Thank the sweet lord on high, the wicked have finally fallen, Wacko Jacko's finacial freakshon has collapsed under the weight of one to many racked up debts, a few to many madman extravagences and a couple more little boys with a side of chimpanzee than he could afford.

I'd heard rumours, insider tid bits, but mostly ads for current affair's programs that hinted, but at work today I crack open then paper to see his sideshow act face peering out from an article that I read with increasing joy that the kiddy fiddling fuckup and his whole neverneverland are financially dead in the water.

He's pissed his money down the rabbit hole on carnival rides, public scandal and little boys, and though I'm not one to take joy from the downfall of others (  yeah right) I could only be happier if it had happened sooner, y'know, maybe before those weird Jacko-centric shows came on TV, (which I couldn't bear to watch cause the thought of staring at that modern frankenstein face for an hour made me physically ill.) and I digress:   

Yeah, the face, think he's had a little work done? this http://www.snopes.com/photos/jackson.asp
is the picture that stared at me from that page in case you're wondering, exactly what was this guy thinking, I mean, I thought having his skin bleached was a stupid move, I'm a big horror fan right, but I've yet to see any combination of imagination, special effects and downright moral bankruptcy come up with something as terrifying as what Jacko paid millions of dollars to have done  to him, I think meeting him in person would be to much, and my violent projectile vomit would smack him right in that million dollar mug and cave the whole thing in, not that that's much of a boast, looks like a strong breeze could do that right about now.
        

And the kids, that's way past gross (I know, I know, he's never been officially charged with it, but those outside of court settlements with the parents of kids who've "slept over" in that carnival of horrors has to tell you something.) Come on, look at the guy, he'd give kids nightmares without them ever having meet them, and parents send their kids over to spoon with him and his pet monkey? What kind of parents are these!? Most parents are protective of their young but you got these ones setting their youngsters up on the assfuck assembly line for a couple of cool mill, I got to tell you, my boyz ever punch through their plastic prison and knock some lucky broad up and god forbid my seed spreads into the world and delievers me a bouncing baby boy a bloke like Wacko Jacko, no matter how rich he is, looks twice at Britz Jnr and he'll be getting real familiar with the business end of a sawn-off shotgun.

Final word on Jacko:     and I hope he spins into unbreakable depression, kills himself, goes straight to hell and a demon with a cock like a sock full of sand shows him just how those kids felt about sleeping over at Uncle Jacko's place.

This has been a calm, unbiased editorial of Michel Jackson's current finacial situation, Britz would now love to hear your opinions on the matter.

Wacko Jacko ... 

I always considered him to be a weird guy...

I take it you aren't a fan of his Britz?

Being Jacko is Wacko...if you're not in the 80's. Yeah, MJ was the shizz back then in the music industry. Thriller was the absolute best in the music videos. He had a good career back then, but now he started to confess to weird stuff that turned people's heads. I would bet lots of celebrities have weird secrets, but they wouldn't be proud to tell the world like Jackson did. They're smarter than that.

I'm with Britz 100% on this one.  I'm not disputing the guys talent, but off-stage behavior has been pretty reprehensible.

Can't stand the man.  One of the things which sticks in my throat is his attempted manipulation of the media (in the light of the Jordi Chandler allegations), which blew back up in his face.  Especially after the Martin Bashir piece, however much it was fixed.

I don't see why people continue to rag on the poor guy. I'm not a big fan of his music, and I agree that he's a bit skewed in the head, but with the kind of life he had, that's not a big surprise. What did he do to make you hate him? Do you just not like his face?
If you don't like the guy, leave him the hell alone and don't talk about him.

Must have been to many Lawsuits at once.

He's had some good music out there I'll admit, but I think he's super freaky. What with the Never Land theme park and changing from black to white and that whole child molesting thing. He's seriously screwed up!

And yeah like Squeezit said, his poor children are gonna be messed up when they're older as well. I read that he makes them wear wierd masks and covers their faces with veils or something when he takes them out in public so nobody can see their faces and there wont be a kidnap threat. Well, if anything thats gonna draw more attention to them making them even more of a target for kidnappers.

That guy is seriously warped! 

Why bring the church into this?
When you think about it Wacko Jacko looks like a Ugly Play doll on the site anyway

 

Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:
Confusing issues.. What... Would Jesus do?

Kill him.

Probably.

Good music, but we need celebrities like him to reassure us, it could be worse for us.

   

Originally posted by VelourFog:
so you are saying he's run out of money? can you point to some online articles? doesn't he own all the Beatles' songs and stuff?

Aye, he does.  I think he tried to offload them recently, but they're a cash-cow so he'll need to hang on to them.  I know that prior to the relative dog of his last album he took a loan of $30m from Sony (presuming that the album would make that back).

I wouldn't say he was bankrupt, just has to adjust his spending somewhat.

Somewhat related, is that when he out-bid Paul McCartney for The Beatles songs, Paul went out and got the copyrights for Buddy Holly's and various other generic songs like "Happy Birthday", which is why Futurama had to write their own.

EDIT: @Anarchist: He's in the public-eye, therefore he's fair-game.

I like the Jackson 4.

Scoff. Pity is the poor man's hate.

Sarge, it's Jackson 5.