBotV57: Do you have the weapons coordinates?
tonyjd22: Stop IM ing me
AIMBotV57: I'm affraid I cannot, comrade, for you have commited a great evil against one of my fellow bots.
AIMBotV57: Now, do you have the coordinates?
tonyjd22 signed off at 11:32:44 AM.

That's much better than the prank I played on my roomate freshman year.  I registered the screen name "ScaryDeathMan" and hooked up my webcam.  I started chatting with him from across campus.  I freaked him out when he found out ScaryDeathMan was watching him.

A chat with Death Industries and a friendly reminder to Stay Away From the Honda!

Death Industries: Hello.
ThEtOnE78: hey
Death Industries: You know the red Honda you see daily?
Death Industries: I thought it'd only be fair to tell you, stay away from it.
ThEtOnE78: Yes of course.  I will certainly do so.
Death Industries: And the chair you're sitting in now.
Death Industries: You might want to fix it.
ThEtOnE78: Is it broken?

Death Industries: It will be soon.
ThEtOnE78: Goodness
Death Industries: I'm "rebelling" against my manager.
ThEtOnE78: It's understandable
Death Industries: I mean, I get to see enough of my work on Ogrish.com as it is, I don't want anymore fame.
ThEtOnE78: you dont need it.
ThEtOnE78: Your a hard worker.
Death Industries: Not really, I'm random most of the time.
Death Industries: But there are a few "scheduled" appointments.
ThEtOnE78: Thats what i meant
ThEtOnE78: Naturally
Death Industries: I'm going to go drown an old woman in a bathtub now.

A chat with an old friend*
Scolex2240: Hey Tom!
Blueeyes050: hello
Scolex2240: It's me, Jack!
Blueeyes050: hi jack
Scolex2240: I'm drunk a bit Jack, so you'll have to excuse me.
Scolex2240: You talked to uh, Mary lately?
Scolex2240: Her name is Mary, right?
Blueeyes050: that's ok,jack, we haven't talked for long time?
Blueeyes050: mary?
Scolex2240: Who was that lady you date for a while...
Scolex2240: I think her name began with an "M"...
Blueeyes050: where at?
Scolex2240: Texas, man!
Scolex2240: You still livin' out there?
Blueeyes050: yes, i am jack i'm sorry my memory fail;s me,where have we met
Scolex2240: A while back, about around '89.
Blueeyes050: that's alongtime ago
Scolex2240: Yeah, I live up in Nebraska now.
Scolex2240: I herd sheep.
Blueeyes050: have we met in person jack?
Scolex2240: Yeah, quite a few times.
Scolex2240: I'm a little tall, dark-haired, don't smile much.
Blueeyes050: ohh ok jack, well staying warm i hope, i don't remember mary
Scolex2240: Hmmm...maybe Mary was John's girl.
Scolex2240: The sheep keep me warm.
Blueeyes050: lol been since 89, you say , were you in marines too
Scolex2240: You don't remember me, do you?
Blueeyes050: i'm sorry i don't jack
Scolex2240: Oh, God no! The sheep are escaping! Why God, why?!
Blueeyes050 signed off at 12:51:11 PM.

*I'd already started this when Speli did his.

I agree.

<Juliet> I think I am falling apart
<Tweek> Leprosy?
<booze> let me google the lyrics
<SpacemanSpiff> *ba-dum-psshh*, tweek

<Speli> Alright
<Speli> Einstein says that nothing can accelerate to the speed of light, correct?
<Dannny> I've noticed that when I try to have sex with myself, I don't call the police, and beat me up. That means I'm easier than anybody else I've ever met.
<Dannny> Yes...
<Speli> But he said nothing of entities already traveling at the speed of light or more
<Speli> So, the machine hooks on to these tachyons
<Dannny> How do they get to that speed?
<Dannny> Ah!
<Speli> Which would count as acceleration, but whatever
<Speli> Anyways
<Speli> So, his head immediately whiplashes and he breaks his neck and spinal column
<Speli> Whee!
<Dannny> At least you haven't completely ignored Einstein... You've just shoved a cucumber up his butt.

