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Juliet

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« on: 06-16-2003 07:17 »
The Film Bruce Almighty has give me an idea.

If you would be god for a week what would you do?

I would have a power to get more friends and go out and party everynight. I would make the Ftutrama characters come to live and I would make anyman to fall in love with me.

Your turn.
BendingUnit1141

Professor
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« Reply #1 on: 06-16-2003 07:24 »
I'd make a thread with unlimited pages.
Jeremy

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« Reply #2 on: 06-16-2003 07:25 »
I'd turn myself into a 14 year old Canadian girl....and kill people with my bare hands.
realedwin

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« Reply #3 on: 06-16-2003 07:26 »
 
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get more friends and go out and party everynight

how unselfish Juli. If i would be god for a week, i would just sit around and to nothing. Too much responsibility and who knows what i'm doing wrong, even intending to do right. 
Australian Guy

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« Reply #4 on: 06-16-2003 07:32 »
I've seen that movie already. It was pretty funny, But a bit mixed up at times. I dint know wether to laugh or feel bad at points.
fromage

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« Reply #5 on: 06-16-2003 07:34 »
I wouldn't exist.
mikey

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« Reply #6 on: 06-16-2003 07:55 »
Id tell fromage to shut up and get himself back together..Id have girls.
[-mArc-]

Administrator
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« Reply #7 on: 06-16-2003 08:10 »
I'd have this thread be about he-man as the title led me to believe and got my hopes up. Bah.
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #8 on: 06-16-2003 08:19 »
I would send Jeremy straight to hell.

Chorus: Straight to hell!

And then I would wipe out a few nations...
Australian Guy

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #9 on: 06-16-2003 08:20 »
Your not allowed to mess with freewill or reveal yourself to the public. That was the rules in the movie.
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #10 on: 06-16-2003 08:32 »
 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
If you would be god for a week what would you do?

She said nothing about the movie, so there are no rules to be observed...
homerjaysimpson

Space Pope
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« Reply #11 on: 06-16-2003 12:21 »
I would go to hell.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #12 on: 06-16-2003 13:55 »
I'd have some fun with it for a little while, do lots of cool stuff I'd never normally be able to do. Maybe jump off a few cliffs, but take away any feeling of pain. I'd also love to steal a load of awesome cars and drive around the city Carmageddon style. But then after all the mess and havoc was over, I'd simply turn back the time and undo it so everything's cool again. And after my fun, I'd give the power to someone else, because I hate responsabilty  :p
OC_James

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« Reply #13 on: 06-16-2003 13:59 »
I'd turn hell into a really screwed up day care center. Than I'd change the Bible and make all Wednesdays pudding and Playstation 2 day. I'd also make Jesus a woman and all of the apostles gay.

I've reserved my place in hell. HURRAH!
Holly J. Fry

PISS-Leader
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« Reply #14 on: 06-16-2003 14:00 »
I'd fix it so one of my best friends could walk again. Then I'd have ice-cream.
asianlightning

Starship Captain
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« Reply #15 on: 06-16-2003 14:05 »
I'd make myself rich...and all the PEELERS rich, too. And, I'd track down HypnoToad/Satan...
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #16 on: 06-16-2003 14:07 »
I'd love to have the ability to travel to anywhere in the world in a split second, and also to freeze time. I'd too like to steal a nice selection of sports cars and see what I could do with them. I'd make it so I couldn't die or get injured either so I'd be pretty much invincible to anything I wanted to do. That might come in handy for when I'm tearing through the streets in my selection of various stolen sports cars  :p
FishyJoe

Honorary German
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« Reply #17 on: 06-16-2003 14:17 »
 
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Originally posted by [-mArc-]:
I'd have this thread be about he-man as the title led me to believe and got my hopes up. Bah.

Heh. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

If I were god, I would make myself Miss America. And then make world peace. And then be hailed as the first Miss America to ever actually pull off the "world peace" thing.
asianlightning

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« Reply #18 on: 06-16-2003 14:38 »
PS- I, too, was hoping for a He-man thread...damn misleading topic titles! By the power of Greyskull I'll get my revenge....
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #19 on: 06-16-2003 15:00 »
if i were god for a week, i'ld turn all gold into ... pie! dun dun dun!

also, i'ld replace the letter k in the alphabet with the letter Arf (a proper symbol has yet to be invented). i hate the letter k.
Spice Weasel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #20 on: 06-16-2003 15:21 »
I'd smite, like I've never smoten before.
Hulkbuster

Bending Unit
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« Reply #21 on: 06-16-2003 15:24 »
If I was god I'd get up and have a piece of toast, then i'd go shopping.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #22 on: 06-16-2003 15:48 »
Create world peace and put MST3k back on air.
Anarchist

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« Reply #23 on: 06-16-2003 16:25 »
I'd sit in front of the computer, make crappy avatars, and write second-rate fanfiction.

