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FishyJoe

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« on: 08-03-2003 23:35 »
How much of a man are you?

I mean, El Zilcho(who sure is a manly man, don't get me wrong) has managed to shock me by posting this:

 
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By El Zilcho:
[a bunch of romantic garbage that nobody buys, in the "woo FemJesse" thread]

And Nurdbot(who claims to be male), managed to shock me further with this one:

 
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By Nurdbot:
I'm a girl, lah di dah, boo hoo hoo, I have emotions and I menstruate.

I mean, how unmanly can you get?

Which leads me to ask the question: how manly/unmanly are you?

I'll answer first, with confessions of the girliest thing I've done: I recently downloaded an mp3 of that "Chapel of Love" song. I also got that "you're the one that I long to kiss" song by The Vogues. I don't care what anyone says, that song is cute and catchy and romantic!

Bottom line: If you couldn't get the gist of my post, through my lame Totalnerduk parody, this is the thread where you guys can confess to the girliest things you've ever done, and also where you can bitch about the other side of gender stereotypes("do you ever feel like you only like girls because yer s'posed ta?" ).

Have fun, kiddos.
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #1 on: 08-03-2003 23:39 »
I dressed up as a wicked stepmother for a school play.

::giggles::
ShineFusion

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« Reply #2 on: 08-03-2003 23:42 »
Titmouse
*gigles like a school girl*
The Names Nick

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« Reply #3 on: 08-03-2003 23:45 »
Ok I confess!!!I sang along to the Barbie Song once.
ShineFusion

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« Reply #4 on: 08-03-2003 23:48 »
Sailor moon use to be my favourite show.
*Cowers in shame*
M5438

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« Reply #5 on: 08-03-2003 23:54 »
« Last Edit on: 08-03-2003 23:54 »
+ I own a large tractor and a chainsaw, both of which I actually use heavily.
+ I'm trained as a car mechanic.
+ I don't give a shit about how I dress and rarely shave.
+ I drive a pickup truck.
+ That truck has a manual transmission which I can actually operate skillfully (rare for an American.)

- That truck is small and does not have a V-8.
- I hate guns.
- Football is boring.
- I don't have an American flag on my truck.
- I don't even OWN an American flag.
- I study German. (One of the axis of countries that think America is stupid.   ;))

I don't know.  Other stuff.  I'm taking this way more seriously than it deserves.   :p

Edit: Yeah, way too much serious and sarcasticness.  I need to start paying attention and not not paying attention.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #6 on: 08-03-2003 23:54 »
I was a big fan of Carol Leifer's "Alright Already", during its one season on the WB.
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #7 on: 08-04-2003 00:02 »
I like small fuzzy animals and I don't get violent unless it's in defense against someone who's already begun acting violent.
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« Reply #8 on: 08-04-2003 00:04 »
Let's see...I drink diet pop; aside from changing fluids and tires, I am completely ignorant about fixing my car; I don't discuss the "bangability" of members of the opposite sex I see with my cronies; I've worn tights; and I dot my "i"s with hearts...okay, so maybe not the last one.
El Zilcho

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« Reply #9 on: 08-04-2003 00:07 »
I like cats, I can't stand dogs.
People who don't use coasters piss me off.
I got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart.
I sing along to M2M's "Mirror Mirror."

...and that's about it. Except that I actually did say that romantic garbage in real life.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #10 on: 08-04-2003 00:10 »
I like putting the lyrics to mushy songs in my AIM profile.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #11 on: 08-04-2003 00:14 »
If you quote Dashboard Confessional, I'm afraid the men of the world will have to repossess you testicles.
FemJesse

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« Reply #12 on: 08-04-2003 00:18 »
ShineFusion, you don't sound so bad in this thread... too bad you

have no sense of humour.  :laff:

El Zilcho:  At least you can admit it!  =D
Jolly Mon

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« Reply #13 on: 08-04-2003 00:20 »
let's see...
 I have to wear a skin-tight spandex suit for speed skating practice and meets.
Atticus

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« Reply #14 on: 08-04-2003 00:27 »
The best, closest friends that I have had throughout my life have been girls.  Yet I have never had a girlfriend.
El Zilcho

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« Reply #15 on: 08-04-2003 00:30 »
 
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Originally posted by The Names Nick:
I sang along to the Barbie Song once.

Pansy.

Mirror, mirror, hanging on the wall...
The Names Nick

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« Reply #16 on: 08-04-2003 00:33 »
The other day when I saw a pic of TMC. Ohh jeeeez.
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #17 on: 08-04-2003 00:37 »
Don't worry TNN, lots of guys feel that way. Just look at my sig, how can anyone not lust after that?
Britz

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« Reply #18 on: 08-04-2003 01:10 »
Alright, this is a pretty big thing for me, you know that movie "Chocolat"? Well.... I once decided to watch it over a football game with my two favourite teams, felt terrible about it, should've had my testicles taken away for it.

Yes, I deserve your hatred, I swear it's the only time I've fallen from grace though, truely, you gotta believe me!
evan

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« Reply #19 on: 08-04-2003 01:15 »
Sometimes I cry when I'm trying to get to sleep. Possibly because I have a bad habit about thinking about death around/right before I go to sleep.
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« Reply #20 on: 08-04-2003 01:41 »
 
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this is the thread where you guys can confess to the girliest things you've ever done, and also where you can bitch about the other side of gender stereotypes("do you ever feel like you only like girls because yer s'posed ta?" ).

Have fun, kiddos.

 I had a full sex change male to female.

 Can you do anything girlier than that?  ;)

 And as to doing a guy thing, some male  posturing. *TOP THAT!*
SQFreak

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« Reply #21 on: 08-04-2003 01:46 »
 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
If you quote Dashboard Confessional, I'm afraid the men of the world will have to repossess you testicles.