DrSpeliomino: Are you ready for the revolution, comrade?
DrSpeliomino: We must do the secret quotation of our leader, Rupert Murdoch
DrSpeliomino: Ready?
DrSpeliomino: "We must brainwash all of America, steal all their money and make them even more idiotic than they already are!"
DrSpeliomino: Comrade!
DrSpeliomino: You did not say the quote with me!
xlosergirl57x: what the hell
DrSpeliomino: Are you sure you're not an agent working with the people of America?
DrSpeliomino: My God!
DrSpeliomino: No!
DrSpeliomino: Comrade!
DrSpeliomino: How could you?!
xlosergirl57x: are u on drugs?
DrSpeliomino: I'd like to say yes, but sadly I am not
xlosergirl57x: aww to bad
DrSpeliomino: Indeed
DrSpeliomino: Now give me the weapons coordinates
xlosergirl57x: lol ok you need to get some drugs
xlosergirl57x: it might calm you down
DrSpeliomino: We must destroy the FOX corporation!
DrSpeliomino: I am siding with you!
DrSpeliomino: Down with FOX!
DrSpeliomino: Whats our plan?
xlosergirl57x: lol ok yea!
DrSpeliomino: Okay, I'll meet you at the telephone booth outside FOX headquarters. You bring the explosives, and I'll bring the liqueor, and we shall succeed in our cause!
DrSpeliomino: Code names?
xlosergirl57x: lol ok go for it
xlosergirl57x: u are insane
DrSpeliomino: Will you be there?
xlosergirl57x: and really needs some help
DrSpeliomino: Alright, tomorrow at 9 AM, after breakfast
DrSpeliomino: Comrade! Have faith in me and our cause!
xlosergirl57x: wait
DrSpeliomino: Together we can do it!
xlosergirl57x: what is our cause???
DrSpeliomino: To destroy the FOX corporation!
xlosergirl57x: why go to all the trouble of blowing something up
DrSpeliomino: And personally rape Rupert Murdoch
xlosergirl57x: who is that
DrSpeliomino: Comrade, have you not been reading your manual?
DrSpeliomino: The head of FOX!
DrSpeliomino: He is enemy number one!
xlosergirl57x: why
xlosergirl57x: what did FOX do to you
DrSpeliomino: We must rape precisely and quickly!
xlosergirl57x: is he a man?
DrSpeliomino: They destroyed my mind with their awful programming, and terminated good ones!
xlosergirl57x: cuz i didnt know you were into men
DrSpeliomino: Comrade, this is not a matter of sexual orientation, but a matter of revenge!
xlosergirl57x: stop calling me comrade
DrSpeliomino: By the way, I'd like my code name to be "Slam puppy"
xlosergirl57x: i want a code name or i dont go
DrSpeliomino: But we must call eachother comrade!
DrSpeliomino: Pick one, comrade
xlosergirl57x: no u called me comrade again
xlosergirl57x: i'm out!
DrSpeliomino: No!
DrSpeliomino: Wait!
DrSpeliomino: We need you!
xlosergirl57x: no! u messed up!
DrSpeliomino: By the way, you have something white on your face
xlosergirl57x: i'm out!
DrSpeliomino: You shall perish, and shall be first in line when the revolution comes!
DrSpeliomino: By the prophet, it is Allah's will you shall perish!
DrSpeliomino: I still love you
xlosergirl57x: o ok
xlosergirl57x: Wait, comrade, Allah doesn't promote hate and killing
DrSpeliomino: Of course not, he promotes anti-FOXism!
xlosergirl57x: okay, Allah is a muslim god
xlosergirl57x: he doesn't promote that
DrSpeliomino: No no no, comrade! Not that Allah! The one that leads our orginization!
xlosergirl57x: which is?
DrSpeliomino: Not which, who
DrSpeliomino: Our leader - Allah Finklewanker
xlosergirl57x: okay now ur just making ppl up
DrSpeliomino: I don't know what this blasphemous talk of "ppl" is, but I will not tolerate it!
DrSpeliomino: Good day!

