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OC_James

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« on: 06-13-2003 01:57 »
Fellow PEELians, are you tired of crappy search engines that give you absolutely nothing? Ever do a search on Google and get about 900 off-the-wall entries? Than I'm the man to come to. If there's a webpage about it, than I can find it. Please no download or porn requests.

I wasn't sure if this belonged in "Link of the Fryish" or on it's own.
Jeremy

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« Reply #1 on: 06-13-2003 02:03 »
Wors....meh. Uh, do you know of any Sarge sites?
OC_James

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« Reply #2 on: 06-13-2003 02:04 »
What are they about?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #3 on: 06-13-2003 02:05 »
Search "English Translated Dojinishi".
OC_James

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« Reply #4 on: 06-13-2003 02:07 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2003 02:07 »
For nurdbot:

 http://www.angelfire.com/band/sfaok/

EDIT:
Finally found something along the lines of what Jeremy asked for:

 http://www.cybersarges.com/
Nurdbot

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« Reply #5 on: 06-13-2003 02:14 »
 
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Originally posted by OC_James:
For nurdbot:

 http://www.angelfire.com/band/sfaok/
Good boy, have a OC Snack.

*Tosses a piece of Fried Pastry as OC*
Jeremy

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« Reply #6 on: 06-13-2003 02:17 »
That'll do.

*Tosses a piece of Fried Gocad at OC*
Margarita

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« Reply #7 on: 06-13-2003 02:19 »
another "Ask [...]" thread?
i like google. i know how to find anything.
OC_James

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« Reply #8 on: 06-13-2003 02:21 »
No, this isn't an "ask" thread. I don't answer any questions unless they're for the URL to a website. I don't answer any of that metaphroical garbage.
Challenge to Margarita:
Can you find the Altered Reality Comics website through Google.
A friend of mine wrote a crappy comic by the name of Altered Reality and put it up on Google. None of us have ever found it.
Jeremy

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« Reply #9 on: 06-13-2003 02:23 »
 http://members.aol.com/meow103476/murder.html

BAM!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #10 on: 06-13-2003 02:25 »
 :laff:
BendingUnit1141

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« Reply #11 on: 06-13-2003 02:34 »
Could you try and find a page dedicated just to Flash MX Actionscript Commands, OC?
OC_James

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« Reply #12 on: 06-13-2003 02:40 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2003 02:40 »
To BendingUnit1141:

 http://www.promate.nl/macromedia/Flash/features/actionscript.asp
Gocad

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« Reply #13 on: 06-13-2003 02:43 »
Construction plans for a "working" Nuclear Bomb.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #14 on: 06-13-2003 02:45 »
Search for "Thumbnail Theatre's".
Jeremy

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« Reply #15 on: 06-13-2003 02:48 »
Gocad's address and his dental records........and which detergent gets out blood.
OC_James

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« Reply #16 on: 06-13-2003 02:49 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2003 02:49 »
To Gocad:

Sorry, no a-bomb blueprints. I DID howver get behind-the-scenes info on something much more sinister. I warn you, what your'e about to see may permanently traumatize you:

 http://www.etonline.com/celebrity/a11108.htm 

UPDATE to Nurdbot:
This site has great thumbnails.

 http://amethyst-angel.com

UPDATE to Jeremy:
Some tips on how to remove blood

 http://newton.dep.anl.gov:70/askasci/mole00/mole00139.htm

I can't get his address but I'm very close to Gocad's dental records.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #17 on: 06-13-2003 08:11 »
I asked for Thumbnail Theatre's, like at Toasty-Frog. But that will do.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #18 on: 06-13-2003 08:26 »
I've been waiting for this thread. I even considered making one myself, until I realized that I wasn't talented enough to find the dreaded "Rude Ralph".

Rude Ralph was a childhood toy of mine. Circa 1985. It was a big disgusting-looking ball-shaped greenish-brownish head. You pull a string, and it makes a crude noise(or possibly said a crude phrase...I can't remember if it actually talked or not). Farts, burps, you name it.

This isn't some super-obscure toy that I bought at a dollar store, either. I remember it being fairly popular. I know at least three other families that had one besides mine. And yet, google turns up nothing. Yesterdayland turned up nothing. Maybe I'm spelling it wrong? It's possible it had a wacky spelling, like "Rood Ralf" or something. But even trying my best alternate spellings, I can't find a damn thing.