Hey, hey, hey! I'm quoting Dashboard Confessional in my college essay:
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Expect me to apologize
For things that you've done wrong -
While you're inciting others?
You're owning up to nothing and I wish that I was gone
'Cause you're not going anywhere...
[/small]

It actually applies because I'm writing my essay about when I apologized for something that someone else did wrong...anyway...
(Lots o' lyrics that I like are here.)
Killerfox

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« Reply #22 on: 08-04-2003 02:07 »
 
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Originally posted by M5438:
+ I own a large tractor and a chainsaw, both of which I actually use heavily.
+ I'm trained as a car mechanic.
+ I don't give a shit about how I dress and rarely shave.
+ I drive a pickup truck.
+ That truck has a manual transmission which I can actually operate skillfully (rare for an American.)
you rule! M5438 i love to drive stick and whats wrong with not having a flag of your country?

well as for me im kinda in the middle:
I dont cry easily with dramatic stuff, love videogames, sometimes i dont like showering

bad:
sometimes i get too emotional, for a little while (which i mean no more than two weeks) i liked Sakura Card Captors, i dont like wrestling.
thats all i can think of right now
FishyJoe

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« Reply #23 on: 08-04-2003 02:12 »
« Last Edit on: 08-04-2003 02:12 »
 
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Originally posted by evan:
Sometimes I cry when I'm trying to get to sleep. Possibly because I have a bad habit about thinking about death around/right before I go to sleep.

Your avatar is perfect for this thread. You look so ashamed.

One time some friends confronted me about my emotional instability, and I cried in front of them, for three hours non-stop. Such a girl!

Edited to add: Show's over, boys. Invader_Tak wins.
Killerfox

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« Reply #24 on: 08-04-2003 02:16 »
ohhh i've been there
Margarita

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« Reply #25 on: 08-04-2003 02:22 »
 
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Originally posted by Invader_Tak:
  I had a full sex change male to female.

 Can you do anything girlier than that?   ;)

is it true?
mazaite

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« Reply #26 on: 08-04-2003 02:34 »
I was going to post something, but Invader_Tak clearly wins. So I'll just post that and show off my fancy new Avatar.....Wesley.
ShineFusion

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« Reply #27 on: 08-04-2003 02:38 »
« Last Edit on: 08-04-2003 02:38 »
   
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Originally posted by FemJesse :
ShineFusion, you don't sound so bad in this thread... too bad you
have no sense of humour.

*Laughs through gritted teeth* See i'm laughing
 :mad:    :laff:   :mad:   :laff:
canned eggs

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« Reply #28 on: 08-04-2003 02:56 »
I drink tea and grow orchids, but I race cars (yeah, manual ones, M5438 and Killerfox) and I once broke a pool cue over a dude's back.
mazaite

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« Reply #29 on: 08-04-2003 03:10 »
By race do you mean straight line or with turns in? I don't abide the former very much.
Invader_Tak

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« Reply #30 on: 08-04-2003 03:11 »
« Last Edit on: 08-04-2003 03:11 »
 
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Originally posted by Margarita:
 is it true?


 Yes, it is very true, Neenah Wisconsin 2001.
 
 And I'd like to be the first to say, that HURT!   ;)

 I usually dont advertise it, but as I outed myself in the "Bend Her" thread I figure it does not matter.
OC_James

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« Reply #31 on: 08-04-2003 03:28 »
I enjoy the Golden Girls and I laugh at the jokes- even the uncomfortable ones about menopause. I almost cried at the end of Chasing Amy even though it doesn't seem so sad thinking back.
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« Reply #32 on: 08-04-2003 03:33 »
Reminds me of this conversation:

My mate Matt was talking with "Sarah" (formerly Ian) at a Halloween gig we were playing at.

Matt: Going out this weekend?
Sarah: Yup, going to a rock club.
Matt: Cool, hoping to score?
Sarah: Well, I got the equipment now, I gotta give it a test drive.
kip
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« Reply #33 on: 08-04-2003 05:44 »
Hmmm... I'm as manly as they come. Just yesterday I bought some carpenter jeans...

But I can't help wondering... does my bum look big in these???
SamuelXDiamond

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« Reply #34 on: 08-04-2003 05:53 »
« Last Edit on: 08-04-2003 05:53 »


Hawk

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« Reply #35 on: 08-04-2003 06:00 »
 
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Originally posted by evan:
Sometimes I cry when I'm trying to get to sleep. Possibly because I have a bad habit about thinking about death around/right before I go to sleep.

That's just like me, minus the crying part.
Cube_166

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« Reply #36 on: 08-04-2003 06:02 »
Hey Sammy we all saw that. You're not fooling anyone.
realedwin

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« Reply #37 on: 08-04-2003 06:07 »
I cryed at the end of "Luck of the Fryish" not that much but i did. Not ashamed of it though, since i'm very compassionate  :)
SamuelXDiamond

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« Reply #38 on: 08-04-2003 06:11 »
I actually just got the two pics mixed up, I wanted to post that one to show off the "dotting the I with a heart" thing.

I cry at sad films all the time, and can never hold it back when watching Luck of the Fryrish or Jurrasic Bark. I hug everyone all the time. I have to hug something to fall asleep. I won a "kitsch 'n' camp" music contest against my friends and their MP3 collections. I don't like sports. I can't stand things to be untidy.

...But then again,I do have a huge battleaxe, a huge beard, a huge thirst for real ale (and Grolsch), a huge... and a huge love for my far from huge girlfriend. So...
Gocad

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« Reply #39 on: 08-04-2003 06:28 »
There is no reason to be ashamed of crying. I have no problem admitting that I cried in movies like "Return of the Jedi" or "Attack of the Clones".  :p
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