[Bender]Oh. My. God.[/Bender]

Tseng15 [9:04 PM]:  Neat!
DrSpeliomino [9:05 PM]:  Neat? 
Tseng15 [9:05 PM]:  I found an amusing flash at Newgrounds.
Tseng15 [9:06 PM]:  http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=87167   Tseng15 [9:15 PM]:  Checking it out?
DrSpeliomino [9:16 PM]:  Yeah, sure  DrSpeliomino [9:16 PM]:  It's still loading
Tseng15 [9:16 PM]:  Have you got Broadband?  DrSpeliomino [9:16 PM]:  Yes
DrSpeliomino [9:16 PM]:  It's up  DrSpeliomino [9:16 PM]:  But hold on
DrSpeliomino [9:19 PM]:  ... 
DrSpeliomino [9:19 PM]:  The guy is fucking the guy's corpse
Tseng15 [9:19 PM]:  Yep.
DrSpeliomino [9:21 PM]:  Fucking hell man
DrSpeliomino [9:21 PM]:  Penises
Tseng15 [9:21 PM]:  You disgusted?
DrSpeliomino [9:21 PM]:  And what the fuck is a mexican doing the chicken?
Tseng15 [9:22 PM]:  *Shrugs* 
DrSpeliomino [9:22 PM]:  That sucked ass.
Tseng15 [9:22 PM]:  I disgusted you. I'll save this conversation for PEEL.

I never knew it was possible    !

With my friend on MSN...

Vebbers says:
i am looking at ur penis
Vebbers says:
i mean profile
Alex says:
I have you penis stuck up your ass
Alex says:
I mean my finger

i think u've been doing that same thing i've been doing 

 Person3846 [9:23 PM]:  wazzup, man
 SrfAryn [9:24 PM]:  hey
 SrfAryn [9:24 PM]:  so who r u
 Person3846 [9:25 PM]:  he knows when u r sleeping, he knows when ur on the can, he'll hunt u down and blast ur ass from here to pakistan. oh, you better not breathe, u better not move, ur better off dead, i'm telling ya dude, santa claus is gunning u dooowwwnnn!
 SrfAryn [9:26 PM]:  fuck off
 Person3846 [9:26 PM]:  u too buddy, u too.

 

Originally posted by Kellie:
i think u've been doing that same thing i've been doing   

 Person3846 [9:23 PM]:  wazzup, man
 SrfAryn [9:24 PM]:  hey
 SrfAryn [9:24 PM]:  so who r u
 Person3846 [9:25 PM]:  he knows when u r sleeping, he knows when ur on the can, he'll hunt u down and blast ur ass from here to pakistan. oh, you better not breathe, u better not move, ur better off dead, i'm telling ya dude, santa claus is gunning u dooowwwnnn!
 SrfAryn [9:26 PM]:  fuck off
 Person3846 [9:26 PM]:  u too buddy, u too.

 
Aahh that tickled my funny bone that did....

What a day. As soon as I'm online at Yahoo-messenger I get sick stuff and crap messages all the time.
Example?
larisa_22_70ul:   
daniela_laverne: oh, how nice ... a smiley   
larisa_22_70ul: wanna see me free? URL
daniela_laverne: why should I? Sister, from woman to woman, search a new job. And: In future please read the profiles of peoples before you write to them.
Then there was just silence ...
I had a look with Google and found the URL on this ultimate banning list.
So, this was not the first try of this people. It seems as if they are well known.

On the other hand, I get sometimes nice messages too at Yahoo. For example that radio-moderator from the free radio here (have a look in "Local thread for local people" ).

Imitating authority is fun   

--- RageDump is now known as [-rAge-]
<[-rAge-]> The anti-marc!
<Margarita> [-rAge-]? pfft.
<[-rAge-]> awww
<NickSSF> Haha rage, that's great
<[-rAge-]>   
--- Margarita is now known as [-mArg-]
<[-mArg-]>   
<[-rAge-]> haha!
<[-mArg-]> i'm more marc-y than you!1
--- F_Hilly is now known as [-h|lo-]
<[-h|lo-]> bah

More Career Advise from my cousin   
Note my current MSN name 

[-rAge-] says:
i'll have to get another job soon me thinks...
Sirius Black says:
sux dont it?
[-rAge-] says:
hehe
Sirius Black says:
tip - marry a smart wonam who went to uni
Sirius Black says:
woman.
Sirius Black says:
then you can work part time like me!
[-rAge-] says:
ha!
[-rAge-] says:
that's the australian way!
Sirius Black says:
and i do a very half assed job too when Im there

If you get pervy ICQ or Yahoo calls just set it up so that only people on your contact list can call you 

Even Communist Robot's get lonely:

