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Nurdbot

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« on: 05-31-2003 02:54 »
Remember posts that you found very amusing, such as Velour's description of herself, or wanky's cumream egg's, Quote it here. Because each PEELer has had thousands of amusing comments posted, from Kryten's old Baloon Doggy to Capper's comments about Nixorbo.

To start it off:
 
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WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER!!!!!!!
Another witty insult by Juliet to Hypno-Toad in the Amy Sex Doll thread. Total, leave her NOW before it is too late.
Zed 85

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« Reply #1 on: 05-31-2003 03:09 »
Regarding the line 
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Because each PEELer has had thousands of amusing comments posted
Well I'm stumped.
If anyone finds something I said over the last 18 months amusing in anyway, do let me know, and I'll owe the first one a coke.
Gocad

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« Reply #2 on: 05-31-2003 05:45 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2003 05:45 »
 
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Originally posted by Speli:
It ends up with Neo waking up screaming. But after a couple of seconds, he looks around the room, then to the left side of them bed, and sees Agent Smith sleeping with him...

The End of the Matrix triology by Speli. Damn, I wish the Wachowskis would have used this...

Or maybe they already did?
BendingUnit1141

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« Reply #3 on: 05-31-2003 06:39 »
Practically anything said by Mr. Wankalot is pure gold.
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #4 on: 05-31-2003 06:58 »
 
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TMC - Your tact, good taste, and sophisticated wit will be sorely missed.

Speli - You know it, babe

@Speli  :laff:
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #5 on: 05-31-2003 07:17 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2003 07:17 »
I've been doing some searching, and found some gold mine threads, and these are some nuggets...

   
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Originally posted by Nurdbot in the old and closed Rugrats POLL thread: 
Hmmmm...Looks like the Only way to settle this is FuturamaVSRugRats...CHAAARRGG GEEEE!!!
*1000's of Futurama fans Charge RugRat Fans
With Double barrled Shot guns*MWHAHAHAHAH This is for Futurama *Decaptates an RugRat lover with an Kittana*

   
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Originally posted by Nixorbo, in reply, in the old and closed Rugrats POLL thread:
...No...

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Originally posted by Nurdbot in the old and closed Rugrats POLL thread:
My god!!!!! they have Swedish cousons??? run for you live AHHHJ*Jumps through an Glass window

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Originally posted by Ben in the complaints and arguments thread:
I'd like to lodge a complaint regarding Fred acting in an illegally mod-like manner.

   
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Originally posted by PCC Fred, in reply, in the complaints and arguments thread:
That's a totally unfounded accusation!

    :laff:
Gocad

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« Reply #6 on: 05-31-2003 07:22 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2003 07:22 »
   
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
Penis penis penis

That was a brillant Ron Kovic quote, TMC, and I couldn't help it, but I had laugh about it...
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #7 on: 05-31-2003 07:33 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2003 07:33 »
 
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Margarita: I just dyed my hair, so what cosmetics do you use and how often?
Nixorbo: I cant go anywhere without my lipstick

  :)
aslate

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« Reply #8 on: 05-31-2003 07:35 »
I can't find the exact quote:
 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
FUCK YOU SCOTTY AND SLIMMY!!!

Ok, i won't bring it up anymore.
Loki

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« Reply #9 on: 05-31-2003 07:53 »
Anything funny of mine? (you can get second coke!)
Lurrr

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« Reply #10 on: 05-31-2003 08:55 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2003 08:55 »
She edited it out but luckily aslate quoted it:

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
ok I agree that I will behave and stuff Slimmy.

  :laff:
Gocad

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« Reply #11 on: 05-31-2003 10:52 »
 
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
I vote for:
Margarita
Jeremy
and God

And thus "god" received a nomination for POTM April 2003.

There is no "god" at PEEL...
futureman

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« Reply #12 on: 05-31-2003 11:03 »
For Fuck Sake!!!
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #13 on: 05-31-2003 13:02 »
 
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Originally posted by futureman:
For Fuck Sake!!!

you have no chance to survive, make your time!
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #14 on: 05-31-2003 13:26 »
"Whats your deal Homer Jay? If I wasn't such a gentleman I'd cum over there and molest you"-Fishyjoe

or juliets"FUCK YOU ASSHOLES  :finger:  :finger:  :finger:  :finger:  :finger:  :finger:"
still makes me laugh
Archie2K

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« Reply #15 on: 05-31-2003 18:40 »
Anyone who can find something amusing that I said gets a third coke, this time with added Tia Maria.

*drools*

FUCK why don't we have any Coke in the house. I must have my Tia Maria and Coke.
Margarita

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« Reply #16 on: 05-31-2003 19:07 »
ooh another Juli's quote

 
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[ 19:10:02 PM ] <Margarita> !quote Juli|PissedOff
[ 07:10:05 PM ] <BureauBotNo1> Juli|PissedOff: 'what stink you fucking asshore'
Chump

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« Reply #17 on: 05-31-2003 19:40 »
Fishy Joe's PeelPPl Pub:

Favorite Song: Patty Cake. Maybe it's not a song, but it rhymes and I like to clap to it.

I love that. Joe is the funniest guy here.
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #18 on: 05-31-2003 22:16 »
Archie: "I'm a terrible kisser, I'm told"

Consider yourself amusing. Now where's my booze.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #19 on: 06-01-2003 00:18 »
« Last Edit on: 06-01-2003 00:18 »
FishyJoe.  That is all that needs be said.

Also,

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
heavy and constantly updated Modern army.

Funniest thing I've read all week.
LAN.gnome

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« Reply #20 on: 06-01-2003 01:03 »
« Last Edit on: 06-01-2003 01:03 »
It may be vain, but I thought this post by myself was rather funny.