Oh, wait, I do that now.
wu_konguk

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« Reply #24 on: 06-16-2003 16:29 »
I would give myself the power of Grey Skull and put and end to the reign of the evil Skeletor.

I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEERR
Squeezit

Bending Unit
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« Reply #25 on: 06-16-2003 16:31 »
I'd. . . bring Layne Staley back from the dead--and then I'd coerce Radiohead into putting on a show in California--wait no, if I was god I could just go see them in Seattle, duh--and then I'd get myself a huge house on beach front property--I'd steal Spice Weasle's idea and smite--and then I'd get a REALLY good foot massage.

Mmm. Can't wait.
kip
Professor
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« Reply #26 on: 06-16-2003 19:55 »
Make 2 new universes based on this universe.
- one that was perfect in every way (no majour contageons, no crime, no war, no ugly people).
- and one that was exactly like this universe in every way... just so I can fsck it up without worring about the consiquences, it'd be like a sandbox universe for me to fool around in/with mwhahahahah

Oh yeah, i'd put access to these universes in a blue and orange box (respectively)... wonder where I got that idea from.

I'd let Victoria know exactly how I feel about her by letting her feel my emotions toward her for a brief momment in time.

And if my powers where only for a week. I'd make a rock which when I touch (and only me) - would re-endow me with the powers again FOREVER.
Lurrr

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 06-16-2003 20:09 »
If I were god I'd turn myself into a woman for a day, just to see what its like  ;)

I'd fill out my DVD collection with every DVD imaginable. And I'd get my own cinema.

I'd cure all disease, and hunger, yada-yada. Then we can get rid of all the charities.

Finaly, I'd get rid of body hair. It does no-one any good.
kip
Professor
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« Reply #28 on: 06-16-2003 20:12 »
being a woman for a day sounds like a good idea Lurrr... yeah I wouldn't mind being a female version of me for a day... but only at a womans best time during the month *cough*  :eek:  :laff:  :laff:
zozer

Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 06-16-2003 20:13 »
i would conquer the world and make myself Czar for eternity. after that, i would make myself immortal(so i wouldn't be assasinated).
Just Chris

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« Reply #30 on: 06-16-2003 21:06 »
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I'd tell people up from the sky: "I do exist!" and then tell the Israeli and Palestinian people: "It's just a fucking piece of land!" and blast them all away with a mega lightning bolt.

In my less stressful times, I will see if I can microwave a burrito so hot that I can't eat it, just to test the paradox.
Lee Lemon

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« Reply #31 on: 06-16-2003 22:18 »
Pie, Lots and Lots of Pie
bankrupt

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« Reply #32 on: 06-16-2003 23:10 »
If I was god I'd ban secondary accounts on PEEL.  I'd also make anyone who has one burst into flames.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #33 on: 06-17-2003 00:21 »
I think I'd rather be myself.  I know I exist.
Squeezit

Bending Unit
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« Reply #34 on: 06-17-2003 00:27 »
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Lurrr!!!! I nominate you for God right now! Getting rid of body hair is the best godly idea EVER!

Edit: Just Chris! I didn't see your post before! Microwaving a burrito so hot you can't eat it is a hilarious twist to the rock thing--I love that--I'm gonna have to rip that off of you and use it somewhere with friends. . .
LAN.gnome

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« Reply #35 on: 06-17-2003 00:38 »
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After I finished fulfilling all my seedier fantasies, I'd get around to magically renewing my favorite cancelled shows: Andy Richter Controls the Universe, MST3K, and of course, Futurama.

EDIT: But before that, I would learn how to spell the names of my favorite cancelled shows.  :)
Allen

Professor
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« Reply #36 on: 06-17-2003 00:40 »
 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
I think I'd rather be myself.  I know I exist.

Ooh, good one. If I were God, I'd use my powers to cure myself and my mom. Then I'd make it so I never had to work in my life and that I would always have my pick of women at any time. Then just sit back and relax.
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #37 on: 06-17-2003 00:59 »
I'd make a week have a billion days.  Then I'd destroy all reality TV, make fried food good for your heart, cure all known diseases, invent tesseract space, creating infinite space within a finite area, create high-yield crops, institute an IQ requirement for my worshippers ("You have to be THIS SMART to believe in me"), thus elmimnating all dimwits who think that flying a plane into an office building might get them on my good side.
Spice Weasel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #38 on: 06-17-2003 01:04 »
^You've just eliminated conservatively, 99.9968% of the worlds population...Good luck, God of twenty
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #39 on: 06-17-2003 01:09 »
Fine by me. To paraphrase Groucho Marx, I wouldn't want to be worshipped by any religion that'd have me as a god.
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