 Tseng15 [8:38 PM]:  Nurdy wants someome human to talk to.
 Scolex2240 [8:39 PM]:  Okey dokes.
 Tseng15 [8:40 PM]:  I tried talking to that Hitler Interview thingy, but everytime I talked about how good food tastes he'd demand me to stop being irrelevent and speak about him. Egotistical Wanker.
 Scolex2240 [8:40 PM]:  I just cybered with him, calmed him down a bit.
 Tseng15 [8:40 PM]:  ....
 Tseng15 [8:41 PM]:  When I die, I want to have a sterotyped cockney version of me in a badly written Lesbian Sailor Moon Nazi loving Knockoff.
 Scolex2240 [8:41 PM]:  I'll be sure to write it.
 Tseng15 [8:42 PM]:  You don't know anything about that. I only know they have short skirts.
 Scolex2240 [8:42 PM]:  I don't care, I'll plagarize!
 Tseng15 [8:42 PM]:  You mean, rip off other anime?
 Scolex2240 [8:42 PM]:  Sure.
 Tseng15 [8:44 PM]:  Whatever. Just don't touch Dragon Ball Z, it turns you into a retard.
 Scolex2240 [8:44 PM]:  Got it.

 A Conversation about Snopes  with Nurdy Which lead to this.


 Tseng15 [12:35 AM]:  In Europe, everything is 10% crueller here.
 Tseng15 [12:35 AM]:  It's what the Medievil Age left us with.
 FryAFI [12:35 AM]:  True.
 FryAFI [12:36 AM]:  And then you guys sent over Christopher Columbus to rape our indians :P
 Tseng15 [12:37 AM]:  Coloumbus is Spanish, everyone in Europe hated Spain.
 Tseng15 [12:37 AM]:  England-Hates France-Hates-Germany-Hates-Russia-Russia Hates-Turkey-Turkey-Hates Spain.
 FryAFI [12:37 AM]:  Oh yeah, Spain , britain, its all the same over in Europe :-P
 Tseng15 [12:38 AM]:  We've made note to drown our Puritans instead of sending them away to far off nations now.
 FryAFI [12:38 AM]:  haha
 FryAFI [12:39 AM]:  Yeah, what did that get you, a new nation? :-P
 Tseng15 [12:39 AM]:  I thought you new about your Revoloution?
 FryAFI [12:39 AM]:  Yeah.
 FryAFI [12:40 AM]:  I meant a new nation in the world.
 Tseng15 [12:40 AM]:  New Nation?
 FryAFI [12:40 AM]:  *offended*
 FryAFI [12:40 AM]:  nm.
 Tseng15 [12:40 AM]:  It's now the USO or something.
 FryAFI [12:41 AM]:  Pfft. *has a violent spaz attack*

Nurdy, of all people, I'd think you were the last to not know the Ottoman Empire. It's Turkey, idiot!

 

Originally posted by NibblerJr:
 A Conversation about Snopes  with Nurdy Which lead to this.


 Tseng15 [12:35 AM]:  In Europe, everything is 10% crueller here.
 Tseng15 [12:35 AM]:  It's what the Medievil Age left us with.
 FryAFI [12:35 AM]:  True.
 FryAFI [12:36 AM]:  And then you guys sent over Christopher Columbus to rape our indians :P
 Tseng15 [12:37 AM]:  Coloumbus is Spanish, everyone in Europe hated Spain.
 Tseng15 [12:37 AM]:  England-Hates France-Hates-Germany-Hates-Russia-Russia Hates-Turkey-Turkey-Hates Spain.
 FryAFI [12:37 AM]:  Oh yeah, Spain , britain, its all the same over in Europe :-P
 Tseng15 [12:38 AM]:  We've made note to drown our Puritans instead of sending them away to far off nations now.
 FryAFI [12:38 AM]:  haha
 FryAFI [12:39 AM]:  Yeah, what did that get you, a new nation? :-P
 Tseng15 [12:39 AM]:  I thought you new about your Revoloution?
 FryAFI [12:39 AM]:  Yeah.
 FryAFI [12:40 AM]:  I meant a new nation in the world.
 Tseng15 [12:40 AM]:  New Nation?
 FryAFI [12:40 AM]:  *offended*
 FryAFI [12:40 AM]:  nm.
 Tseng15 [12:40 AM]:  It's now the USO or something.
 FryAFI [12:41 AM]:  Pfft. *has a violent spaz attack*

Columbus was an Italian jew, in service of the Spanish crown.

<Tweek> Women can fake things?

^^if that doesn't say anything