Pitt Clemens
Urban Legend
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« on: 09-16-2003 10:58 »
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OK, this morning I had the wierdest dream I've had in a while. My brother is in the car with me, and we're wanted because we're "Bulletholes." In my dream bulletholes was slang for drug dealer. I have no idea why we were drug dealers but we were. We're on the run, when all the cops on the road get distracted by an explosion at the airport behind us.
We make a break for it, and the next thing we know, There's this crazy looking guy walking behind us. We get up to a building surrounded by a chin link fence, there's the sherrif, and he has his head. Through the chain-link fence. He says to us.
"We have the mad bomber's name. His name is Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob..."
He keeps saying bob until the mad bomber (Bob) comes from behind him and snaps his neck through the chain-link fence. I jump the fence and killed the killer (It was very bloody). The last thing I remember thinking in the dream was why he kept repeating the killers name. Then I woke up to my alarm clock.
"bob bo bob bob"
I turn over the rest of the post to stories about alarm clocks, possibly dreams too.
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Cube_166
Professor
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I have developed a method of getting up, walking across the room, turning off my alarm clock and getting back into bed without waking up. Don't laugh. it's not funny if i can never get up on time.
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Killerfox
Professor
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lol get snooze alarms they ring each 7 minutes so you have to swich it off not just tap works for me
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kip
Professor
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My alarm or something else always wakes me up just as im at the apex of my dreams it sucks.
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Killerfox
Professor
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that usually happens when you are getting to the most exiting spot beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!!! it just sucks
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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I don't even have an alarm clock, well not one that works anyway...
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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I know we had a wierd dream thread, but as it is nearing its twentieth page I've decided to start posting in a cheap floozie thread on the side. I had a dream last week that Clark was still alive. Needless to say, when I woke up I needed two Zolofts.
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~FazeShift~
Moderator
DOOP Ubersecretary
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There's a new duvet cover thing that's going to replace shitty alarm clocks, it's full of light emitting stuff (I'm not sure how it works exactly) but all your bed covers gradually light up and wake you up slowly and peacefully. It's water proof (for washin') and you can set it to wake you up (obviously). I saw it on British TV a few months ago, on an inventions show, so it could be out soon.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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My mom has a clock like that. Unfortunately she wakes up to Nsync or Backstreet Boys or some crap like that. When she first got the clock, she mis-set it, and it managed to irritate me awake from half a house away.
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SlaytanicMaggot
Professor
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unless i'm really tired, i always seem to wake up about 10 minutes to half an hour before my alarm clock goes off...and probably my best dream I ever had in the world was cut off due to the sun waking me up...that really pissed me off.
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El Zilcho
Professor
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Originally posted by Cube_166: I have developed a method of getting up, walking across the room, turning off my alarm clock and getting back into bed without waking up. Don't laugh. it's not funny if i can never get up on time. Solidarity, brother! The same thing happens to me, so I have to have a system of 2 alarm clocks. Let's say I have to get up at 6:30. I set one alarm, a really loud one, right next to my head to go off at 6:20. The second one is set for 6:25, it's quieter and across the room, so it's more of a gentle reminder of "You just woke up five minutes ago, now get out of bed." Oddly enough, I've gotten so used to it, I just wake up at 6:30 and realize I've already turned my alarms off. I guess my brain goes "just five more minutes, I promise" every morning.
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kip
Professor
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the worst thing you can do is think you are smarter than time and set your clocks forward by 10 minutes... boy does that fsck you up. and eventually you get used to the fact that you still have 10 minutes before real time catches up.... and even when you look at the real time... you think you have 10 minutes.
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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I once made a "cage" with erector set type stings, and put the alarm clock in it. I had to wake up sufficiently to take it apart to deactivate the alarm clock sitting in it.
Then I realized the smart answer was to get a little more sleep.
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Cube_166
Professor
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I tried doing that, however i managed to condition myself to taking apart the cage turning of the alarm and getting back into bed without waking up.
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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I use the alarm on my radio which is the other side of the room so when it goes off I have to get up... I rarely set it unless I HAVE to get up though.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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My mobile phone is my alarm, and is hellishly loud.
Last night/this morning's dream involved some bizarre gameshow (specifics I cannot remember), I was only watching a preliminary round, so I never got to see who made it to the final.
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moonbus69
Bending Unit
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Did any of the trains enter any tunnels (heehee)? Me bad... Scariest dream ever was when a black panther got loose from a travelling circus, and was then inside my house. Just when I dreamed it was pouncing on me, an LP hanging above the bed fell on my head. Yikes! Best dream ever was that I was Sean Connery (as Bond), and there was a female double agent, and.... you can likely guess the rest.
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MuscaDomestica
Professor
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I don't need an alarm clock. When ever I set it 90% of the time I wake up a couple minutes before it goes off. The strange thing is I have no concept of time when I am awake...
The other 10 percent I usually wake up 1 hour past the time it goes off with the clock mysteriously turned off.
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