If you can find any website, picture, or reference to this toy, I would be eternally grateful. And also in love.
VelourFog

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« Reply #19 on: 06-13-2003 09:35 »
 
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Originally posted by OC_James:

EDIT:
Finally found something along the lines of what Jeremy asked for:

 http://www.cybersarges.com/
holy crap. that's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Have you guys listened to the audio? I'd like to believe that's really our sarge.
Australian Guy

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« Reply #20 on: 06-13-2003 10:36 »
Google is censored.
OC_James

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« Reply #21 on: 06-13-2003 11:20 »
For FishyJoe:

 http://cgi.aol.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2934249842&category=1467
FishyJoe

Honorary German
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« Reply #22 on: 06-13-2003 13:24 »
Oh my god!!!

OC_James, I love you so fucking much!
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #23 on: 06-13-2003 13:59 »
Finally, someone to do the dirty work for me!!

Find me a tutorial which will let me make my Netfirms site into a WAP site. Eh, please.
I'd like to be able to download 128x128 jpegs and smallish MIDI files if you can find anything about that.
OC_James

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« Reply #24 on: 06-13-2003 14:35 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2003 14:35 »
Sorry Faze, couldn't find a page that gives tutorials on how to convert a Netfirms site into a WAP site. However, if you go to freeservers.com and sign up for a free account you may be able to copy it and edit it thorugh Freeservers.
I did find a webpage on jpegs and MIDIs you asked for (Not many jpegs but a few):

 http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8415/frontpage.html
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #25 on: 06-13-2003 14:45 »
Maybe convert isn't the word, I'm looking more for the WML tags for a WAP site, I think.
Bah I'll try myself....... later, cheers!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #26 on: 06-13-2003 15:02 »
Can you find out about the Cossacks MP3's?
OC_James

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« Reply #27 on: 06-13-2003 15:10 »
To Nurdbot:
Couldn't find any MP3s or info on the MP3s but did find a nice Cossacks site.

 http://pysar.tripod.com/
Nurdbot

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« Reply #28 on: 06-13-2003 15:14 »
Uh, As in the Cossacks game.
OC_James

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« Reply #29 on: 06-13-2003 15:18 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2003 15:18 »
Oh, I thought your request was odd. By MP3 I thought you meant like music or video. Anyway, here's the game:
 http://www.game-revolution.com/download/pc/strategy/cossacks.htm

It's free!
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #30 on: 06-13-2003 15:19 »
You could probably extract them from the game files with the right cajigger program, Nurdy.

If there's a huge file or folder in yer Cossacks directory named 'Music' or something, you could try mooch the files out of it, I did it with Hitman 2 (great soundtrack).
Nurdbot

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« Reply #31 on: 06-13-2003 15:21 »
I tried, all I got was sounds.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #32 on: 06-13-2003 15:52 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2003 15:52 »
They could be in an unplayable file format.
If you did a "Full Install" of the game, there should be some huge files in the directory, 300+ MB's or so (otherwise, they'll be on the game CD).
Try open it with Winzip or an Extractor program (I'll email ya one), you might be lucky and get them in MP3, WAV or OGG file format.

Edit: never mind the WAP or WML stuff OC James, I tried it and got it meself!
Australian Guy

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« Reply #33 on: 06-14-2003 12:10 »
Ok heres a challenge for ya. ITs a well known fact that september 11 is a date shared by the Terrorist acts in america and the Coup in Chile in 1973. But i have also heard something about a Decleration made by the Leauge of nations regarding isreal back when they existed.
CAn you get me info on that?
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #34 on: 06-14-2003 12:15 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2003 12:15 »
 http://www.september11news.com/Sept11History.htm

Here 's something useful. The date 11 September throughout history.

Scroll down:
 
Quote
Despite Arab protests, a British mandate is
proclaimed in Palestine on September 11, 1922.
The  mandate came into effect at the end of
September 1922.

Is this what you are looking for?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #35 on: 06-14-2003 17:04 »
Search for "Help the Aged" MP3 sung by Jarvis Cocker and Ali G, please.
Teral

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« Reply #36 on: 06-14-2003 17:17 »
You really shouldn't use WWW to look for MP3s Nurdbot. They sites are pop-up nightmares. Besides there is much better sources for MP3's.
Sarge

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« Reply #37 on: 06-14-2003 18:03 »
 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
holy crap. that's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Have you guys listened to the audio? I'd like to believe that's really our sarge.

Nope, that's not me.
  :D
Nurdbot

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« Reply #38 on: 06-15-2003 02:19 »
 
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Originally posted by Teral:
You really shouldn't use WWW to look for MP3s Nurdbot. They sites are pop-up nightmares. Besides there is much better sources for MP3's.
Name them, for the love of god!
Teral

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« Reply #39 on: 06-15-2003 08:41 »
What? You want me to get banned from PEEL?  :p
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