   
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Originally posted by LAN.gnome:
   
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Originally posted by Strat:
If Futurama were on Lifetime, I'd still watch it

Except it wouldn't be called Futurama, it'd be called:

An Eye For An Eye: The Turanga Leela Story

It would focus on Fry's appalling sexual advances and Bender's alcoholism, and Leela's noble fight against the chauvinistic robotic sheriff who turns a blind eye to it all. Farnsworth makes a cameo appearance as her tragic grandfather fighting a losing battle with Alzheimer's.

I dunno, I could be wrong.
Venus

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« Reply #21 on: 06-01-2003 02:23 »
as an occasional Lifetime watcher i thought that quote was pretty cute, and very very accurate.
OC_James

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« Reply #22 on: 06-01-2003 02:45 »
HA! I only watch Lifetime for the Golden Girls. Ya' bunch of sissies.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #23 on: 06-01-2003 03:17 »
 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
"Whats your deal Homer Jay? If I wasn't such a gentleman I'd cum over there and molest you"-Fishyjoe

or juliets"FUCK YOU ASSHOLES   :finger:   :finger:   :finger:   :finger:   :finger:   :finger:"
still makes me laugh
Nothing beat her STFU Newbie! comments. She was born and bred in a Chatroom.

Damn, I wonder where Total's post for The Official PEEL dirty boy went.
Holly J. Fry

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« Reply #24 on: 06-01-2003 04:48 »
I enjoyed Kryten's answer to "Why-can't-regular-users-post-in-HTML??" whines.

"I mock you with my big scrolley text" scrolled across his post constantly.
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #25 on: 06-01-2003 04:58 »
Something I found funny a while back was posted by Kip in the 'Least Favorite Adverts' thread in the TV section.

 
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Do you want to consolidate all your existing loans into one managable lump sum? Perhaps you could buy a new car, go on holiday or sell your kidney to pay the debt you owe to the loan sharks? With no contracts to sign <subtitle> apart from the one where you sell your soul to the devil</subtitle> you can have your loan within seconds. So what are you waiting for? xxx-finance you can get you into even deeper sh*t then you're in now! Give us a call on 0845-rip-u-off now! we're waiting to say f__k you ass__le.

Its just so true!  :)
Archie2K

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« Reply #26 on: 06-01-2003 06:01 »
@TMC: It's awaiting in Reading right now.

 
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By Just Chris in the BIZARRO Thread:
Nurdbot's mom finds him checking out his hentai, and she says "Look, if you wanted some real porno, just ask and I can buy you some."

A comment so good it earned him a PotM nomination.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #27 on: 06-01-2003 06:07 »
Total's Unofficial Dirty Body Demo Post.
 
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Originally posted by Totalnerduk:You don't get it do you? I get the

Oh baby, shake that ass

rank thru' proving via votes from PEELers that I am dirty enough for the title Official Dirty Boy. To make sure that they feel I deserve it enough to vote yes, I need to be dirty. Very dirty. So very very dirty.

This involves innuendos every few posts that would make a gigilo blush, and a constant stream of sexual references thrown in at random. This means

I want to get into her snatch right now

that I will have earned my recognition through

Britney may have an awful voice, but those are nice tits. Mmmm, what do her nipples taste like?

simply being true to form, and it will therefore be a legitimate bona fide (heheh, boner!) accomplishment.
Melllvar

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« Reply #28 on: 06-01-2003 06:20 »
There was his "Proposition 69" thread too, but that was lost in Old Off-Topic.

 :laff:
Nurdbot

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« Reply #29 on: 06-01-2003 06:54 »
« Last Edit on: 06-01-2003 06:54 »
Actually, it's still there in The Wish Void.
Venus

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« Reply #30 on: 06-01-2003 17:39 »
 
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Originally posted by Chump:
Awww. But you're still using the custom avy that I made you... fine... go on, change your avitar...
I'll be here, thinking of what once was.

what can i say, it made me laugh.   :love:
PCC Fred

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« Reply #31 on: 06-01-2003 18:51 »
 
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
There was his "Proposition 69" thread too, but that was lost in Old Off-Topic.

  :laff:

Are you sure it wasn't in the Wish Void?
Melllvar

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« Reply #32 on: 06-01-2003 19:16 »
Mmm, maybe.
M5438

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« Reply #33 on: 06-01-2003 19:43 »
What about my all time best "Wank on my vikings!" 
FishyJoe

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« Reply #34 on: 06-01-2003 21:58 »
Yeah, and I'll never forget that one time...

*tries to think of non-me related jokes*

Yeah, sorry. You guys blow.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #35 on: 06-02-2003 08:04 »
Remember KENNEDY and Speli's clashes?
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #36 on: 06-02-2003 08:49 »
Ahem. There are a few posters here at PEEL who you just have to open a thread and read it if you see they've just posted in it. Those who hold this allure in my opinion are - Sarge, FJ, VF, Nix, Rach, and Ben.

Who makes YOU open threads (that you usually wouldn't open), just because you see they've posted there?
Australian Guy

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« Reply #37 on: 06-02-2003 11:45 »
HAs anyone posted We will Crush You planet with our Groooooooooin yet?  :p
Speli

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« Reply #38 on: 06-02-2003 15:20 »
 :mad: It's not planet! It's army!
Melllvar

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« Reply #39 on: 06-02-2003 15:24 »
 
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
Ahem. There are a few posters here at PEEL who you just have to open a thread and read it if you see they've just posted in it. Those who hold this allure in my opinion are - Sarge, FJ, VF, Nix, Rach, and Ben.

Who makes YOU open threads (that you usually wouldn't open), just because you see they've posted there?

Definately all of those you've quoted, and Red5, Archie, Melbee, Kryten can be pretty funny too, ditto PCCFred.
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