Charge Of The Test Brigade
1.
Half a thread, half a thread,
Half a thread through,
All in the valley of Spam
Posted the six hundred.
"Forward, the Test Brigade!
"Charge for the post!" he said:
Into the valley of Spam
Rode the six hundred.


2.
"Forward, the Test Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the poster knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to quickpost and die:
Into the valley of Spam
Rode the six hundred.


3.
Post to right of them,
Post to left of them,
Post in front of them
Annoy'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with meh's and shell,
Boldly they posted and well,
Into the jaws of Spam,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.


4.
Flash'd all their puns bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Flaming the spammers there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they run;
Spammers and trolls
Reel'd from the stinging pun
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.


5.
Post to right of them,
Post to left of them,
Post behind them
Annoy'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with puns and shell,
While bytes and PEEL'er fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Spam
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.


6.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild jokes they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Test Brigade,
Noble six hundred

*bows before Teral*

I wonder how long Teral worked on this...

Pretty neat title 
[Nurdbot]CHAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGEEE!![/Nurdbot] 

Damn, I already started one! Still, it's not as bad a the folly that Nurdbot aka "Testalonic WAS" did. At least this one's off to a good start...

I'm sorry I'm here right now. The craveing set in with me to post here.

PEEL must be like Royston Vasey:

 

Originally posted by Melllvar:
PEEL must be like Royston Vasey:

Or it is like the Hotel California:

You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave.

Woo, great title!

:: Teral reconsiders, and emails Speli a trojan called win32.pinfi ::

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
 *Gets blasted off his Horse by a Cannon Ball*
Put the Pre-Charge me on a stamp, or a Pop-Drink. Not Tango..*dies*

Sure, whatever...

*grabs Nurdbot's watch and wallet and runs off*   

You wore something that was on Wanky's wrist?

...Ew.

Didn't it have structural damage or something?

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Dammit! that was..a gift .. from wanky .. with a time to wank label. Ugh.

Let me guess it automatically rewound when ones wrist moved rapidly?

Did Nurdbot's wallet have any money in it?

I'm a British Bag Boy trapped in Spain. What did you expect?

Hmm, reminds me of Ali-stocks which were made up in my school 6th form. People bought and sold the rights to different types of pornography involving the aforementioned Ali on a virtual stockmarket.

Good title Teral. I'm unoriginal.

"Sacrifice of Angels"

[Dukat]I'll forgive you...[/Dukat]

Great conclusion ... oh.

Ah, Chemistry. You can blow things up.

I have Theology A2 on tuesday... Revise? Nah, I feel like going to Liverpool with current love interest. Much more productive.